3 Mar 2026

3.03.2026 Tired of tires.

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  Tuesday 3rd 41F/5C [8.00] A bright start. With white, fluffy clouds against a blue sky. It could reach 10C/50F later. 65F/18C in the room. 50F/10C in the greenhouse. The fish are already awake.

 Up at 7.25 after an odd night. I was never sure if I was awake or asleep. My chest feels wet and bunged up.

 I am expecting a phone call from a car tire outlet. Which I visited yesterday. They said they'd try to find an all year tire for the Morris. To save swapping back and forth between winter and summer tires. Finding affordable wheels to hold a set of tires is much harder. The 4" PCD isn't matched. The nearest steel wheels are 100mm PCD. Which are considered very unsafe. Due to the loads this places on the fixing studs/nuts. 

 There is an added complication of the narrowness of the rims requiring inner tubes. The 5.5" width leaves no room for the usual tubeless retention bands. The current tires are 165/70x14 summer tires with inner tubes. Which had very poor grip on snow and ice.  I have contacted Blockley tires. A vintage and veteran tire specialist in the UK. There are Danish stockists but none of them lists the 145R[80]14 .

 13.00 Constant sunshine. Returning from visiting my English friend. A Hawfinch joined the usual birds at his feeding station. 

 15.00 I have collected my restock of Bisto from Amazon.de [Germany.]  Good dates too.

 I alos collected some prescription tablets. All done electronically. No pieces of paper. Just presented my health insurance [ID card] at the chemist.  They can tell if I am running low on anything. If I need a prescription renewal at the surgery.

 Dinner had to involve the second chicken breast. I had only eggs as backup. So I fried the chicken and an egg and made open rolls. I deliberately turned the egg to stiffen it. To avoid runny yolk getting everywhere. It was all, far easier to eat than I might have feared.  

  

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2 Mar 2026

2.03.2026 Stork incoming!

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  Monday 2nd 43F/6C [8.00] Overcast with risk of early showers. Clearing to a chance of sunshine later. 64F/17.8C in the room. 50F/10C in the greenhouse. 46F/8C in the greenhouse pond.

 Up at 7.10 after a fairly quiet night.

 I need to go shopping. No, not for an action cam. Despite yesterday's rare attack. I invested in Sony and Aldi action cameras years ago. Both cameras were crippled by pathetic weaknesses in their design. They really shouldn't ever have been put on the market. 

 Cycle [action] cameras are also, rather cynically, known as autopsy or coroner cameras on the cycling forums. The cameras don't keep you safe but may provide evidence of a likely cause of death. Though this would assume you had several cameras pointing in all directions. Alcohol, drugs, mobile phones, incompetence, idiocy, aggression and senility provide plenty of possible symptoms. The cyclist also has to cope with potholes and rough surfaces. While winter brings its own hazards. 

 9.10 Time for a walk. I'll dress as if for rain. My recycled trousers from the recycled clothes rack were troubling me. They insisted on slowly descending during my walks. So that it was becoming a stain strain on my decorum. This required a short search for my stock of recycled belts. To my shock and horror they had all shrunk due to a lack of use. Only one avoided the 1950s Hollywood starlet look. Or the Edwardian ladies if that is more to your taste. And who can blame you?

 9.50 And back again. I had walked to the next village. Circumnavigated the 12th century church on the mound and safely returned. Passing the massive sacrificial stone of a former belief system. A stork flew almost overhead but detoured slightly to avoid me. It was heading for the lake just beyond the village.

 A mature lady was walking the other way with assorted carrier bags. I did not recognize her and she stared straight ahead. Avoiding eye contact. Having walked this road most mornings for years. I cannot say that I remember having seen any other mature lady on my perambulations. In fact it is exceedingly rare for me to see anybody else walking at all. Fortunately I am not prone to territorial behaviour. So she passed on her way without challenge. Nor even an informal greeting. I blame the white beard and ape-like gait. Mine, not hers. 

 10.20 Sunshine. I'll go into town after lunch. In anticipation of possible rejection, as a vagrant, I trimmed my moustache. 

 11.30 52F/11C. Sunny but with a cool breeze. I have been tidying the parking space of rain filled buckets and flower pots. Then scraped over the gravel area with the asphalt rake. To even out the weeks of tire tracks. The lightweight wooden rake makes easy work of this. It just needs to be pushed back and forth. Preferably at an angle to the ruts. The ruts weren't that obvious anyway. Thanks to the rather thin covering of granite chips over the self-compacting gravel.

 13.15 Continuous sunshine. I am going to drive into town. 

 15.20 53F/12C. Returning from a trip into Assens in constant sunshine. I had my glasses mended and shopped for groceries. I passed right under a Red kite. Which was circling low over the main road. 

 The greenhouse pond has finally risen above the 50F/10C limit. For starting to feed the goldfish again after the winter. All eight fish have survived. Their growth has been highly variable. 68F/20C in the room without the stove being lit at all. 

 It reached 72F/22C after I lit the stove. Far too warm for a bedroom. I'll let it go out early.

 20.30  Dinner was mackerel in tomato sauce on toast with halved tomatoes. Yet again I forgot to take pictures. 

 

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1 Mar 2026

1st March 2026 Psychopathic driver loose.

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  Sunday 1st 36F/2.2C. The DMI website is down. I think it is supposed to be cloudy and windy today, However the eastern sky looks quite promising. A hint of a tobacco filter laid over soft edged clouds. 64F/18C in the room. 44F/7C in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6.50 after a quiet night. I woke at five but remained in bed.

 I need to shop if I am to make a proper Sunday dinner. I have barely enough Bisto powder for one more meal. The Danish-British food shop I usually use has no stock. Nobody else is remotely economical. All others are based on a huge minimum order. Delivery from the UK would push it into a standard £20 charge for customs clearance plus postage. I have ordered two packs from Amazon.de. Hideously expensive but it will hopefully last for ages! Delivery promised in two days. 

 9.50 My walk this morning was longer than usual. I was determined to make the most of a dry day. Though it wasn't really very warm. Not even when the sun peeked out. I walked fairly briskly to the lanes. Kicking many of the countless twigs from the asphalt onto the verge. Then onto the top of the hill on a smaller branch.

 Earlier breathlessness passed as I persisted at the same pace up the incline. I had a look around, took a couple of snaps of the landscape and then headed home. Now feeling quite warm and without my hat and gloves.

 14.40 46F/7.8C. Returning from a 20km ride to another village. In full sunshine with a cold wind. I bought three carrier bags full and then had to find room for it all in the Ortlieb pannier bags. My bum hurts from riding without padded shorts today. I was pushing my luck.

 A psychopath in a small silver car tried to run me off the road. They failed but it was too close to be remotely an accident. They brushed just past my handlebars. While cutting sharply across my path at an angle. I was keeping tight to the kerb as always. Do I need a handlebar camera? Is there room?

 Let's be generous and assume the driver was high on a combination of drugs, laughing gas and alcohol. I hear these are all the rage with the inbred, retarded losers these days. They are mentioned in most police reports. Every time they confiscate a car from a raving lunatic driver. 

 Dinner was chicken, roast potatoes, mushrooms, carrots, peas and Bisto gravy. Only the frozen peas were prepared separately. I gave the rest 40 minutes in the oven in the new baking tin. 180C, warm air and it was perfect. The solid chicken breast was beautifully tender. A little more gravy might have been beneficial. 

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