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Saturday 4th 38-47F, calm with bright sunshine at 7.50 but some cloud. Just a brisk walk to the lanes.It steadily clouded over as the wind picked up. I saw a low altitude, Red kite looking for breakfast over the fields. It seemed unperturbed by my presence. Rather a lot of traffic today. Saturday shopping?
Today's Jinping Pandemic Darwin Award: 💀 The infamous pirate, Captain "BOYD" Chump for stealing 200,000 masks from the German, front line Police. 😷 The masks were hijacked in a daring raid by US special forces. 😷 Witnesses reported that they escaped aboard Airforce1. 💀 Which had been specially painted black [with Chump's signature emblazoned in giant gold leaf lettering along the fuselage] for this <cough> stealth mission.💀 A "Skull and crossbones" had been painted below the aircraft's cockpit like a wartime, US bomber heading for Germany. 💀
😷 Captain "BOYD" Chump is bravely refusing to wear a mask himself due to his towering vanity and towering narcissism. 😷 Thereby avoiding becoming a fine example to all the other "willfully, educationally challenged" American citizens. 😷 Though he, himself, is, of course, a dangerous immigrant by his own standards and probably an international criminal. 😷
🤡 Another day passes with record loss of life in America to the Jinping Pandemic. You know, the same, Jinping Virus which is "no worse than a mild case of flu" according to the Captain of his sinking, pirate ship. 🤡 As the country suffers yet another broadside of hideous reality. 🤡 At the hands of the permanently, made-up clown in the orange wig. I have a new idea: Put a wall around Chump inside his self-made, circus ring. Then evacuate it! Problem solved. 🤡
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