5 Aug 2026

5.08.2026 Are DeWALT batteries a lottery?

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  Wednesday 5th 66F/19C [7.50] Overcast and breezy. With a whole day sunshine on offer. After early cloud clears. The thunderstorms can be seen moving north eastwards on the radar. Peaking at 24C this afternoon. 23C/73F in the room. 20C/68F in the greenhouse. With a steady, breeze through the open, end doors. 

 Up at 7am after a fairly quiet night. The sky was flashing continuous with lightning when I got up during the night. Though I didn't hear any heavy rain from reported cloudbursts. It has obviously rained in the night. 

 I started feeling dizzy during my morning online chat. So I checked my blood pressure. Three times, as usual. With 5 minutes between each reading. It ended with 97/67.  

 I went back to bed. Waking with a lingering unease at the dizziness still hovering over me. 

 

 I asked Google how many YouTube videos are about DeWALT tool batteries not recharging? Strangely, it could only say thousands. No official figure in the days of AI and total information control for advertising and profit. 

 This is only the very tip of the iceberg. Because countless millions more DeWalt battery owners won't have posted videos. I'll keep digging. I bet the number of dead DeWALT batteries out there run into the many hundreds of millions! 

 I asked an AI and it said there were probably tens of thousands of YT videos about this subject alone. Actual numbers are difficult to obtain because of the dynamic nature of YouTube. With vast numbers of new videos being added every day and night. Yeah right.

 DeWalt must be grinning all the way to the bank. Selling very expensive, but crap batteries. To unsuspecting millions of customers globally. DeWalt offer a limited warranty of three years. Though it seem to exclude normal wear and tear. Trying to repair the batteries is considered dangerous and voids any guarantee. 

 The reason I am questioning this is that I have a large, DeWALT 9Ah battery which refuses to charge. It does not respond to jump charging from a good battery. As the millions of Identikit YouTube videos suggest. YouTube is now the worst possible reference for literally anything. Thanks to the algorithm you have to watch 18 minutes of padding and crap for every nugget of real information. With AI Turds and downright lies being the greatest growth area. 

 The cheapest price for a replacement battery, discounted online, is around 1000 Danish Kroner. £120 equivalent! 2000 DKr or £240 from the nearest builders merchant chain. Do I want to pay that much for a DeWalt lottery ticket? For a vital tool, when I need it, but that I rarely use? 

 I just checked. The battery date is 2017. So I have had 9 years of service from this battery and should stop complaining? Well no, the number of times the saw was used was probably less than once a year. The battery was too big and heavy for most of my other DeWALT tools. The battery has probably died from not being constantly recharged. So having too high expectations. 

 Dinner was fish fingers, peas and chips. The phone battery was flat and had gone into emergency shut down. So no pictures of the unhealthy feast.

  

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4 Aug 2026

4.08.2026 Missed opportunity.

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  Tuesday 4th 64F/18C [8.30] Overcast. Thundery cloudbursts possible. Unstable weather has replaced the recently promised sunshine. Peaking at 25C/77F. It could be sunny later this afternoon. 22C/71F in the room. 18C/64F in the greenhouse. I am leaving it open to cool as much as possible.

 Up at 8.00 after waking earlier and dozing. 

 9.00 I had my morning, online chat. 

 The rest of the days was largely wasted online. 

 I had a chat with the exercise therapist when she rang. 

 Then the lady from the village called just as I was lying down for a nap. I got up so quickly I was dizzy.

 Dinner was poached eggs on toast. 

  

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3 Aug 2026

3.08.2026 Limping through life.

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  Monday 3rd 60F/15.6C [8.00] We are promised full sun all day but it is cloudy. A warmer day peaking at 25C/77F. Light NE winds going southerly later. 20.5C/69F in the room. 16C/60F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6.45 after a fairly quiet night. I was going to get up earlier but had cramp in my right calf. Which is very unusual for me. I am still limping as it still hurts. Massaging the calf doesn't help. I found a YouTube short video showing how to use a step or stair to ease the pain. 

 So I had no use for the competing videos. Which all ran over 10 minutes. Just to ensure Google had lots of time for stuffing with its shit advertising. The so called Algorithm of Death for YouTube. As more and more talentless, industrial strength, AI Turds irritate their viewers. 

 The EU is introducing new laws about digitally marking all AI online content. It is wonderfully apt that China is suffering from false AI videos. Emphasizing all the disasters which the evil dictatorship denies ever happened.   

 I have watered all the indoor and outdoor plants. Still limping, despite an hour of massaging my calf.   

 17.00 76F/24C. Hot and sunny after a cloudier morning. Returning from a drive to the village for vital groceries. Still limping but mobile. Several arms raised and waving from a veteran, open, British, sports car. They were going the other way. Closely followed by a large, vintage Mercedes. With a more restrained wave. 

 Dinner was the other half of the chicken on fresh bread rolls. Far more appetizing than toast.  

    

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