9 Jun 2026

9.06.2026 Robot goes off road.

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  Tuesday 9th 55F/13C [7.00]  Overcast and breezy. Early rain clearing to showers. 68F/20C in the room. 59F/15C in the greenhouse. 

 Up at 6am after a fairly quiet night. One coughing fit.

 My English friend is coming over after a lapse due to health problems.   

 9.30 It brightened briefly and then darkened and tipped down. I am researching outdoor WiFi options for the robot mower. Which are complicated by the odd coverage pattern required. My visitor is an expert on such matters but I wanted to understand the basics.

 It would be foolish to spend slots of money just to please the mower. Though outdoor waterproof, it doesn't like the rain. Which would cause the grass clippings to stick to its undersides. It has a rain sensor on the control panel. Which sends the mower home on detection of wetness. So today it is having a rest in its charging station. 

 My visitor arrived and we put the world to right over Danish pastries and tea.

 6.30 After he had left I went back to the mower and learning new tricks. I made a pathway from the charging station to the West Lawn. My first stint at steering the mower across the parking area with the on-screen joystick. Then I discovered that adhesion was too low for the thick, uncut grass. 

 It tried manfully to rock itself free but I had to intervene several times. I shall have to mow the grass properly and not rely entirely on the strimmer. A lesson learned but I was curious to see how well it would cope. I had better make some dinner. 

 Mackerel in tomato sauce on toast.

 

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8 Jun 2026

8.06.2026 Robots 'Я' Us.

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  Monday 8th 59F/15C Overcast but mostly dry. Breezy from a southerly direction. Rain tonight. 68F/20C in the room. 61F/16C in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6.30 after a more disturbed night of coughing. The siren call of the fire bucket loomed.

 I ought to continue work on the West Lawn. I have strimmed it but it needs mowing and the molehills raked out. The Makita mower can't cope with the molehills and just stalls every time.

 It's exhausting even when I am not coughing and feeling unwell. Now I think I have gone deaf in my right ear. The hearing aid start-up jingle is subdued.

 09.20 My Eufy E-18 robot mower was delivered. Four days later than the big box shifters promised on the order form. I am hoping this mower will save me a lot of effort. In keeping the drive and West Lawn under control. I no longer feel able to invest so much energy in this task. 

 I have watched many of the dozens of YouTube reviews. Coming to the conclusion that this model offers the best value and features for my special needs. No perimeter cables are required. No intermittent and unreliable RTK antenna. It uses AI stereo vision and FSD to steer and control the mower. 

 The only worry is having a strong enough Wifi signal at the far reaches of the drive or on the West Lawn. There is no problem getting a strong signal at the charging station/garage. 150Mbs compared to a healthy 500Mbps indoors. So software updates and mapping should be fine. It is when the mower is over 80+ meters from the house. The mower will work on a 4K mobile service but will lack certain features. The onboard, live camera view will not be available. 

 45 minutes later! I can't register as a new user of Eufy. It keeps saying the code has expired! Even after it was entered mere seconds after it was sent. Time and time again! What is the point in claiming mowing within ten minutes from initial set up if I can't register?

 I have uninstalled and reloaded the App. No difference. A total, amateur farce! Now reached the maximum number of logins! Now it wants me to download Eufy Clean App. AGAIN! I did several times and but it only recognizes vacuum cleaners. Another half hour wasted!

 The mower is recognized and installed on the Wi-Fi network but has no internet? Presumably it is waiting for registration before it can work through the Eufy App. I can't use the QR code to register or log on. It demands I download Eufy Clean again! And again! There is no PC registration. Only by mobile phone within the App! 

 It is just sitting there in its smart little garage and charging. 

 12.50 Now Eufy has sent welcome emails!!!  

 All is now well. The mower reset itself to button presses and started mapping the drive. This could take some time! I have blocked the far end of the drive with some handy timber and a recycling bin. So no unexpected visitors run over the poor thing. I shall set limits at that end but will still need barriers to traffic during mowing sessions.  

 The Wi-Fi signal becomes progressively weaker away from the house. It has warned that map updating is suspended. The robot is halfway to the end now. Luckily I can monitor it through the window and on the security camera. 

It is mowing! I can follow its position on the map on the phone. I gave it no instructions on the direction of mowing stripes. Default is horizontal judging by it back and forth behaviour. So I set it to north-south instead. 

 I spent the afternoon remotely mowing. After which it went back to it docking station. It is already fully charged. The grass in the drive is already looking better. 

 Dinner was a chicken and egg fry-up  on toast. 

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7 Jun 2026

7.06.2026 Beetle rescue. 😇

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  Sunday 7th 61F/16C [9.30] Overcast and it has rained. Cloudy, showers and breezy. It might reach 18C/64F.

 Up at 7am. Woken by coughing in the night. Still having eye watering, coughing fits this morning. The antibiotics seem not to have achieved much. I may have to contact the doctor.

 I checked the car and the Noco5 smart charger has rescued the flat battery yet again. It had been running all night. Fully charged 13.5VDC. The car started effortlessly. So I am mobile again. 

 The day continued with coughing fits as I sat on the computer. 

 15.50 I have been strimming the Western Lawn. Now I am completely breathless! 

 I have just rescued a large and beautiful, metallic green beetle. Which was clinging onto the tidemark of the greenhouse pond. Presumably having escaped from the water but too exhausted to climb the near vertical side. I placed the beetle on a tissue to dry out and recover in the sunshine. It had gone when I went back to check its progress.

 I remembered to take the recycling bin along the drive. Breathless again.

 Dinner was sliced boiled eggs on toast.  The eggs were fine with 10 minutes but the toast was too dry. Sandwiches would have been better.

 

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