9 Apr 2020

9.04.2020 Day 28 of self-isolation.Jinping Pandemic Darwin Awards: Manchester UK partygoers.

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Thursday 9th 45-56F, a sunny day in progress if the cloud clears as promised. A walk to the lanes.

Boris is on the mend but still in ICU. 

Danish researchers have built a low cost and compact, emergency respirator, from scratch, in only two weeks.

Failing GM wants $400,000,000 [Four, hundred million dollars] to make some ventilators, some time, or other, down the road.

I wonder if anybody will notice if I make some predictions with 1000% guaranteed certainty of them coming true?

The trillions being put into the global economy will mostly be stolen by corporate thieves and other organized criminals. Guaranteed!

The EU's public funding, for covering losses due to the pandemic, will  mostly end up in the wrong hands. Guaranteed!

Chump has already removed the financial overseer of the $2,000,000,000,000, [2 trillion] tax dollars being handed to the world's most corrupt and greedy individuals on the planet. i.e. His wealthy [offshore, tax free] cronies. 

All the presently failing companies will be given huge handouts to prolong the agony before they officially register as bankrupt. Then blame the Jinping Pandemic as the top echelon retire early to Billionaire's Row.

The familiar supersportscar manufacturers McLaren, Ferrari, Lamborghini and all the other "exotics," will be gearing up for automated, mass production to cope with "unprecedented sales."

The online newspapers will be full of  stories of sociopath's corruption when dealing with public funds for decades to come.

Chump will claim he fixed The Jinping pandemic, single handedly and will be seen to walk on water in his smug, re-election videos. He will appear to be in front of vast, cheering crowds of [virtual] zombies but will never feed the 5000 "due to a lack of funds." 👼

Billions will be available to build a huge, golden statue of Chump to celebrate the "Second Coming."

The Chump Prize will be awarded annually to "celebrities" for looking "decorative" after costly plastic surgery.

Today's Jinping Pandemic Darwin Award: It was a close run thing. With several willing candidates for drooling idiocy in these dangerous times. The police in Greater Manchester closed down not one, not two, not even three, but 660 parties last weekend. All being held against the emergency rules of assembly under the Jinping Pandemic. Is Greater Manchester singularly unfortunate that it should have so many "willfully, educationally challenged?"  Tragically it would seem so. Unless other cities can claim a lower, average IQ? Form an orderly queue, please! And do maintain your social distancing! 💀

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-52221688



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