31 Jul 2026

31.07.2026 Putting a cap on it.

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  Friday 31st 58F/14C [7.30] Bright but cloudy start becoming cloudier with rain this afternoon. Light NW winds increasing slightly. Possible cloudbursts and fierce gusts this evening. 23C/73F in the room.14,4C/54F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6.30 after a fairly quiet night. Feeling slightly dizzy.

 It must have rained in the night. No need to water the plants. 

 I drove into the village to collect more tablets and to shop. 

 12.00 It is already starting to rain. I have fitted a 20cm cap on the post holding the newest security camera. It will keep the worst of the weather off the cable connectors. The cap is a round, brown, aluminium, baking tray and cost me 22kr (£2.50?] in a charity shop. I drilled a hole in the middle and simply screwed it down on top of the post. Safely covering the cabling.

 The afternoon was wasted on YouTube. 

 Dinner was a salad. I had forgotten to buy more tinned tuna. So had to use the mackerel in tomato sauce. The first time eaten cold. I am not sure I liked it but there was nothing else in the larder.

 

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30 Jul 2026

30.07.2026 Wasted.


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  Thursday 30th 77F/25C [9.15] A long, hot, sunny day is promised. Peaking at 31C/88F.  It is 23C/73F in the room. 26C/79F in the fully open greenhouse.

 Up at 7.45. I woke earlier and drifted. My back is aching from yesterday's 63km ride.

 I had better water the outdoor plants! Done.

 With my back hurting all day I wasted it on the computer watching YT videos. 

 18.00 28C/82F.  I just went back out and watered the plants again. The image shows Hydrangea macrophylla "Eclipse." One of my dark leaved plants. The blooms are just starting to go over. It has been in full sun. I moved it into the shade to take a picture.

 The hottest temperature in Denmark today was recorded about 30km to our west at 34C/93F. I only saw 85F/30C on my trusty digital thermometer. Though I wasn't monitoring it. My relatively new "wireless" digital thermometer is still reading 85F/30C now. 

 It became overcast  and breezy before long. 

 Dinner was a salmon pasty, peas and pasta. 

 I washed up while it cooked. 

 


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29 Jul 2026

29.07.2026 63km.

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  Wednesday 29th 67F/19.5C [8.40] Overcast leading to sunshine and a 28C/82F afternoon. Breezy from the south.  21C/70F in the room. 20.5C/71F in the greenhouse. I'll have to open it up again. I had to close the doors and skylights. As it was cool and rather windy.

 Up at 8.00! I woke briefly at 6 & 7am after an unusually quiet night. 

 I extracted the clear, plastic roofing sheets from the Morris last night. It was quite a struggle but easier handled singly. By rolling each sheet into a cylinder. Their individual weight became of no consequence.

 I had better water the outdoor plants. And have. The temperature in the greenhouse is rocketing. Already 23C/73F and the sun has hardly reached it. Due to the towering hedges next door.

 Just had my morning chat. Proof of intelligent life. That sort of thing. 

 Where can I go on my e-bike?

 I'll explore progress on the new railway route nearer Odense. There are some beautiful, rural lanes to reach that area. I have the second battery on charge while I prepare. It is getting quite breezy.

 14.45 82F/28C. 63km Bright sunshine, but windy, all morning. I zigzagged between minor roads crossed by the new railway. Several lanes were blocked. As work continues.

 I had taken my lunch rolls with me. Plus some sub-micro, Corny bars and miniature, orange juice cartons. For which I stopped at 13.30 and 14.00. I should have stopped to eat earlier. 

 There was a tiring headwind all the way back. So I cut across country. Rather than doubling back over my earlier route. I had turned back at 40km at Elmelundsvej, near Sanderum. On the edge of Odense. 

 It would have been too tiring to duplicate my route to get back. Which proved to be sensible. Because I was getting increasingly tired on the way home. 

 I was falling asleep at the computer. So I went to bed for a half hour, timed nap. The greenhouse is over 30C/86F. Though with a through breeze.

 I had to go shopping. The bread rolls had gone green in the bag. I think some idiot had been handling them in the factory. The green marks were the size of fingerprints. The mold goes right through the bread. Even if little is visible outside.

 I'll have tuna on two fresh rolls for dinner. After having a huge dinner yesterday. 

 

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28 Jul 2026

28.07.2026 My life story in Danish.

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  Tuesday 28th 60F/16C[8.20] Bright and breezy. Peaking at 21C/69F. Slightly warmer than yesterday but less windy. 20C/68F indoors. 16C/61F in the greenhouse. 

 Up at 7.20 after another busy night filling the fire bucket. 

 I have an appointment for a haircut after lunch. 

 I have measured the roof overhang of the shed. Which forms a sort of porch in front of the new entrance door. The window in the door lights the hall. However, the light reaching the window is severely limited by the opaque roof overhang. The door faces north and lots of tall trees. 

 So I intend to fit clear plastic, roof sheeting on the overhang. To let more light in. This means another trip into town. Possibly with the trailer. The Morris cannot manage long items. Even if I roll them up tight and tie them. 

 The Morris can manage just over 2m. If the item is narrow enough in width. To fit between the front seats and right into the passenger foot well. The seats only hinge forward. Because the backs are fixed solidly to the seat frame. So they can't be tilted backward. Like they can in most modern cars. 

 I drove over 20km to one builder's merchant. Which claimed over the phone that they had stock, but didn't. So I had to dash back to have a shower in time for my haircut. 

 She kept me waiting for over ten minutes. So I shan't go back there again. Though she offers a great haircut they are very expensive. Double what I have been paying to the hairdresser who retired. 

 After the haircut I drove to another builders merchant. Where they had plenty of stock of roofing sheets. At a 50% higher price! Having no choice I bought six. The warehouse worker kindly helped me to squeeze the sheets behind the front seats to rest on the top of the back seats. Only just!

 On the way home I saw an ex-colleague outside her house. Whom I hadn't seen in years. I was invited in for coffee and we sat outside in the sunshine and chatted. In Danish, for two hours. So there was no lunch that day.

 Finally I left for home. Where a pile of washing up was waiting for me. While I cooked dinner. 

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27 Jul 2026

27.07.2026 Danish cyclists share the city roads?

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 Monday 27th 56F/13C [8.00] Bright but cloudy. Probably dry. Westerly winds. A rather cool 16C/61F peak. Though there is talk of another heatwave on the way. 20C/68F in the room. 14C/57F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7.15 after a fairly quiet night. With more, weird and silly dreams. The last one I remember was a large team of tennis players spread out on a vast playing field. My racket was half the proper size and I missed the ball. 

 Google hasn't heard of bicycle tires/tyres. Ask it how to center or align a tire and you'll get infinite hits on wheel truing. No matter which search terms you use.  The reason I asked was the reflective stripe on the rear tire after refitting. It is no longer perfectly concentric. Was I supposed to use a lubricant to ensure proper seating? Like they do with car tires. I have never dealt with such a wide tire before. I finally found a short YT video which destroys all the usual suggestions. The answer? Washing up liquid and water. Applied with a brush as a non-injurious lubricant.

I can't add the live link. Because Google's ownership of YT and its desperate need for billions more in advertising income. Has corrupted any hope of the original video being displayed.  

https://youtu.be/y3PSyeRUfsk?si=lvZKg1tjjOIsi-no  So just swipe, copy and paste. 

 I need not have worried. The stripes aren't concentric. The molded, bead alignment lines are fine and they run true with the rim. 

I have to go into the village apotek for two more lots of tablets.  

 12.30 I am back from a 17km ride into the village. Detouring back via the forest and hills. Despite the gusty gales. Rather cloudy. With rationed sunshine. Very little traffic.

 The Danish news is discussing the difficulties of cycling in the rush hour in cities. The Cyclist Union is suggesting that faster riders be allowed to share the road with vehicular traffic. Rather than being restricted BY LAW to the cycle lanes and paths. Where one exists.

 The main problem is the very wide variation in speed between cyclists. Particularly those who ride electric bikes and the "Speed Pedelec 45" class. Which can theoretically manage 45kph or 28mph. The average pedal cycle rider is probably riding at only 20kph/12mph. A relative snail's pace for a longer commute. The longer the ride the more the cyclist will heat up. Leaving them sweaty when they get to work. Showers and a complete change of clothes is rarely possible or even practical. 

 Traffic experts say that cyclists sharing the road would lead to far more accidents. While faster riders are constantly balked by the slower riders. Which greatly extends their travel time when commuting. Which, in turn, may cause them to give up cycling and take the car instead. 

 The cycle path problem is increasingly with electric bikes. Which are really beginning to show serious increases in accidents. As more people adopt these machines. Particularly the elderly. Ordinary E-bikes are ironically limited to a relatively miserable 25kph or 15.5mph MAXIMUM speed. Though that would need some effort for most machines and most riders. Throttles are not allowed on any class of e-bike for use on public roads and paths. The rider must pedal at all times to gain motor assistance. 

 My experience with my own "45" class e-bike is that 30kph or 20mph is comfortably achievable in Sport Mode. With 35kph requiring a little more effort in Turbo Mode. At the cost of greatly increased battery drain. Though I am sitting almost bolt upright to protect my aging arms and wrists from strain and pain. Not an ideal riding position for speed. One may not modify the "45" class with dropped [racing] handlebars. Nor any other mods to increase speed.

 The obvious irony here is that a fit cyclist. On almost any racing bike. Can manage a constant 20mph or 30kph simply by pedaling alone. The lower, leaning forward, riding position allows much lower drag. With higher speeds very easily achievable on descents while freewheeling. 

 Which makes any change to a standard electric bike. A very poor choice indeed. It is far heavier, far slower and has a far more "sit up and beg" or "Granny-bike" riding position. Which might make only the EMTB class of interest to the sporty rider. EXCEPT that the EMTBs are limited to the cripplingly slow 25kph/15.5mph assisted power too. So, EMTBs do not lend themselves to fast commuting either. No matter how pretty they might look.

 The sporting rider must then choose a "45" class e-bike. To match their usual speed on their commute. These e-bikes cost a fortune, weigh a ton, have crippling rules about helmets, costly insurance and allow ZERO modifications to personal taste. Battery range anxiety is a constant headache at higher speeds. A spare battery will weigh more than some complete, racing bikes! 

 Moreover, the "45" class only exists within certain countries in Europe. The UK has no such class. Owning one will likely end up with it being confiscated by the police, crushed and the rider fined. The UK news outlets delight in showing great heaps of confiscated e-bikes on police trailers. All, largely thanks to a tiny few, city criminals. Who use illegal e-bikes to steal mobile phones. Then escape through the traffic jams from traffic slowed, police cars and vans. So that the police can't chase them. More easily solved if the phone makers had proper locks against theft. 

 I used up the last half of a tin of beans on toast. No pictures. 

 

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26 Jul 2026

26.07.2026 35km and a late deluge.

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  Sunday 26th 57F/14C [7.00] Overcast. Cloudy, with some sunshine before 18 hours of rain moves in. Starting time variable. A cool 19C peak around 12.00. 21C/70F in the room. 14C/57F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6am after a quiet night. Though with weird dreams.  

 I might have a ride to the next village mid-morning. Depending on the weather. 

 11.30 Back from a 35km ride averaging 20kph. I visited the new, skewed, railway bridge yet again. Where the twin tower cranes had been removed. It is just left to fill the huge gaps on either side of the bridge. To make embankments at the same level as the bridge.

 I rode the cycle path up from Aarup in both directions. Being a Sunday, it provided cyclists, walkers and runners. Perhaps 20 bods altogether. I caught up with three older runners. Who were jogging downhill, three abreast! I had to ring my bell four times. At rapidly decreasing distances. Before they finally separated to let me go past.

 It's time that cyclists and joggers had to have rear view mirrors surgically installed! Wouldn't you think that being on a cycle path. Was ample reason to monitor. What is happening around you?  

 I shopped on the way back and bought a dark leaved Oxalis to add to my collection. My wife used to grow it but it is now lost. 

 19.00 Cooking dinner. There were a few showers in the afternoon. With cloudbursts possible later. Now it is raining much harder.  The woods are disappearing behind the deluge. At least I wont have to water the outdoor plants.

 Sunday dinner was an organic pork chop,. organic peas and carrots, organic boiled potatoes and Bisto gravy.  

   

 

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25 Jul 2026

25.07.2026 25km and a recumbent.

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 Saturday 25th 62F/17C [8.00] Bright but rather cloudy. Showers later this afternoon. Already windy. Gusting from 10-12m/s from the south west. 21C/70F in the room. 18C/65F in the greenhouse. 

 Up at 7.15 after earlier attempts failed to materialize. I have watered the outdoor plants. 

 Another ride this morning? My Toupeak JoeBlow Sport track pump isn't registering the proper pressure any more. Nothing leaking but the dial isn't rising to match the Mk1 thumb. 

 12.30 Back from a 25km ride. Headwind going. Tailwind coming back. There was an HP Velo Scorpion, recumbent trike parked outside the charity shop. I'm lucky if I see one every five years in Denmark. The owner was not at all chatty when I spoke to him. I opened with "nice cycle" in Danish. Nothing. He turned and went into the shop.

 Just as I left the shop again I was overtaken by two stick insects on carbon racing bikes. One male and one female. Obviously super-fit cyclists out on a fast training ride. I quickly caught them as we approached a red traffic light. To which there was no response. They just kept going through on the red! The next traffic light was green and they continued on their way. As I turned off for a supermarket. 

 I shopped there and on the way home. The tailwind felt more like a crosswind.  

 The afternoon was wasted on YouTube.

 Dinner was beans on toast. 


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24 Jul 2026

24.07.2026 Resurrected.

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  Friday 24th 56F/13C [6.35] Overcast. A long grey day is forecast. Quite breezy from the west. Peaking at 22C/71F. 22C/71F in the room. 14C/57F in the [open] greenhouse. 

 I am ventilating the greenhouse to maintain lower temperatures in the 1500 liter pond. Now I have made up a short length of non-kinking harden hose with Q/R fittings. To top up the greenhouse pond from the kitchen mixer tap. Using a spray head to oxygenate the water as it goes into the pond. 

 I can use the same hose to clean the internal filter. Previously the filter cover was cleaned with buckets of water and hand scrubbing with a brush.  The filter sponges had to be squeezed out repeatedly by hand after dunking in a bucket of water. Which was inefficient and used a lot of water.

 Up at 5.40 after fairly quiet night.

 I need to go into town to buy puncture repair kit from the bike shop. Or big shed DIY outlet? The e-bike has had its first puncture. A thorn. I am extremely lucky to have discovered it while at home! Having foolishly failed to carry the vital repair kit. My Moustache e-bike arrived in March of 2023. The Bosch Connect App tells me I have done only 14,500km in just over three years. That would have been a single year's mileage in my peak triking days.

 9.50 Back from town with a bag full of stuff for mending, cleaning and maintaining the e-bike. I bought a very simple, small  bell. I wanted something more polite than my present bell. Which produces a loud multi-strike ring. My thinking is that a single ding will get their attention without sounding aggressive. 

 I asked the bike shop which patches and glue they use for punctures. They don't. They always replace the inner tube. 

 I started chatting with an elderly Dane outside one shop. He liked the Morris and it broke the ice. He was much traveled and once spoke numerous languages. I need a hat like his. In Gandalf style. To keep the sun off the unprotected patio! Or "upper terrace" in Chez Hovel terms. 

 I fixed the puncture and thoroughly cleaned the e-bike. Which made me lightheaded and disturbed my vision. Low blood pressure? I can rest while I have lunch.

 I repaired the puncture and cleaned the e-bike thoroughly. Using the hose and its spray head to rinse off the grease remover.

 Dinner was a huge mound of salad.  

  

 

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23 Jul 2026

23.07.2026 E-bike punctured!

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  Thursday 23rd 55F/13C [7.30] A sunny day is promised. Peaking at 23C/73F in the late afternoon. Quite breezy from the WNW. 20C/68F in the room. 13C/55F in the greenhouse. 

 Up at 7am after a quiet night. 

 9.00 Back from my first walk since I practiced my backwards flip on the neighbours' paddock. Their Husqvarna robot mower has been busy. Their grass is vastly improved. This is a huge area. Being 200m long, of a similar width in places and covering some quite steep ground. The entire area being enjoyed by an acrobatic flock of swallows this morning. 

 Meanwhile another neighbour has been absolutely transforming a rough patch of ground. Into a lawn with a flower bed and a natural pond. He has worked tirelessly in the distance. Visible through the gap in my trees. Leveling the very uneven ground and mowing repeatedly. This patch lies between two houses on the approach to a third. So it benefits everybody. 

 10.40 Warm sunshine. I have been guiding the robot on a path to the West Lawn. Where it started mapping. This involved moving and emptying a wheelbarrow. Heaped high with weeds. I became rather breathless and light headed. Not dizzy. So I took a chair into the shade and sat still. Then tried a spray of nitroglycerine. My vision was starting to go light. So I have come back in for a rest. I'll measure my blood pressure in a while.

 Feeling better after half an hour. All the BP readings were ridiculously low. All under 100/65-70! 

 16.45 72F/22C. Whoops! The ride into the village became a drive. My first puncture on the e-bike. The back tire is is as flat as one of my non-existent pancakes. Oh bøøger! 

 I have to go back tomorrow for the tablets I had run out of. Not a stock item. I also have to source a puncture repair outfit for 2.40" tires. Town bike shop, methinks.

 There was an obvious thorn sticking out of the e-bikes rear tire. At 10 o'clock relative to the valve. I used pliers to pull it out. Then I unscrewed the through axle. Rotated the rear gear changer in top gear and simply dropped the wheel out of the rear [suspension] forks. 

 A woodworking, spring clamp on one side of the tire allowed me to work my way around. Pushing the sidewalls inwards off the beads. Removal of the tube and tire were straightforward after that. I gave the huge derailleur cassette a spray with engine cleaner and will leave it to soak overnight. It only needs ten minutes according to the instruction but I don't have a hose handy tonight.

 The wheel is surprisingly heavy. Even without the tire and inner tube. Bottom gear is about the size of a tea plate. Though I only rarely use the lower gears. There is always ample power available in Sport Mode.  

 The neighbours' cat watched me impassively from The West Lawn as I worked. I have no idea where any of my numerous puncture repair kits are any more. An oversight which might have proved very expensive on a ride! Assuming a taxi had a suitable rack cor such a heavy e-bike. 

 I always carried patches and cement on the trike. Though that ran Schwalbe Durano Plus tires. Almost no punctures that I can remember. Though it is some years since I rode the trike seriously. 

 I suppose the sturdy Schwalbe tires on the e-bike always filled me with confidence. Super-Moto-X 27.5x2.40 650B with 3mm Green guard puncture protection. The sidewalls are specially reinforced for S-Pedelecs [45kph] and other fast e-bikes.

  Dinner was poached eggs on toast. 

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22 Jul 2026

22.07.2026 Robotten!

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  Wednesday 22nd 29F/15C [9.00] Overcast and breezy. The promise of early rain was not fulfilled. Otherwise a long, grey day is offered. With the westerly wind gusting to 14m/s. 

 Up at 6.30 after a fairly quiet night. 

 I have been expanding yesterday's post on the new, unfinished, cycle route. I seemed to have much more to talk about. After enjoying a ride along its still, largely unpaved surface. It will be some months before it is due to be officially opened. 

 Paved with finely compacted gravel. Almost like light grey sand. It is a mixture of self binding, finely crushed rock, sand and clay. Known in the UK as "hoggin." Much used as a paved cycling surface in the UK but rarely seen over here in Denmark. I remember that hoggin is much more prone to puddling in heavily trafficked areas. Though it is supposed to be semi-permeable. Even when well compacted.

 Another, much more distant cycle route in mid Fyn. Is also based on an old railway track. It seems not to get much traffic. Perhaps I am never on it at the correct times.

 Given the considerable financial outlay. To turn the old tracks into a paved surface it is slightly disappointing. Perhaps the overly mean, narrow asphalt surface. Does not excite enough people to want to cycle there. Should they have chosen a cyclist to design it? Quite probably, but they obviously didn't. 

 It is distant enough from here. To make it into a serious ride. If I follow it all the way to Ringe. Then turn about and follow the path all the way down to Korinth. Before finally heading for home. 

 Meanwhile, another, much nearer cycle path. Rises uphill from Aarup to the motorway at Grønnemose. Again, it is very rarely I have to share this path with anybody else. Though it does need a fit cyclist, or an e-bike, to enjoy its full potential. It rises quite spectacularly in the early stages. Before leveling out more later. It enjoys a wide, beautifully finished, asphalt surface.  The self binding sand would be hopelessly dangerous on the steep inclines! It is just possible to freewheel downhill to 40kph. Doing so on clay would be suicidal for most!

 I could imagine a yearly hill climb event here for a local cycle club. Safely away from traffic. The main road alongside was always very pretty. It rises in twists and turns between an avenue of ancient oak trees. Most of which show damage from collisions. The road is now subject to a low speed limit. Which is frequently ignored. 

 9.30 I have just had my daily online chat. Just checking that I am conscious. I have to go to the village for more tablets. With eight tablets per day for my heart issues. I am always running out of something. I have to go to the apotek early. In case I need a new prescription. Being long term medication, prescription renewals are usually available. From the receptionist at the nearby surgery. Which is mainly open only in the morning.   

 After lunch I visited my English friend. We enjoyed tea and a Danish pastry in the conservatory before we moved outside. To admire his sophisticated new robot mower working its way across a 6000m^2 lawn. Impressive! My own robot mower would need nearly four recharges to manage that area! Mine also cost four times less than his. While his mower weighed four times as much as mine. 

 I passed a Morris Minor with a huge placard relating to the sale of of a historic water mill. The sprawling, timber framed mill occupies a corner in a village. 

 After my visit I drove home to the usual stuff in rain. Which proved to be local and was soon forgotten.

 Dinner was a major fry-up with chips. Chicken, mushrooms and cherry tomatoes. With a generous dribble of brown sauce.

 

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21 Jul 2026

21.07.2026 32km and half a cycle path.

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  Tuesday 21st 49F/9.4C [6.20] Bright, with a final sunny day. Peaking at 23C/73F.  Before temperatures drop and cloudy weather arrives. NW winds increasing slowly. Gusting to 12m/s later. 20C/68F in the room. 8.5C/47F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 5.45 after a busy night at the fire bucket.  I feel borderline dizzy in the background.

 7.30 55F/13C. I have just been outside to check the plants. They don't need watering. The drive doesn't need another trim either. It is really rather chilly out there. I was treated to a warbler's rendition of a Paganini piece. 

 12.45 71F/22C. Bright sunshine and breezy. I went for a ride to check on progress of the new cycle path. Whereupon I discovered the route was already, just navigable from Flemløse to Ebberup. 

 Though surface conditions deteriorated the nearer I came to Ebberup. At Flemløse the surface had been graveled and rolled firm. Several walkers were enjoying the route. No warning signs to keep off. So I went off-road. 

 The firm gravel surface continued on for some kilometers of delightful scenery. Though I soon became grateful for wide tires and full suspension. Here, the fine gravel was no longer rolled but only as-laid. With lots of tracks from what may have been mopeds or scooters. Plus the occasional tractor tire pattern. Some of the tracks made the going almost lethal at intervals. As they weaved from side to side. 

 I eventually came across a rusty diesel road roller. Near the device being used to spread and measure the depth of the fine gravel. From then on it was firm mud. Of varying quality of surface and smoothness. The number of weeds, further on, suggest that the old track had not been touched in quite some time. Not since the tracks and sleepers had been lifted.

 At Ebberup the relatively smooth mud suddenly gave way to tall grass. Strictly single track and safe for walking only. The cycle path is due for its official opening at the end of the year. With the route divided into three sections for the clearance and establishment phase. Each length under a different contractor. 

 I have marked the navigable section in red on the image above. Though it will need a mountain bike. Or considerable skill over much of its existing length. I was averaging only 10-12kpg on my sturdy e-bike. Once the fine gravel is laid and compacted it will be a  safe and very enjoyable experience to ride any part of its length. Currently, I really wouldn't recommend anybody try to ride the unpaved sections. 

 I am delighted to see that they paved way is generous in width. Fortunately they did not pander to the pony and horse riding minority. As they did with the Korinth to Ringe cycle path. Here they used asphalt for only a foolishly narrow strip. With a much broader track of viciously sharp sand running alongside. Sand which was quickly scattered across the asphalt by family walkers their dogs and prams. Where I punctured three times in short succession on my trike on the weekend after the official opening.

It soon proved that ponies don't keep to the sharp sand. They also shit everywhere. Including all over the narrow, asphalt strip. Pony riders are obviously much too sensitive to carry poo bags. They might despoil their snow white gloves.

 Fortunately the vicious sand has long been lost to grass and low weeds. With few signs of pones having been ridden anywhere but the edges of offending villages. 

 Meanwhile the asphalt surface on the Korinth route is far too narrow for safe passing. Whether it be pedestrians or opposing cyclists. I usually pass or overtake on the grass-covered sand. E-bikes don't habitually run on 23mm Continental puncture magnets. 

 One other problem, which has long dogged [sic] cycle paths is pedestrian traffic. And yes, I do encourage people to enjoy these routes. But! How to politely warn those lost in the silence? That a near silent cyclist is bearing down on them! What is the correct etiquette? 

 I have had countless encounters with pedestrians. Who were completely unaware of others using the facility. The very real shock! To be woken from one's inner thoughts by a passing cyclist. Is not to be easily ignored. I have had people virtually curl up into a ball of utter terror. While simply trying to pass them as slowly as possible from the rear. 

 With luck they/we are on opposing paths. They will have had ages to see you approaching from afar. Often along infinite straits. Which road builders can only dream of. Some pedestrians will spot your approach and drift easily onto the grass well in advance. Allowing effortless passing with a smile and [hopefully] a brief thanks from the cyclist. While other walkers have an agenda. So that it is simpler to take to the verge where it is easily possible. 

 The main problem is approaching a walker from the rear. Should one tap the bicycle bell while still well behind them? My own tactic of politely clearing my throat. Has, all too often, resulted in severe nervous breakdowns. As the meditating walker is thrown into an all too obvious panic! 

 One could not possibly exaggerate the reaction I often get. With my deliberately polite "ahem!" 100m too early and they will not hear my approach. Within 100m, a cough is easily enough cause for panic of the: "Did you see that evil alien in his space ship?" variety.  

 This new cycle route also follows a long disused railway track and is already beautiful. Thanks to the trees and hedges along its length. Remarkably few houses will be affected by increased foot or cycling traffic. A few farmhouses do lie near the route. Which has seen pedal driven rail trolley hire for many years. With dog walkers enjoying the unique atmosphere and peace. Away from the all too familiar and all pervading traffic.

 One should be grateful for the trolley hire. It kept the railway in private hands. With reasonable maintenance to ensure it was passable. By families on foot or riding the trolleys. Though I can't say I have noticed much use over the long years. Best of all the farmers were not able to absorb it into their 65.5% agricultural land coverage in Denmark. The rest is forest.    

 I wonder how they will handle the road crossings on this new cycling route? Many of these crossings are of tiny lanes or even farm tracks. Though at least two crossings are of fairly major roads. Where traffic is usually traveling fast. With little risk of a police car or radar speed cameras checking their progress.

 Most other cycle paths have used chicanes. Formed with staggered railings. To block the cyclist's path. So that they must slow, pause and take great care. To check for traffic before crossing. Not always helped by unkempt hedges blocking their view!   

 Having reached an impassable barrier at Ebberup I rejoined the roads briefly. Before taking a narrow lane. Which snaked uphill across the open, agricultural landscape. With hardly a house to be seen. One would not drive that way but a silent bicycle can pass unnoticed. Provided the family dog has been fed that day!

 Lots of Red  kites were hunting over the fields. Many of which were full of lying hay and grass. I must have seen a dozen Red kites this morning. I kept to the narrowest and quietest lanes as much as possible. As I headed home into the wind. 

 After lunch I took my solar telescope outside for an hour or two. 

I have chicken breasts for dinner. Probably fry one and have chicken in bread rolls.  And so it was.

 

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20 Jul 2026

20.07.2026 Weeds: Self pluck!

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  Monday 20th 59F/15C [8.10] Two sunny days in a row are on offer. Though with a fairly strong, northerly breeze. 20F/68C indoors. 15C/59F in the open greenhouse. 

 Up at 7.30 after an earlier failure to lift off at 5.30. 

I raked over the new molehills with the beech asphalt rake. The large head is far more effective than trying to use a garden rake. 

 One of my four, Philips, sensor, down-lighters has died. Bought in January 2024. It kept getting dimmer.  I haven't a clue where the receipt might be. Nearly £40 equivalent now! Bløødy hell! It says E27. That's a standard large thread European fitting. I'll check to see if the LED bulb is replaceable. You know, those "premium" Philips LED bulbs which are supposed to last a lifetime! 

 

 It took me half an hour to replace one very dead, Philips LED bulb. I can still remember that I had a tirade about the pathetic design of the light unit a couple of years ago. At the time I blamed it on nepotism gone stark raving mad. Somebody had a black sheep in the family who they though might needed a job and a labelled parking space. Instead of wasting their lives away on drugs and booze and tattoos.

 

 Now I think it was probably the Woke culture presently crippling Europe. Philips was forced to find a new designer. One who was officially, severely mentally retarded. Just so that their quota for mental handicap in their management design team was filled. If nepotism was involved then so much the better. 

 

 I won't go into any more detail. Suffice to say that anybody who had two brain cells to rub together would not in a million years come up with such a pathetic design. I hope they crash into their official parking space name plate! 

 

12.20 Twenty minutes of pulling up Rosebay willowherb by the roots. Leaves me hot, breathless and dizzy.   

 

 I don't know how this text is appearing but the blog editing is all over the place.  

 

15.45 69F/21C. Bright sunshine. Breezy. Back from the village shops with groceries.

 

 17.00 68F(20C. Back from the next village with another pressure treated post. To support the canopy for the outdoor heat pump unit.


 Dinner was a cheese, mushroom and tomato omelette.  

 

 

 

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19 Jul 2026

19.07.2026 All that glisters.

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  Sunday 19th 57F/14C [7.10] A cloudy day with possible thunderstorms is promised. While the sun is currently shining and has been since early on. Wind gusting to 12m/s from the northwest. 23C/72F indoors. 14C in the fully open greenhouse. The pond water temperature has dropped to 67F/19.5C With the pond plants noticeably spreading across the gravel base of the pond.

 Up at 5.30 after a quiet night. Attending rather too often to the fire bucket. 

 I have watered the plants indoors and out. Run one tour of the robot mower along the drive. The first load of laundry has gone into the machine.

 7.45 I have cleaned and polished all the windows in the Morris. Collected all the waste paper, removed and shaken the floor mats. The accumulated detritus has been moved to the boot, arranged more neatly. Or discarded as appropriate. 

 Completed my five physio exercises. Three repetitions of ten. Except for the alternative foot, step-up exercise. Three repetitions of 20. The only exercise I find difficult. No, really painful. Is sitting up from lying on the floor. My feet are too light to balance my upper body. The strain on my back muscles is agony. I don't even notice my abdominal muscles. So I must be doing it wrong.

 Had an online chat. Checking for signs of life. Mine.

 I have vacuumed the car. Cleaned the grey filth from the steering wheel. I need to go out again. To clean the door linings and reveals. Done. Zip-tied the conduit hose to the post of the new security camera. 

 I am still looking for big staples. To fix the hose into the weed infested bank/verge. I could use big tent pegs but they haven't the security of a proper garden staple. Fix and forget. 

 Staples are readily available. That they only sell them in expensive packs of 100. Makes them too readily available. I shall only ever use half a dozen. I'll find some galvanized electric fence wire and make some. 

 I dragged the two recycling bins along the drive. 

 Dinner was an organic, pork chop, organic peas, organic mashed potatoes and Bisto 'Original' gravy. One bag of organic carrots short of a Sunday dinner. 

 

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18 Jul 2026

18.07.2026 Hands free robot mowing?

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  Saturday 18th 60F/16C [7.45] Heavy overcast but dry. A change to cooler weather. Rather windy from the west. 

 75F/24C in the room. 60F/16C in the greenhouse. Pond water at 70F/21C.

 Up at 6.10 after a quiet night. 

 8.00 Started the robot mowing along the drive. 

 9.30 I have repeatedly strimmed the long grass and weeds on the neighbours' verges. Then mowed the drive again and again with the big mower. Using the collector bag to clean up the ground. Then clipped the overhanging hedge. Raked it all up and sent the robot mower out to expand its territory. 

 I am hoping it will discover the verges on its own. Now there are not so many obstacles in its AI FSD field of vision. It has just extended its map of the verge as I watched. Even returning with a parallel mowing path to ensure it was covered. It has just found a narrow gateway though the hedge and mowed, explored and mapped the indent. 

 As mentioned before: It shows where it has mowed by leaving a paler green path behind it on its map. Which is constantly updated and shown on the screen via Wi-Fi. It is supposed to remember where it has not mowed and should return. To tidy up missed areas. Not always with perfect recall. There is some discussion of this subject online. With various suggestions on how to overcome the problem.

 It is fun to see it exploring. If the Wi-Fi signal is weak it leaves no green update of its track on the map. As it has just done on the newly cleared verge. It was leaving no trace of its progress as it reached the far end of the drive. About 100m from the house. The map is usually updated when it returns for recharging. 

 The map image [above] shows the extra length it has added to the right side verge. Well beyond its previous limit before turning back. The drive's entire area has now been mowed flat with the Makita. So there should be no hindrance to the auto-mapping as it mows.

 A complication is that the robot avoids the gravel. Where the vehicle tires usually run. So it will not usually cross from the wider, central strip of grass out to the narrower verges. It will usually "borrow" a more overgrown section. As a bridge to find the verges. 

 Some users have suggested throwing grass clippings where it is desired to mow or cross a narrow strip  of bare ground. Thus overcoming the software inhibition to mowing gravel. Which might damage the blades. 

 Setting a Must Mow Zone on the map will also mow missed areas. Though there is some complication in that it won't go outside its original mowing map. It can be very frustrating to watch the mower running in a nice straight line. Hoping it will push the boundaries. Only for it to abruptly pause and change direction. Without apparent reason.

 Most of my own problems are letting the robot mow a long, thin map. With almost continuous gravel between the 100m long, grass stripes. It's fun but demanding of the condition of the grass. Before the mower can be sent off to map and mow.

 Eufy seem to be updating the software as they enjoy feedback from users. As do the manufacturers of my security cameras. The robot is now recognized by the cameras' software. Where, before, there was no registration at all.  

 12.20 There is no problem recognizing the Morris. Which has just had a wash and rinse. I gave it several washes with a fluffy hand mop and car shampoo. Then gallons of clean water from the large watering can without a rose. Requiring that I perch on a stepladder. I'll polish the car after lunch. If it is not too hot.

 14.15 I have just clipped the outside of the front beach hedge. Then clipped the hedge along the drive. By the house and bordering the eastern boundary. Now I am hot, breathless and knackered.

 18.10 66F/19C. I waited until it was cool and cloudy before polishing the Morris. With Turtle Wax Blue Magic. It's been a busy day! 

 Now I have to make some dinner. 

 Dinner was an organic pork chop and half of an organic cauliflower. With generous helpings of butter on the cauliflower.

 

 

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17 Jul 2026

17.07.2026 Incoming!

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  Friday 17th 64F/18C [7.15]  Bright, but highly variable overcast. Some sunshine on the last warm day for a while. 26C/79F peak but risk of thunderstorms all day. With possible cloudbursts. The weather map is punctuated with local thunderstorms in the west but moving northwards and eastwards.

 Up at 7.10 after a quiet night. My back and hips were painful at first. Caused by the return to cycling? 

 The new security camera lights were on all night again. Lighting up the room. So I have switched them off altogether. The four blinding LEDS are supposed to make night scenes show natural colour. Though this still needs at least some ambient light. 

 My other, identical cameras haven't shown the same determination to compete with sunlight! There is a schedule option to limit these lights to specific hours. The problem is the sheer number of insects flying into the bright lights. Closely followed by spiders webs. Festooning the view on the monitor. 

  New molehills were forming on The West lawn as I peered out of the bathroom window. The grass is pale and badly in need of a rest. After frequent tours of the robot mower. Hopefully today's showers and the return to lower temperatures from tomorrow onward, will help. There is a long history of pale grass in the summer months here. What is now a graveled parking space was often the colour of straw in the past.

 The largest of the goldfish in the greenhouse pond is getting very fat. I hope this doesn't mean hundreds of baby fish swimming about! One of the others has grown to almost the same size but is much slimmer. They must both be around 20cm/8" long by now. There has been some gentle chasing of each other around but who knows? Not a great picture. It needs a darker background to penetrate the surface reflection of the sky. So I hung some black garden fleece as a backdrop. Which upset them. So they started darting about!

 I have been researching the Eufy mower maps and naming zones. So that I can send the mower to mow specific areas on demand and not others. The trick is simply to name zones. Then choose a particular zone to mow. Now I have named the Drive and The West Lawn. The app asks me which zone to mow before it starts. There seemed to be no logic to when the mower would head across the parking space to the West Lawn. Or to wander up the drive. The drive seemed not to be getting the attention it deserved. Now I am back in control.

 I have been remote controlling the mower to the far end of the drive. Including deliberately driving it along the overgrown verges. Which I obviously want to cut too. The idea being to teach the AI vision what it looks like there and hopefully remembers to map it. For some reason it got stuck on memorizing the map at 80%. Requiring a forced system stop and restart.  The first so far. I have sent it off again to see if it remembers to mow to the very end. The displayed map doesn't look any different so far. Nor did it.

 I have spent the day playing with the robot mower. Without managing to get it to reach the end of the drive. I may have to make a Multi-zone Path and make an additional zone of the far end. The Wi-Fi signal should still be useful thanks to the Access Point. I was still getting -67dBm. With clear vision of the antenna back at the house.

 16.00 The "mashed potato" is piling up after a long, hot, sunny day. Just back from the shops in the Morris. A large storm has just slipped past to the west heading north north east.

 Dinner was two boiled eggs on fresh, bread rolls. Still no rain. 

 

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16 Jul 2026

16.07.2026 35km and a recumbent.

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  Thursday 16th 60F/16C [6.40] Bright overcast. A sunny morning, cloudy later. High of 25C/77F. Light, southerly winds.

 Room at 22C/72F without the heat pump. All internal doors open. Several windows on ventilation. Fully open greenhouse 15C/59F. Pond water at 70F/21C. 

 Up at 6.10 after a quiet night. Some wakefulness. Weird dreams.

 The new camera was shining brightly all night. When it only wants to light up on a detection. I have reset it to Smart. [LED lights on detection only.] When constantly lit it attracts countless moths and flies.

 Robot set mowing. I walked to the end of the drive to put up a warning notice on an absent neighbour's bin. Two new, large molehills, Raked them out. The lawn is looking very pale. While the drive is mostly lush green.

 Should I go for another ride? Same goal as yesterday. Major new railway bridge and enormous earthworks. Skewed and very close to the raised motorway. With a major E-W road passing underneath. Shopping midway on my return. Nobody else stocks my favourite, organic, porridge oats. I like to keep a reserve in the larder. In case I can't easily reach the outlet. 

 Just had an online chat. To make sure I am fairly upright today.  

 That was interesting. The neighbour's cat was walking down the drive. It seemed to completely ignore the oncoming robot until the very last moment. With their paths opposed but parallel and only inches apart. The cat did a sudden loop around the robot at a slight trot. Then on without caring if it was being followed. Meanwhile the robot ignored the cat. It would have stopped if the cat had presented a real obstacle. 

 9.15 Early morning coffee and the bike is prepared. The robot mower is working along the drive. I shall send it home before I go for a ride. 

 9.45 74F/23C. Bright sunshine. Off we go.  

 11.45 79F/26C. Back again. 35km. A chap on a recumbent was resting at a bus stop. So I stopped to chat. In Danish. Later I reached the new railway bridge. Where the main road underneath has been reopened. Along with two cycle paths. Protected by pillars. For safe passage in the darkness. 

 Note the striking skew of the bridge relative to the roadway. The approach embankments, for the new railway, are still a long way from completion.

 The next image shows the similar skew of the existing motorway bridge. Complete with sound blocking fencing.

 The afternoon was spent much more quietly, online. 

 Dinner was a salmon pasty, peas and chips. Before you all tut-tut, it is over a fortnight since I last ate chips.  

  I reset the new security camera to stop showing lights day and night. I was seeing insects in close-up even in bright sunlight. I was hoping it would only show lights when it detected an alert situation.

 

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15 Jul 2026

15.07.2026 Oh dear?

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  Wednesday 15th 59F/15C [6.50] Another sunny day is promised. With a high of 27C/81F. So hotter again. 22C/71F in the room. No heat pump running. 15C/59F in the fully open greenhouse.

 Up at 5.50 after a fairly quiet night. It took a long time to get to sleep. Too many naps during the day! 

 I ought to get on with the camera installation before it gets too hot again. Refilling and compacting the trench is a priority. 

 7.20 Trench refilled. It is pleasantly cool outside.  

 9.30 I have connected the camera and tidied up. Five camera viewpoints now. The robot mower is busy again. I am watching it from indoors. It is never out of sight now. No more blinds spots. I found the beech, asphalt rake ideal for leveling the new molehills on The West Lawn. I'll have a shower and go for a modest ride. Morning coffee before I go. Just to ensure I am topped up. 

 12.00 78F/26C. The dentist gave me an immediate appointment in one hour. Having just ridden 10km I had to turn round and ride straight back home again. For 20km. It was hot and quite a crosswind. Legs achy and without much strength. I had planned to ride onward but now had no time. I can shop from the car.

 13.30 79F/26C. Back from the dentist. Over half an hour in the chair. Uncomfortable but no real pain. A new plastic filled tooth. I didn't feel up to shopping afterwards. So drove home. I suppose I had better have some lunch. Relaunched the robot mower.

 The mower has done a remarkable job on very rough West Lawn. There is no doubt that it has been mowed. This is after two tours today. The drive is rather less impressive. No doubt it will respond to more clipping. The robot has gone back to its charging station for the moment.

 I have switched on the heat pump. After the room reached 24C/75F. 

 I spent an hour filling the drum of the garden roller with sand. The silly thing has a hole and a stopper only about 30mm in diameter. So I sat on a little stool beside the sand heap and used a narrow trowel to shovel with. 

 I am thinking that it ought to be filled right up. Or the sand will act as a brake on the inside of the drum. There is plenty of sand left but rapidly diminishing patience!

Dinner will be toast. Or, rather, fresh, bread rolls with tuna. 

A trial with the roller proved that I had exceeded the critical mass. I could hardly move the thing! Barely pull it. Impossible to push! Grr? I'll just have to empty it again. But how? Leave the stopper out so the sand dries and pours readily? That would take ages. Even in a heat wave and sunshine.

   

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14 Jul 2026

14.07.2026 Backwards and forwards.

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  Tuesday 14th 61F/16C [6.50] Bright but milky sky as we are promised wall to wall sunshine. 22C/71F in the room. Heat pump on all night set to 22C. 16.5C/62F in the greenhouse.

 The Danish news reports that our area suffered the heaviest cloudburst in Denmark yesterday afternoon. With 31.5mm. What is referred to as a Double Cloudburst. I watched as the run-off flowed down the gentle incline of the drive towards the house. Easily visible because it reflects the sky at a low angle. Contrasting with the dark gravel of the traffic tracks.

 Up at 6.10 after a quiet night. With the inevitable breaks. I am feeling more normal this morning. 

 The neighbours cat was sniffing the new molehills on The West lawn. Scratching at the tallest it could find. Then promptly squatted on the heap and unburdened itself. I glared at it through the bathroom window and it glared back. Where's the respect? 

 There were several examples yesterday. Where I caught up with an electric bike. Ridden in all cases by a pensioner. Overtaking these e-bikes proved to be quite problematic. They were traveling just fast enough. To greatly extend the overtaking period and ground covered while doing so. Which meant very careful timing on the winding, narrow lanes. Which I was enjoying at the time.

 With many drivers being totally unaware. Or not caring  damn. About the meaning of braking distance at speed. Relative to their visibility ahead. It could be quite hazardous to overtake with many a blind corner coming up. So that I, and other drivers, found ourselves following these e-bikes for quite some time and some distance. Which may itself cause cause fear and trepidation in the e-cyclist. 

 The high street in one village had a lengthy procession. Where some relaxed, elderly e-biker, was using a lot of road. A total air head. While weaving about as he passed and admired points of interest. He was completely unaware that he had a long stream of cars following him. All unable to risk overtaking. Due to oncoming traffic and the village speed limit.

 My own e-bike is capable of higher speeds than most. Which puts a much greater burden on me. To allow following traffic to overtake as soon and as safely as possible. The same held true with my trikes. So that I would often use the next pull-in, layby or junction to allow a vehicle or [worse] a queue to pass. Which would often produce a wave of thanks or a toot on their horn. 

 The phenomenal acceleration of many EVs [like Teslas] Is worth every penny for overtaking on crowded roads. Provided they do not exceed the speed limit of course. As I potter about. Usually at the speed limit in the Morris. I am regularly overtaken by Teslas and their kin. They go past me like a dragster. Before settling down again in the traffic flow. 

 One must  always be aware of other traffic and their different needs. Despite the ever increasing volume of traffic on the roads. My journeys are increasingly for pleasure and can usually be enjoyed at a slower pace. Others are often working to a timetable. Where dawdling is apt to cause upset and impatience. So again, I make every effort not to be a hindrance. Even though it does seem odd. That the local speed limits have become compulsory for all vehicles. Rather than merely optional. "Sunday drivers" were being criticized at least as far back as the 1960s.  

Enough waffling. It is pleasantly warm outside. I have stretched out the network cable and hose. To see how long they really are. I need a meter of bare cable to reach the POE switch indoors from the outside of the house wall. So chop the hose at 19m? Some leeway? 18.5m? 

 08.30 Still struggling to push the draw wire through the hose. I am standing on a tall stepladder to get some tension on the hose.  With several bricks resting on the far end. To stop it from sliding towards me. Nearly there. I hope. Pulling the cable through will be much easier. I should have pulled out the draw wire to match the length of hose. So that I could easily tell if I was getting close. Or wasting my time. I can see that there only a few turns of the 3mm nylon left on the spool. Pi x D? 

 11.30 76F/24.4C. Sweating buckets. I had to cut the hose in half. It proved impossible to push the 3mm draw wire through 18m of hose. I wasted a lot of time trying. Too much friction. Whereas pulling the cable through 9m was relatively easy. I finally have the end of the cable indoors. Just walking backwards and forwards is hard work in this hot sunshine! I had better sink a few glasses of water. And have a rest.

 13.30 78F/26C. Lunch over. I am staying indoors to avoid being baked. It is quite breezy but I find the heat unpleasant. There is no shelter from the sun where I am working. The heat pump is keeping the ground floor at a comfortable 22C/72F. 

 I cleaned the fish tank of algae.  

 18.30 75F/24C. Still hot. Back from the shops with two bags well stuffed. An immaculate Morris Minor shopping trolley was in the car park. It is surprising how rarely I see another. 

 Dinner was fish fingers and cauliflower. Which was perfect. 

 I fetched the recycling bin from the end of the drive and tidied up outside.

 

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