2 Apr 2020

2nd April 2020 Day 21. Jinping Pandelimc Darwin Awards: US conspiracy theorists.

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Thursday 2nd April 41F, overcast, light breeze. Blogger is broken again. It needs several steps to escape from their Mobile crap. Gales gusting to 45mph+ in the afternoon.

A longer walk to the lane which passes by the far woods. There were numerous birds of prey. Including a soaring Red kite looking for breakfast. A tiny brown bird of prey landed on a clod of earth on the field beside the road. Several Yellow hammers brightened the landscape as they moved at intervals ahead of me down the roadside hedges. A flock of perhaps, one hundred gulls circled high overhead.

The eternally optimistic farmers were carrying out more field drainage with a large excavator. Or using a vast front loader. To follow them around the fields as they collected boulders by hand. Interrupting the peace and tranquility with occasional loud blows of their distant, giant drum. A beautiful male Bullfinch was sitting in the hedge which we have been clipping for days. It's puffed up, orange chest glowing like a bright lantern. 

We have found an online source of the organic tea we like. Much cheaper than the supermarket where we normally buy it. So the postage was nullified by a factor of two. Meaning we were handed the postage back to us as a further discount. The usual, local supermarket is very badly run. So that they are constantly running out of stock of several of our wanted items. Good tea is a vital commodity in quarantine. Even though we drink coffee as well.

I was going to say that Dr. "BOYD" Chump 🐍 [the world's leading vitriologist] will be directly responsible for a quarter of a million unnecessary deaths. Except that, to point this out would be a total waste of virtual ink. He is rising in popularity after weeks of downplaying the coronavirus and directly inhibiting work to contain it. All the while attending church! 🤣 Woohoo! Welcome to The Twilight Zone!

He is quite clearly a raving lunatic, a dullard and evil beyond belief. Yet he still enjoys a popular following. But then so did Hitler. Even Joseph Stalin, the butcher, is still revered by the mentally ill. Evil will always find a multitude of avid fans amongst the walking, brain dead. Now they have a real, live devil to follow down into their favourite, dystopian, Disney-esque, dreamscape nightmares.

Chump must be absolutely kicking himself that he didn't personally start the pandemic himself. Preferably live in front of the cameras. So that he could take full responsibility for it. Then blame the democrats for not fully supporting his generous benevolence.

Even worse, the pandemic isn't a real zombie virus. To give all those gun fans a suitably bloody and [preferably] human shaped target for all their sick fantasies, their racism and their misogyny. Then he would have enjoyed a landslide election. Becoming the envy of every other, unnelected despot throughout history. I suppose we should make allowances. Chump still thinks of himself as the world's greatest ever living entertainer. Rather than the world's worst ever president.

Jinping Pandemic, Darwin Awards: As the US descends into further chaos, they have had to provide protection for a leading virologist. This follows death threats from the deluded paranoid on the extreme right wing.

The leading virologist has upset all the conspiracy theorists. By saying that he couldn't just grab the microphone from Chump every single time he says something completely wrong. Not to mention Chump being a very serious threat to countless, real people's lives.

Historians will no doubt record this as the tipping point for the end for the US as we know it. As economic ruin and mass unemployment get into lock step behind the Grim Reaper. Cheerfully presiding over Chump's every idiotic and infantile, babbling session at the microphone.        



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