12 Aug 2026

12.08.2026

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  Wednesday 12th 55F/13C [7.40] Overcast. Forecast to be wall to wall sunshine. Creeping up to 22C/72F in the late afternoon. It usually peaks around 16.00. Winds fairly light. Performing a slow somersault. From NW to NE before going southerly this evening. 

 Up at 7am after a quiet night. 

 Visiting my English friend this morning. Or later. 

 Pennisetum rubrum. 

 There is a partial solar eclipse this evening. Even assuming it remains magically clear I have a wood to my west. Thirty years ago it was a wind break. My wife added multiple skyscrapers as tiny shoots. Even the neighbours best attempts to poison some of them did not hinder their final height. 

 Which all means I have to go at least 100m away from the house. Just to see the sun in the evening from the main drive. Providing mains electricity for the telescopes is a problem. My longest extension lead is only 30m long. A daisy chain is possible but not to 100m. The longest drum type, extension cables are only 40m. The sun will be only 6ยบ above the horizon to the WNW. That's a lot of atmospheric thickness to hide the sun with clouds. 

 8.30 I've had my morning online chat. Watered the outside plants. Pulled up loads of Rosebay willowherb. An invasive, head height weed. 

 11.45 I have run the big mower up and down the drive to prepare it for the robot mower. 7 lengths filled the collection basket. Then I sent Euforya off to do its job. It seems to prefer working near the house. While I want it to mow along to the end of the drive. I may have to devise a cunning plan for another zone. Right out to the junction with the main drive. 

 13.20 My friend has just left. I wasn't expecting him and had continued gardening.  

  

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11 Aug 2026

11.08.2026 Through grass darkly.

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  Tuesday 11th 57F/14C [8.00]  Mostly sunny but rather windy. N-Westerly up to 12m/s. Temperature peaking at a rather cool 19C/66F. 

 Up a 7am after an unusually quiet night.

 13.45 Back from a shopping drive into the village. I had run out of basics. Sunny, pleasantly warm and breezy. There were many young people from the nearby school at the supermarket. I added a dark leaved grass to my collection.

 Dinner was a fry-up: An organic pork chop, mushrooms, baked beans and two organic eggs on toast. 

  

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10 Aug 2026

10.08.2026 Euforya.

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  Monday 10th 60F/16C [7.45] Overcast. A cool, 16C/60F, cloudy and wet morning. Followed by a risk of sunshine and 19C/66F in the afternoon. 22C/72F in the room.16C/60F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7am after a reasonable night.  

 Another day wasted online. With a few derisory attempts at tidying up. 

 I have decided to call the robot mower Euforya. The manufacturer's name is Eufy. So it seemed appropriate. 

 Dinner was mackerel in tomato sauce on toast with halved tomatoes. 

 

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9 Aug 2026

9.08.2026 31km to admire sandcastles.

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  Sunday 9th 56F/13C [6.20]  A bright but cloudy start. To what is promised to be wall to wall sunshine. Peaking at 26C/79F. Rather breezy from the south east. Going southerly. I had better water the outside, potted plants. 21C/70F in the room. 14C/57F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 5.50 with cramp in my left calf. Fortunately it soon passed. I start every day with a glass of water now. I didn't used to like the taste but now it seems fine. Not too cold either. As summer heat reaches down to the kilometers of plastic piping.

 11.25 Off we jolly well go. I'll have a tailwind going and headwind coming back.

 13.05. 80F/27C. Returning from a 31km ride. I was slightly light headed at times. With my vision brightening strangely. I hadn't lost my marbles. Nor my balance. So I persevered. I'll take my blood pressure when my lunch has gone down.

 My ride took me up to the motorway and the close-by, new rail route. The raising of the ground to match the raised bridge level is going very slowly. It seems to consist of adding sand in layers. Quite recently there was a huge hollow in the middle of the picture above. The sheer scale of the sand castles is lost in this image. The motorway is just beyond the trees in the background. A blue sign can be seen. 

 There are combine harvesters everywhere.  I have only been caught in the "snow storm" once so far. When a harvester was turning right beside the road. The giant machines were mostly more distant today.

 I ran the robot mower along the drive a couple of times. Washed up while Sunday dinner was cooking. Emptied the indoor recycling tubs and dragged a recycling bin along the drive. So today was not completely wasted. 

Dinner was an organic pork chop, peas, boiled potatoes and gravy. 

 

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8 Aug 2026

8.8.2026 30km.

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 Saturday 8th 60F/16C [8.00]  Bright though a bit cloudy. Peaking at 22C/71F. Lighter, westerly winds. 21C/70F in the room. 15C/59F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7.15 after struggling to sleep last night. 

 Today would have been my wife's 80th birthday. Had she not died of cancer a little over four years ago. 

 I need a ride. Conditions should be fine today. 

 12.30 Back from a 30km ride. It was really quite windy. Regardless of my direction of travel. Fortunately I was feeling fitter than usual.  

 I visited a charity shop and then headed for the quiet, narrow, rural lanes. Where, quite unbelievably, I met about 30 immaculate vintage and veteran cars going the opposite way. Everything you could possibly imagine. Including an original mini and even a perfect Morris Minor. 

 Every one of them had a shine 10 feet deep. I may have missed some of them because I joined their lane from a minor junction. Several cars went past as I was climbing a steep hill towards their route. 

 It became sunnier in the afternoon. 

 Dinner was beans on toast. 

 

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7 Aug 2026

7.08.2026 More lily leaves.

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   Friday 7th 59F/15C [8.45] Overcast morning. Leading to sunshine and a modest 20C/68F. Windy from the west. Gusting to 13m/s or nearly 30mph. 22C/72F in the room. 16C/61F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7.45 after a fairly quiet night.   

 Another day wasted online watching videos. Followed by an hour watching rubbish on Netflix.

 Achievements for today? I watered the plants. Indoors and out. Fed the fish. The water lily seems to be producing new leaves. So I haven't killed it from over watering.

  Dinner was a salmon pasty with broccoli. The broccoli was dropped into boiling, salted water for four minutes. Then dumped into a colander. This stops it continuing to cook. Maintaining crispness. Thank you Google. I think I'll give it five minutes next time.  

 

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6 Aug 2026

6.08.2026 Bob the robot.

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  Thursday 6th 72F/22C. Bright sunshine. A sunny morning but cool and very breezy. Peaking briefly at only 20C/68F. A pleasant 23C/73F in the room. 20C/68F in the greenhouse. Which seems logical. 

 Up at 7.15 after a mostly quiet night.

 I shall be visiting my English friend later. His B&B has been very busy. While his huge garden needs constant attention.

 13.15 Returning from my visit. With shopping on the way home. His robot mower "Bob" is doing a great job on his huge lawns. I think he said it all amounted to 3000 m^2. It was really rather windy at times. It had blown several outside plants over. So I placed the plastic pots in the remaining ceramic examples. 

 I wasted the afternoon by watching endless videos. It rained quite hard later on. 

 Dinner was tuna on fresh bread rolls. 

 

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5 Aug 2026

5.08.2026 Are DeWALT batteries a lottery?

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  Wednesday 5th 66F/19C [7.50] Overcast and breezy. With a whole day sunshine on offer. After early cloud clears. The thunderstorms can be seen moving north eastwards on the radar. Peaking at 24C this afternoon. 23C/73F in the room. 20C/68F in the greenhouse. With a steady, breeze through the open, end doors. 

 Up at 7am after a fairly quiet night. The sky was flashing continuous with lightning when I got up during the night. Though I didn't hear any heavy rain from reported cloudbursts. It has obviously rained in the night. 

 I started feeling dizzy during my morning online chat. So I checked my blood pressure. Three times, as usual. With 5 minutes between each reading. It ended with 97/67.  

 I went back to bed. Waking with a lingering unease at the dizziness still hovering over me. 

 

 I asked Google how many YouTube videos are about DeWALT tool batteries not recharging? Strangely, it could only say thousands. No official figure in the days of AI and total information control for advertising and profit. 

 This is only the very tip of the iceberg. Because countless millions more DeWalt battery owners won't have posted videos. I'll keep digging. I bet the number of dead DeWALT batteries out there run into the many hundreds of millions! 

 I asked an AI and it said there were probably tens of thousands of YT videos about this subject alone. Actual numbers are difficult to obtain because of the dynamic nature of YouTube. With vast numbers of new videos being added every day and night. Yeah right.

 DeWalt must be grinning all the way to the bank. Selling very expensive, but crap batteries. To unsuspecting millions of customers globally. DeWalt offer a limited warranty of three years. Though it seem to exclude normal wear and tear. Trying to repair the batteries is considered dangerous and voids any guarantee. 

 The reason I am questioning this is that I have a large, DeWALT 9Ah battery which refuses to charge. It does not respond to jump charging from a good battery. As the millions of Identikit YouTube videos suggest. YouTube is now the worst possible reference for literally anything. Thanks to the algorithm you have to watch 18 minutes of padding and crap for every nugget of real information. With AI Turds and downright lies being the greatest growth area. 

 The cheapest price for a replacement battery, discounted online, is around 1000 Danish Kroner. £120 equivalent! 2000 DKr or £240 from the nearest builders merchant chain. Do I want to pay that much for a DeWalt lottery ticket? For a vital tool, when I need it, but that I rarely use? 

 I just checked. The battery date is 2017. So I have had 9 years of service from this battery and should stop complaining? Well no, the number of times the saw was used was probably less than once a year. The battery was too big and heavy for most of my other DeWALT tools. The battery has probably died from not being constantly recharged. So having too high expectations. 

 Dinner was fish fingers, peas and chips. The phone battery was flat and had gone into emergency shut down. So no pictures of the unhealthy feast.

  

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4 Aug 2026

4.08.2026 Missed opportunity.

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  Tuesday 4th 64F/18C [8.30] Overcast. Thundery cloudbursts possible. Unstable weather has replaced the recently promised sunshine. Peaking at 25C/77F. It could be sunny later this afternoon. 22C/71F in the room. 18C/64F in the greenhouse. I am leaving it open to cool as much as possible.

 Up at 8.00 after waking earlier and dozing. 

 9.00 I had my morning, online chat. 

 The rest of the days was largely wasted online. 

 I had a chat with the exercise therapist when she rang. 

 Then the lady from the village called just as I was lying down for a nap. I got up so quickly I was dizzy.

 Dinner was poached eggs on toast. 

  

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3 Aug 2026

3.08.2026 Limping through life.

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  Monday 3rd 60F/15.6C [8.00] We are promised full sun all day but it is cloudy. A warmer day peaking at 25C/77F. Light NE winds going southerly later. 20.5C/69F in the room. 16C/60F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6.45 after a fairly quiet night. I was going to get up earlier but had cramp in my right calf. Which is very unusual for me. I am still limping as it still hurts. Massaging the calf doesn't help. I found a YouTube short video showing how to use a step or stair to ease the pain. 

 So I had no use for the competing videos. Which all ran over 10 minutes. Just to ensure Google had lots of time for stuffing with its shit advertising. The so called Algorithm of Death for YouTube. As more and more talentless, industrial strength, AI Turds irritate their viewers. 

 The EU is introducing new laws about digitally marking all AI online content. It is wonderfully apt that China is suffering from false AI videos. Emphasizing all the disasters which the evil dictatorship denies ever happened.   

 I have watered all the indoor and outdoor plants. Still limping, despite an hour of massaging my calf.   

 17.00 76F/24C. Hot and sunny after a cloudier morning. Returning from a drive to the village for vital groceries. Still limping but mobile. Several arms raised and waving from a veteran, open, British, sports car. They were going the other way. Closely followed by a large, vintage Mercedes. With a more restrained wave. 

 Dinner was the other half of the chicken on fresh bread rolls. Far more appetizing than toast.  

    

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2 Aug 2026

2.08.2026 32km No change.

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 Sunday 2nd 61F/16C [8.05] A bright start to a mixed day of cloud and sunshine. Breezy from the west and SW. Peaking at 21C/70F. The same temperature as in the room. 16C in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7.40 after an unusually quiet night. 

 I might have a modest ride. See if there has been any progress on the new cycle path. Though there may have been a lull due to the summer holidays. All the pedal trolleys were lined up on the track in Glamsbjerg. Just beyond the high street crossing. Where there are no current plans to extended the cycle path. 

 11.00 A bit later than planned. I have been tidying the kitchen and cupboards. 

 13.00 Back from a 32km ride. I almost changed my mind about going. As the sky to the north turned inky black. It remained dry but with a constant headwind. Later I was finding short lengths of wet road. From very localized showers. Even the gravel on the parking space was dark with recent rain.

 There was no sign of any change on the new cycle path. Though the area approaching Ebberup was heavily churned up by horses hooves. Greatly increasing my rolling resistance. I had to engage Turbo mode. Just to maintain forward movement. This wasn't on the finished surface. It was only the mud foundation. It is still four months before the cycle path is supposed to be completed.

 I managed to find a narrow lane. Which I could not remember ever having traveled. It coincided with full cloud overcast. I kept turning right at various junctions. Assuming I was heading for home. Only to emerge at the village I had just left! I had completed a perfect square on the map!   

 I dragged the recycling bin along the drive. There were hundreds of slugs everywhere. 

 I wasn't in the mood for a full Sunday dinner. So I had a fry-up instead.

 

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1 Aug 2026

1st August 2026 A lily by any other name.

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  Saturday 1st 57F/14C [8.20] A cooler, sunny day barely reaching 20C/68F. Possible showers later. A westerly breeze increasing slowly.

 Up  at 7.45 after a fairly quiet night. No back pain today.

  My intended ride turned into a drive. I wanted goldfish food pellets and a waterlily. The nearest dealer is on a fast, major road. Which isn't much fund to ride on. Then I needed the supermarket to stock up on groceries. 

 Back about 12.30. I re-potted the waterlily and added small stones to the basket. Then sprayed the outdoor plants. While I had the hose attached to the kitchen mixer tap.

14.30 I have raked the countless new molehills on The West lawn. The robot is currently mowing the drive but will be sent to the lawn next. 

 15.15 The robot has finished mowing the lawn and returned to its charging station.

 Dinner was tuna on fresh "wholegrain" bread rolls. 

   

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31 Jul 2026

31.07.2026 Putting a cap on it.

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  Friday 31st 58F/14C [7.30] Bright but cloudy start becoming cloudier with rain this afternoon. Light NW winds increasing slightly. Possible cloudbursts and fierce gusts this evening. 23C/73F in the room.14,4C/54F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6.30 after a fairly quiet night. Feeling slightly dizzy.

 It must have rained in the night. No need to water the plants. 

 I drove into the village to collect more tablets and to shop. 

 12.00 It is already starting to rain. I have fitted a 20cm cap on the post holding the newest security camera. It will keep the worst of the weather off the cable connectors. The cap is a round, brown, aluminium, baking tray and cost me 22kr (£2.50?] in a charity shop. I drilled a hole in the middle and simply screwed it down on top of the post. Safely covering the cabling.

 The afternoon was wasted on YouTube. 

 Dinner was a salad. I had forgotten to buy more tinned tuna. So had to use the mackerel in tomato sauce. The first time eaten cold. I am not sure I liked it but there was nothing else in the larder.

 

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30 Jul 2026

30.07.2026 Wasted.


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  Thursday 30th 77F/25C [9.15] A long, hot, sunny day is promised. Peaking at 31C/88F.  It is 23C/73F in the room. 26C/79F in the fully open greenhouse.

 Up at 7.45. I woke earlier and drifted. My back is aching from yesterday's 63km ride.

 I had better water the outdoor plants! Done.

 With my back hurting all day I wasted it on the computer watching YT videos. 

 18.00 28C/82F.  I just went back out and watered the plants again. The image shows Hydrangea macrophylla "Eclipse." One of my dark leaved plants. The blooms are just starting to go over. It has been in full sun. I moved it into the shade to take a picture.

 The hottest temperature in Denmark today was recorded about 30km to our west at 34C/93F. I only saw 85F/30C on my trusty digital thermometer. Though I wasn't monitoring it. My relatively new "wireless" digital thermometer is still reading 85F/30C now. 

 It became overcast  and breezy before long. 

 Dinner was a salmon pasty, peas and pasta. 

 I washed up while it cooked. 

 


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29 Jul 2026

29.07.2026 63km.

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  Wednesday 29th 67F/19.5C [8.40] Overcast leading to sunshine and a 28C/82F afternoon. Breezy from the south.  21C/70F in the room. 20.5C/71F in the greenhouse. I'll have to open it up again. I had to close the doors and skylights. As it was cool and rather windy.

 Up at 8.00! I woke briefly at 6 & 7am after an unusually quiet night. 

 I extracted the clear, plastic roofing sheets from the Morris last night. It was quite a struggle but easier handled singly. By rolling each sheet into a cylinder. Their individual weight became of no consequence.

 I had better water the outdoor plants. And have. The temperature in the greenhouse is rocketing. Already 23C/73F and the sun has hardly reached it. Due to the towering hedges next door.

 Just had my morning chat. Proof of intelligent life. That sort of thing. 

 Where can I go on my e-bike?

 I'll explore progress on the new railway route nearer Odense. There are some beautiful, rural lanes to reach that area. I have the second battery on charge while I prepare. It is getting quite breezy.

 14.45 82F/28C. 63km Bright sunshine, but windy, all morning. I zigzagged between minor roads crossed by the new railway. Several lanes were blocked. As work continues.

 I had taken my lunch rolls with me. Plus some sub-micro, Corny bars and miniature, orange juice cartons. For which I stopped at 13.30 and 14.00. I should have stopped to eat earlier. 

 There was a tiring headwind all the way back. So I cut across country. Rather than doubling back over my earlier route. I had turned back at 40km at Elmelundsvej, near Sanderum. On the edge of Odense. 

 It would have been too tiring to duplicate my route to get back. Which proved to be sensible. Because I was getting increasingly tired on the way home. 

 I was falling asleep at the computer. So I went to bed for a half hour, timed nap. The greenhouse is over 30C/86F. Though with a through breeze.

 I had to go shopping. The bread rolls had gone green in the bag. I think some idiot had been handling them in the factory. The green marks were the size of fingerprints. The mold goes right through the bread. Even if little is visible outside.

 I'll have tuna on two fresh rolls for dinner. After having a huge dinner yesterday. 

 

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28 Jul 2026

28.07.2026 My life story in Danish.

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  Tuesday 28th 60F/16C[8.20] Bright and breezy. Peaking at 21C/69F. Slightly warmer than yesterday but less windy. 20C/68F indoors. 16C/61F in the greenhouse. 

 Up at 7.20 after another busy night filling the fire bucket. 

 I have an appointment for a haircut after lunch. 

 I have measured the roof overhang of the shed. Which forms a sort of porch in front of the new entrance door. The window in the door lights the hall. However, the light reaching the window is severely limited by the opaque roof overhang. The door faces north and lots of tall trees. 

 So I intend to fit clear plastic, roof sheeting on the overhang. To let more light in. This means another trip into town. Possibly with the trailer. The Morris cannot manage long items. Even if I roll them up tight and tie them. 

 The Morris can manage just over 2m. If the item is narrow enough in width. To fit between the front seats and right into the passenger foot well. The seats only hinge forward. Because the backs are fixed solidly to the seat frame. So they can't be tilted backward. Like they can in most modern cars. 

 I drove over 20km to one builder's merchant. Which claimed over the phone that they had stock, but didn't. So I had to dash back to have a shower in time for my haircut. 

 She kept me waiting for over ten minutes. So I shan't go back there again. Though she offers a great haircut they are very expensive. Double what I have been paying to the hairdresser who retired. 

 After the haircut I drove to another builders merchant. Where they had plenty of stock of roofing sheets. At a 50% higher price! Having no choice I bought six. The warehouse worker kindly helped me to squeeze the sheets behind the front seats to rest on the top of the back seats. Only just!

 On the way home I saw an ex-colleague outside her house. Whom I hadn't seen in years. I was invited in for coffee and we sat outside in the sunshine and chatted. In Danish, for two hours. So there was no lunch that day.

 Finally I left for home. Where a pile of washing up was waiting for me. While I cooked dinner. 

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27 Jul 2026

27.07.2026 Danish cyclists share the city roads?

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 Monday 27th 56F/13C [8.00] Bright but cloudy. Probably dry. Westerly winds. A rather cool 16C/61F peak. Though there is talk of another heatwave on the way. 20C/68F in the room. 14C/57F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7.15 after a fairly quiet night. With more, weird and silly dreams. The last one I remember was a large team of tennis players spread out on a vast playing field. My racket was half the proper size and I missed the ball. 

 Google hasn't heard of bicycle tires/tyres. Ask it how to center or align a tire and you'll get infinite hits on wheel truing. No matter which search terms you use.  The reason I asked was the reflective stripe on the rear tire after refitting. It is no longer perfectly concentric. Was I supposed to use a lubricant to ensure proper seating? Like they do with car tires. I have never dealt with such a wide tire before. I finally found a short YT video which destroys all the usual suggestions. The answer? Washing up liquid and water. Applied with a brush as a non-injurious lubricant.

I can't add the live link. Because Google's ownership of YT and its desperate need for billions more in advertising income. Has corrupted any hope of the original video being displayed.  

https://youtu.be/y3PSyeRUfsk?si=lvZKg1tjjOIsi-no  So just swipe, copy and paste. 

 I need not have worried. The stripes aren't concentric. The molded, bead alignment lines are fine and they run true with the rim. 

I have to go into the village apotek for two more lots of tablets.  

 12.30 I am back from a 17km ride into the village. Detouring back via the forest and hills. Despite the gusty gales. Rather cloudy. With rationed sunshine. Very little traffic.

 The Danish news is discussing the difficulties of cycling in the rush hour in cities. The Cyclist Union is suggesting that faster riders be allowed to share the road with vehicular traffic. Rather than being restricted BY LAW to the cycle lanes and paths. Where one exists.

 The main problem is the very wide variation in speed between cyclists. Particularly those who ride electric bikes and the "Speed Pedelec 45" class. Which can theoretically manage 45kph or 28mph. The average pedal cycle rider is probably riding at only 20kph/12mph. A relative snail's pace for a longer commute. The longer the ride the more the cyclist will heat up. Leaving them sweaty when they get to work. Showers and a complete change of clothes is rarely possible or even practical. 

 Traffic experts say that cyclists sharing the road would lead to far more accidents. While faster riders are constantly balked by the slower riders. Which greatly extends their travel time when commuting. Which, in turn, may cause them to give up cycling and take the car instead. 

 The cycle path problem is increasingly with electric bikes. Which are really beginning to show serious increases in accidents. As more people adopt these machines. Particularly the elderly. Ordinary E-bikes are ironically limited to a relatively miserable 25kph or 15.5mph MAXIMUM speed. Though that would need some effort for most machines and most riders. Throttles are not allowed on any class of e-bike for use on public roads and paths. The rider must pedal at all times to gain motor assistance. 

 My experience with my own "45" class e-bike is that 30kph or 20mph is comfortably achievable in Sport Mode. With 35kph requiring a little more effort in Turbo Mode. At the cost of greatly increased battery drain. Though I am sitting almost bolt upright to protect my aging arms and wrists from strain and pain. Not an ideal riding position for speed. One may not modify the "45" class with dropped [racing] handlebars. Nor any other mods to increase speed.

 The obvious irony here is that a fit cyclist. On almost any racing bike. Can manage a constant 20mph or 30kph simply by pedaling alone. The lower, leaning forward, riding position allows much lower drag. With higher speeds very easily achievable on descents while freewheeling. 

 Which makes any change to a standard electric bike. A very poor choice indeed. It is far heavier, far slower and has a far more "sit up and beg" or "Granny-bike" riding position. Which might make only the EMTB class of interest to the sporty rider. EXCEPT that the EMTBs are limited to the cripplingly slow 25kph/15.5mph assisted power too. So, EMTBs do not lend themselves to fast commuting either. No matter how pretty they might look.

 The sporting rider must then choose a "45" class e-bike. To match their usual speed on their commute. These e-bikes cost a fortune, weigh a ton, have crippling rules about helmets, costly insurance and allow ZERO modifications to personal taste. Battery range anxiety is a constant headache at higher speeds. A spare battery will weigh more than some complete, racing bikes! 

 Moreover, the "45" class only exists within certain countries in Europe. The UK has no such class. Owning one will likely end up with it being confiscated by the police, crushed and the rider fined. The UK news outlets delight in showing great heaps of confiscated e-bikes on police trailers. All, largely thanks to a tiny few, city criminals. Who use illegal e-bikes to steal mobile phones. Then escape through the traffic jams from traffic slowed, police cars and vans. So that the police can't chase them. More easily solved if the phone makers had proper locks against theft. 

 I used up the last half of a tin of beans on toast. No pictures. 

 

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26 Jul 2026

26.07.2026 35km and a late deluge.

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  Sunday 26th 57F/14C [7.00] Overcast. Cloudy, with some sunshine before 18 hours of rain moves in. Starting time variable. A cool 19C peak around 12.00. 21C/70F in the room. 14C/57F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6am after a quiet night. Though with weird dreams.  

 I might have a ride to the next village mid-morning. Depending on the weather. 

 11.30 Back from a 35km ride averaging 20kph. I visited the new, skewed, railway bridge yet again. Where the twin tower cranes had been removed. It is just left to fill the huge gaps on either side of the bridge. To make embankments at the same level as the bridge.

 I rode the cycle path up from Aarup in both directions. Being a Sunday, it provided cyclists, walkers and runners. Perhaps 20 bods altogether. I caught up with three older runners. Who were jogging downhill, three abreast! I had to ring my bell four times. At rapidly decreasing distances. Before they finally separated to let me go past.

 It's time that cyclists and joggers had to have rear view mirrors surgically installed! Wouldn't you think that being on a cycle path. Was ample reason to monitor. What is happening around you?  

 I shopped on the way back and bought a dark leaved Oxalis to add to my collection. My wife used to grow it but it is now lost. 

 19.00 Cooking dinner. There were a few showers in the afternoon. With cloudbursts possible later. Now it is raining much harder.  The woods are disappearing behind the deluge. At least I wont have to water the outdoor plants.

 Sunday dinner was an organic pork chop,. organic peas and carrots, organic boiled potatoes and Bisto gravy.  

   

 

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25 Jul 2026

25.07.2026 25km and a recumbent.

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 Saturday 25th 62F/17C [8.00] Bright but rather cloudy. Showers later this afternoon. Already windy. Gusting from 10-12m/s from the south west. 21C/70F in the room. 18C/65F in the greenhouse. 

 Up at 7.15 after earlier attempts failed to materialize. I have watered the outdoor plants. 

 Another ride this morning? My Toupeak JoeBlow Sport track pump isn't registering the proper pressure any more. Nothing leaking but the dial isn't rising to match the Mk1 thumb. 

 12.30 Back from a 25km ride. Headwind going. Tailwind coming back. There was an HP Velo Scorpion, recumbent trike parked outside the charity shop. I'm lucky if I see one every five years in Denmark. The owner was not at all chatty when I spoke to him. I opened with "nice cycle" in Danish. Nothing. He turned and went into the shop.

 Just as I left the shop again I was overtaken by two stick insects on carbon racing bikes. One male and one female. Obviously super-fit cyclists out on a fast training ride. I quickly caught them as we approached a red traffic light. To which there was no response. They just kept going through on the red! The next traffic light was green and they continued on their way. As I turned off for a supermarket. 

 I shopped there and on the way home. The tailwind felt more like a crosswind.  

 The afternoon was wasted on YouTube.

 Dinner was beans on toast. 


 ~?~


24 Jul 2026

24.07.2026 Resurrected.

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  Friday 24th 56F/13C [6.35] Overcast. A long grey day is forecast. Quite breezy from the west. Peaking at 22C/71F. 22C/71F in the room. 14C/57F in the [open] greenhouse. 

 I am ventilating the greenhouse to maintain lower temperatures in the 1500 liter pond. Now I have made up a short length of non-kinking harden hose with Q/R fittings. To top up the greenhouse pond from the kitchen mixer tap. Using a spray head to oxygenate the water as it goes into the pond. 

 I can use the same hose to clean the internal filter. Previously the filter cover was cleaned with buckets of water and hand scrubbing with a brush.  The filter sponges had to be squeezed out repeatedly by hand after dunking in a bucket of water. Which was inefficient and used a lot of water.

 Up at 5.40 after fairly quiet night.

 I need to go into town to buy puncture repair kit from the bike shop. Or big shed DIY outlet? The e-bike has had its first puncture. A thorn. I am extremely lucky to have discovered it while at home! Having foolishly failed to carry the vital repair kit. My Moustache e-bike arrived in March of 2023. The Bosch Connect App tells me I have done only 14,500km in just over three years. That would have been a single year's mileage in my peak triking days.

 9.50 Back from town with a bag full of stuff for mending, cleaning and maintaining the e-bike. I bought a very simple, small  bell. I wanted something more polite than my present bell. Which produces a loud multi-strike ring. My thinking is that a single ding will get their attention without sounding aggressive. 

 I asked the bike shop which patches and glue they use for punctures. They don't. They always replace the inner tube. 

 I started chatting with an elderly Dane outside one shop. He liked the Morris and it broke the ice. He was much traveled and once spoke numerous languages. I need a hat like his. In Gandalf style. To keep the sun off the unprotected patio! Or "upper terrace" in Chez Hovel terms. 

 I fixed the puncture and thoroughly cleaned the e-bike. Which made me lightheaded and disturbed my vision. Low blood pressure? I can rest while I have lunch.

 I repaired the puncture and cleaned the e-bike thoroughly. Using the hose and its spray head to rinse off the grease remover.

 Dinner was a huge mound of salad.  

  

 

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23 Jul 2026

23.07.2026 E-bike punctured!

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  Thursday 23rd 55F/13C [7.30] A sunny day is promised. Peaking at 23C/73F in the late afternoon. Quite breezy from the WNW. 20C/68F in the room. 13C/55F in the greenhouse. 

 Up at 7am after a quiet night. 

 9.00 Back from my first walk since I practiced my backwards flip on the neighbours' paddock. Their Husqvarna robot mower has been busy. Their grass is vastly improved. This is a huge area. Being 200m long, of a similar width in places and covering some quite steep ground. The entire area being enjoyed by an acrobatic flock of swallows this morning. 

 Meanwhile another neighbour has been absolutely transforming a rough patch of ground. Into a lawn with a flower bed and a natural pond. He has worked tirelessly in the distance. Visible through the gap in my trees. Leveling the very uneven ground and mowing repeatedly. This patch lies between two houses on the approach to a third. So it benefits everybody. 

 10.40 Warm sunshine. I have been guiding the robot on a path to the West Lawn. Where it started mapping. This involved moving and emptying a wheelbarrow. Heaped high with weeds. I became rather breathless and light headed. Not dizzy. So I took a chair into the shade and sat still. Then tried a spray of nitroglycerine. My vision was starting to go light. So I have come back in for a rest. I'll measure my blood pressure in a while.

 Feeling better after half an hour. All the BP readings were ridiculously low. All under 100/65-70! 

 16.45 72F/22C. Whoops! The ride into the village became a drive. My first puncture on the e-bike. The back tire is is as flat as one of my non-existent pancakes. Oh bรธรธger! 

 I have to go back tomorrow for the tablets I had run out of. Not a stock item. I also have to source a puncture repair outfit for 2.40" tires. Town bike shop, methinks.

 There was an obvious thorn sticking out of the e-bikes rear tire. At 10 o'clock relative to the valve. I used pliers to pull it out. Then I unscrewed the through axle. Rotated the rear gear changer in top gear and simply dropped the wheel out of the rear [suspension] forks. 

 A woodworking, spring clamp on one side of the tire allowed me to work my way around. Pushing the sidewalls inwards off the beads. Removal of the tube and tire were straightforward after that. I gave the huge derailleur cassette a spray with engine cleaner and will leave it to soak overnight. It only needs ten minutes according to the instruction but I don't have a hose handy tonight.

 The wheel is surprisingly heavy. Even without the tire and inner tube. Bottom gear is about the size of a tea plate. Though I only rarely use the lower gears. There is always ample power available in Sport Mode.  

 The neighbours' cat watched me impassively from The West Lawn as I worked. I have no idea where any of my numerous puncture repair kits are any more. An oversight which might have proved very expensive on a ride! Assuming a taxi had a suitable rack cor such a heavy e-bike. 

 I always carried patches and cement on the trike. Though that ran Schwalbe Durano Plus tires. Almost no punctures that I can remember. Though it is some years since I rode the trike seriously. 

 I suppose the sturdy Schwalbe tires on the e-bike always filled me with confidence. Super-Moto-X 27.5x2.40 650B with 3mm Green guard puncture protection. The sidewalls are specially reinforced for S-Pedelecs [45kph] and other fast e-bikes.

  Dinner was poached eggs on toast. 

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22 Jul 2026

22.07.2026 Robotten!

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  Wednesday 22nd 29F/15C [9.00] Overcast and breezy. The promise of early rain was not fulfilled. Otherwise a long, grey day is offered. With the westerly wind gusting to 14m/s. 

 Up at 6.30 after a fairly quiet night. 

 I have been expanding yesterday's post on the new, unfinished, cycle route. I seemed to have much more to talk about. After enjoying a ride along its still, largely unpaved surface. It will be some months before it is due to be officially opened. 

 Paved with finely compacted gravel. Almost like light grey sand. It is a mixture of self binding, finely crushed rock, sand and clay. Known in the UK as "hoggin." Much used as a paved cycling surface in the UK but rarely seen over here in Denmark. I remember that hoggin is much more prone to puddling in heavily trafficked areas. Though it is supposed to be semi-permeable. Even when well compacted.

 Another, much more distant cycle route in mid Fyn. Is also based on an old railway track. It seems not to get much traffic. Perhaps I am never on it at the correct times.

 Given the considerable financial outlay. To turn the old tracks into a paved surface it is slightly disappointing. Perhaps the overly mean, narrow asphalt surface. Does not excite enough people to want to cycle there. Should they have chosen a cyclist to design it? Quite probably, but they obviously didn't. 

 It is distant enough from here. To make it into a serious ride. If I follow it all the way to Ringe. Then turn about and follow the path all the way down to Korinth. Before finally heading for home. 

 Meanwhile, another, much nearer cycle path. Rises uphill from Aarup to the motorway at Grรธnnemose. Again, it is very rarely I have to share this path with anybody else. Though it does need a fit cyclist, or an e-bike, to enjoy its full potential. It rises quite spectacularly in the early stages. Before leveling out more later. It enjoys a wide, beautifully finished, asphalt surface.  The self binding sand would be hopelessly dangerous on the steep inclines! It is just possible to freewheel downhill to 40kph. Doing so on clay would be suicidal for most!

 I could imagine a yearly hill climb event here for a local cycle club. Safely away from traffic. The main road alongside was always very pretty. It rises in twists and turns between an avenue of ancient oak trees. Most of which show damage from collisions. The road is now subject to a low speed limit. Which is frequently ignored. 

 9.30 I have just had my daily online chat. Just checking that I am conscious. I have to go to the village for more tablets. With eight tablets per day for my heart issues. I am always running out of something. I have to go to the apotek early. In case I need a new prescription. Being long term medication, prescription renewals are usually available. From the receptionist at the nearby surgery. Which is mainly open only in the morning.   

 After lunch I visited my English friend. We enjoyed tea and a Danish pastry in the conservatory before we moved outside. To admire his sophisticated new robot mower working its way across a 6000m^2 lawn. Impressive! My own robot mower would need nearly four recharges to manage that area! Mine also cost four times less than his. While his mower weighed four times as much as mine. 

 I passed a Morris Minor with a huge placard relating to the sale of of a historic water mill. The sprawling, timber framed mill occupies a corner in a village. 

 After my visit I drove home to the usual stuff in rain. Which proved to be local and was soon forgotten.

 Dinner was a major fry-up with chips. Chicken, mushrooms and cherry tomatoes. With a generous dribble of brown sauce.

 

  ~?~

 

 

 

 

21 Jul 2026

21.07.2026 32km and half a cycle path.

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  Tuesday 21st 49F/9.4C [6.20] Bright, with a final sunny day. Peaking at 23C/73F.  Before temperatures drop and cloudy weather arrives. NW winds increasing slowly. Gusting to 12m/s later. 20C/68F in the room. 8.5C/47F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 5.45 after a busy night at the fire bucket.  I feel borderline dizzy in the background.

 7.30 55F/13C. I have just been outside to check the plants. They don't need watering. The drive doesn't need another trim either. It is really rather chilly out there. I was treated to a warbler's rendition of a Paganini piece. 

 12.45 71F/22C. Bright sunshine and breezy. I went for a ride to check on progress of the new cycle path. Whereupon I discovered the route was already, just navigable from Flemlรธse to Ebberup. 

 Though surface conditions deteriorated the nearer I came to Ebberup. At Flemlรธse the surface had been graveled and rolled firm. Several walkers were enjoying the route. No warning signs to keep off. So I went off-road. 

 The firm gravel surface continued on for some kilometers of delightful scenery. Though I soon became grateful for wide tires and full suspension. Here, the fine gravel was no longer rolled but only as-laid. With lots of tracks from what may have been mopeds or scooters. Plus the occasional tractor tire pattern. Some of the tracks made the going almost lethal at intervals. As they weaved from side to side. 

 I eventually came across a rusty diesel road roller. Near the device being used to spread and measure the depth of the fine gravel. From then on it was firm mud. Of varying quality of surface and smoothness. The number of weeds, further on, suggest that the old track had not been touched in quite some time. Not since the tracks and sleepers had been lifted.

 At Ebberup the relatively smooth mud suddenly gave way to tall grass. Strictly single track and safe for walking only. The cycle path is due for its official opening at the end of the year. With the route divided into three sections for the clearance and establishment phase. Each length under a different contractor. 

 I have marked the navigable section in red on the image above. Though it will need a mountain bike. Or considerable skill over much of its existing length. I was averaging only 10-12kpg on my sturdy e-bike. Once the fine gravel is laid and compacted it will be a  safe and very enjoyable experience to ride any part of its length. Currently, I really wouldn't recommend anybody try to ride the unpaved sections. 

 I am delighted to see that they paved way is generous in width. Fortunately they did not pander to the pony and horse riding minority. As they did with the Korinth to Ringe cycle path. Here they used asphalt for only a foolishly narrow strip. With a much broader track of viciously sharp sand running alongside. Sand which was quickly scattered across the asphalt by family walkers their dogs and prams. Where I punctured three times in short succession on my trike on the weekend after the official opening.

It soon proved that ponies don't keep to the sharp sand. They also shit everywhere. Including all over the narrow, asphalt strip. Pony riders are obviously much too sensitive to carry poo bags. They might despoil their snow white gloves.

 Fortunately the vicious sand has long been lost to grass and low weeds. With few signs of pones having been ridden anywhere but the edges of offending villages. 

 Meanwhile the asphalt surface on the Korinth route is far too narrow for safe passing. Whether it be pedestrians or opposing cyclists. I usually pass or overtake on the grass-covered sand. E-bikes don't habitually run on 23mm Continental puncture magnets. 

 One other problem, which has long dogged [sic] cycle paths is pedestrian traffic. And yes, I do encourage people to enjoy these routes. But! How to politely warn those lost in the silence? That a near silent cyclist is bearing down on them! What is the correct etiquette? 

 I have had countless encounters with pedestrians. Who were completely unaware of others using the facility. The very real shock! To be woken from one's inner thoughts by a passing cyclist. Is not to be easily ignored. I have had people virtually curl up into a ball of utter terror. While simply trying to pass them as slowly as possible from the rear. 

 With luck they/we are on opposing paths. They will have had ages to see you approaching from afar. Often along infinite straits. Which road builders can only dream of. Some pedestrians will spot your approach and drift easily onto the grass well in advance. Allowing effortless passing with a smile and [hopefully] a brief thanks from the cyclist. While other walkers have an agenda. So that it is simpler to take to the verge where it is easily possible. 

 The main problem is approaching a walker from the rear. Should one tap the bicycle bell while still well behind them? My own tactic of politely clearing my throat. Has, all too often, resulted in severe nervous breakdowns. As the meditating walker is thrown into an all too obvious panic! 

 One could not possibly exaggerate the reaction I often get. With my deliberately polite "ahem!" 100m too early and they will not hear my approach. Within 100m, a cough is easily enough cause for panic of the: "Did you see that evil alien in his space ship?" variety.  

 This new cycle route also follows a long disused railway track and is already beautiful. Thanks to the trees and hedges along its length. Remarkably few houses will be affected by increased foot or cycling traffic. A few farmhouses do lie near the route. Which has seen pedal driven rail trolley hire for many years. With dog walkers enjoying the unique atmosphere and peace. Away from the all too familiar and all pervading traffic.

 One should be grateful for the trolley hire. It kept the railway in private hands. With reasonable maintenance to ensure it was passable. By families on foot or riding the trolleys. Though I can't say I have noticed much use over the long years. Best of all the farmers were not able to absorb it into their 65.5% agricultural land coverage in Denmark. The rest is forest.    

 I wonder how they will handle the road crossings on this new cycling route? Many of these crossings are of tiny lanes or even farm tracks. Though at least two crossings are of fairly major roads. Where traffic is usually traveling fast. With little risk of a police car or radar speed cameras checking their progress.

 Most other cycle paths have used chicanes. Formed with staggered railings. To block the cyclist's path. So that they must slow, pause and take great care. To check for traffic before crossing. Not always helped by unkempt hedges blocking their view!   

 Having reached an impassable barrier at Ebberup I rejoined the roads briefly. Before taking a narrow lane. Which snaked uphill across the open, agricultural landscape. With hardly a house to be seen. One would not drive that way but a silent bicycle can pass unnoticed. Provided the family dog has been fed that day!

 Lots of Red  kites were hunting over the fields. Many of which were full of lying hay and grass. I must have seen a dozen Red kites this morning. I kept to the narrowest and quietest lanes as much as possible. As I headed home into the wind. 

 After lunch I took my solar telescope outside for an hour or two. 

I have chicken breasts for dinner. Probably fry one and have chicken in bread rolls.  And so it was.

 

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20 Jul 2026

20.07.2026 Weeds: Self pluck!

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  Monday 20th 59F/15C [8.10] Two sunny days in a row are on offer. Though with a fairly strong, northerly breeze. 20F/68C indoors. 15C/59F in the open greenhouse. 

 Up at 7.30 after an earlier failure to lift off at 5.30. 

I raked over the new molehills with the beech asphalt rake. The large head is far more effective than trying to use a garden rake. 

 One of my four, Philips, sensor, down-lighters has died. Bought in January 2024. It kept getting dimmer.  I haven't a clue where the receipt might be. Nearly £40 equivalent now! Blรธรธdy hell! It says E27. That's a standard large thread European fitting. I'll check to see if the LED bulb is replaceable. You know, those "premium" Philips LED bulbs which are supposed to last a lifetime! 

 

 It took me half an hour to replace one very dead, Philips LED bulb. I can still remember that I had a tirade about the pathetic design of the light unit a couple of years ago. At the time I blamed it on nepotism gone stark raving mad. Somebody had a black sheep in the family who they though might needed a job and a labelled parking space. Instead of wasting their lives away on drugs and booze and tattoos.

 

 Now I think it was probably the Woke culture presently crippling Europe. Philips was forced to find a new designer. One who was officially, severely mentally retarded. Just so that their quota for mental handicap in their management design team was filled. If nepotism was involved then so much the better. 

 

 I won't go into any more detail. Suffice to say that anybody who had two brain cells to rub together would not in a million years come up with such a pathetic design. I hope they crash into their official parking space name plate! 

 

12.20 Twenty minutes of pulling up Rosebay willowherb by the roots. Leaves me hot, breathless and dizzy.   

 

 I don't know how this text is appearing but the blog editing is all over the place.  

 

15.45 69F/21C. Bright sunshine. Breezy. Back from the village shops with groceries.

 

 17.00 68F(20C. Back from the next village with another pressure treated post. To support the canopy for the outdoor heat pump unit.


 Dinner was a cheese, mushroom and tomato omelette.  

 

 

 

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19 Jul 2026

19.07.2026 All that glisters.

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  Sunday 19th 57F/14C [7.10] A cloudy day with possible thunderstorms is promised. While the sun is currently shining and has been since early on. Wind gusting to 12m/s from the northwest. 23C/72F indoors. 14C in the fully open greenhouse. The pond water temperature has dropped to 67F/19.5C With the pond plants noticeably spreading across the gravel base of the pond.

 Up at 5.30 after a quiet night. Attending rather too often to the fire bucket. 

 I have watered the plants indoors and out. Run one tour of the robot mower along the drive. The first load of laundry has gone into the machine.

 7.45 I have cleaned and polished all the windows in the Morris. Collected all the waste paper, removed and shaken the floor mats. The accumulated detritus has been moved to the boot, arranged more neatly. Or discarded as appropriate. 

 Completed my five physio exercises. Three repetitions of ten. Except for the alternative foot, step-up exercise. Three repetitions of 20. The only exercise I find difficult. No, really painful. Is sitting up from lying on the floor. My feet are too light to balance my upper body. The strain on my back muscles is agony. I don't even notice my abdominal muscles. So I must be doing it wrong.

 Had an online chat. Checking for signs of life. Mine.

 I have vacuumed the car. Cleaned the grey filth from the steering wheel. I need to go out again. To clean the door linings and reveals. Done. Zip-tied the conduit hose to the post of the new security camera. 

 I am still looking for big staples. To fix the hose into the weed infested bank/verge. I could use big tent pegs but they haven't the security of a proper garden staple. Fix and forget. 

 Staples are readily available. That they only sell them in expensive packs of 100. Makes them too readily available. I shall only ever use half a dozen. I'll find some galvanized electric fence wire and make some. 

 I dragged the two recycling bins along the drive. 

 Dinner was an organic, pork chop, organic peas, organic mashed potatoes and Bisto 'Original' gravy. One bag of organic carrots short of a Sunday dinner. 

 

  ~?~

18 Jul 2026

18.07.2026 Hands free robot mowing?

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  Saturday 18th 60F/16C [7.45] Heavy overcast but dry. A change to cooler weather. Rather windy from the west. 

 75F/24C in the room. 60F/16C in the greenhouse. Pond water at 70F/21C.

 Up at 6.10 after a quiet night. 

 8.00 Started the robot mowing along the drive. 

 9.30 I have repeatedly strimmed the long grass and weeds on the neighbours' verges. Then mowed the drive again and again with the big mower. Using the collector bag to clean up the ground. Then clipped the overhanging hedge. Raked it all up and sent the robot mower out to expand its territory. 

 I am hoping it will discover the verges on its own. Now there are not so many obstacles in its AI FSD field of vision. It has just extended its map of the verge as I watched. Even returning with a parallel mowing path to ensure it was covered. It has just found a narrow gateway though the hedge and mowed, explored and mapped the indent. 

 As mentioned before: It shows where it has mowed by leaving a paler green path behind it on its map. Which is constantly updated and shown on the screen via Wi-Fi. It is supposed to remember where it has not mowed and should return. To tidy up missed areas. Not always with perfect recall. There is some discussion of this subject online. With various suggestions on how to overcome the problem.

 It is fun to see it exploring. If the Wi-Fi signal is weak it leaves no green update of its track on the map. As it has just done on the newly cleared verge. It was leaving no trace of its progress as it reached the far end of the drive. About 100m from the house. The map is usually updated when it returns for recharging. 

 The map image [above] shows the extra length it has added to the right side verge. Well beyond its previous limit before turning back. The drive's entire area has now been mowed flat with the Makita. So there should be no hindrance to the auto-mapping as it mows.

 A complication is that the robot avoids the gravel. Where the vehicle tires usually run. So it will not usually cross from the wider, central strip of grass out to the narrower verges. It will usually "borrow" a more overgrown section. As a bridge to find the verges. 

 Some users have suggested throwing grass clippings where it is desired to mow or cross a narrow strip  of bare ground. Thus overcoming the software inhibition to mowing gravel. Which might damage the blades. 

 Setting a Must Mow Zone on the map will also mow missed areas. Though there is some complication in that it won't go outside its original mowing map. It can be very frustrating to watch the mower running in a nice straight line. Hoping it will push the boundaries. Only for it to abruptly pause and change direction. Without apparent reason.

 Most of my own problems are letting the robot mow a long, thin map. With almost continuous gravel between the 100m long, grass stripes. It's fun but demanding of the condition of the grass. Before the mower can be sent off to map and mow.

 Eufy seem to be updating the software as they enjoy feedback from users. As do the manufacturers of my security cameras. The robot is now recognized by the cameras' software. Where, before, there was no registration at all.  

 12.20 There is no problem recognizing the Morris. Which has just had a wash and rinse. I gave it several washes with a fluffy hand mop and car shampoo. Then gallons of clean water from the large watering can without a rose. Requiring that I perch on a stepladder. I'll polish the car after lunch. If it is not too hot.

 14.15 I have just clipped the outside of the front beach hedge. Then clipped the hedge along the drive. By the house and bordering the eastern boundary. Now I am hot, breathless and knackered.

 18.10 66F/19C. I waited until it was cool and cloudy before polishing the Morris. With Turtle Wax Blue Magic. It's been a busy day! 

 Now I have to make some dinner. 

 Dinner was an organic pork chop and half of an organic cauliflower. With generous helpings of butter on the cauliflower.

 

 

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