21 Aug 2026

21.08.2026

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  Friday 21st 56F/13C [7.30] Bright but risk of scattered showers.  Peaking at around 21C/70F. Breezy from the northwest.

 21C/70F in the room. 13.5C/56F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7.30 after another quiet night. 

 Delivery of my e-bike's new tyre and inner tube confirmed by email. For later collection from the local parcel office. Which deals with multiple carriers.

 9.10 I have had my online, morning chat. Now I am going for a gentle walk. 

 9.45 And back again. From a slow loop of the northerly neighbours' drives. I had to return early yesterday. When I became too breathless to continue with my visitor. No breathlessness today but my quadriceps were aching from lack of walking. A neighbour's expanded plot is looking good. It was a rough field only a few months ago.

 The robot mower was still busy. Steadily improving the grass sward on the drive embankment and paddocks. Lots of new trees are growing out of the marshy area. Which is likely to block my view eventually. After my clearing a narrow window in the garden trees. The mere existence of trees suggests that the marsh is drying out. In past years it was prone to annual, winter flooding. The few trees clung to the banks of a natural pond.

 12.30 Returning from the village with the new tyre and inner tube. I drove back through the forest to enjoy the sunshine and countryside.

 13.45 Had lunch. Fitted the new tyre and tube. Used washing up liquid and water as a lubricant. 

 

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20 Aug 2026

20.08.2026 200+ cats to go!

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  Thursday 20th 55F/13C [7.40] A bright morning, then cloud, with rain this evening. 21C/69F in the room. 13C/55F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6.30 after a quiet night.

 My lady visitors have talked me into selling my late wife's ceramic cat collection. Which amounts to probably well over 200 individual items. 

A picture of only some of the cats drying on the dining table. As years of dust were washed and rinsed carefully away. In preparation for being housed in their new, corner, display cabinet. 

I have advertised the collection on a Danish, online small ads platform. With 17 images. The price is deliberately set low. Strictly for collection only. So re-sellers will have to do some work for a change. Bring your own packing materials. 

 The buyer could easily make a profitable hobby from selling these cats individually. I have neither the time nor inclination to get involved. A true collector would appreciate the sheer quantity and quality within the collection. Many of the cats were never on display in my wife's lifetime. Due to a serious lack of free shelf space. I never knew she had accumulated so many. 

 My wife told me to sell everything just before she died. So now, finally, I am. Four years late[r.] It was not my collection and I feel no close attachment to them. Hopefully somebody will be willing to come and pack them. Anybody hoping for my packing and sending in the parcel post will need a very thick wallet. I have no intention of subsidizing a re-seller. Having already almost given away my classical hi-fi/audio components and clock collection.

 It was interesting to use Trustpilot to check on the reputation of the various online ads platforms. All of them have horrendous user reviews and hover just above 1 out of five.  With the vast majority of reviews at the bottom of the scale. They cannot go any lower because there is no lower figure than 1! This applies to all of those I checked: Etsy, Facebook Marketplace, eBay, Vinted.   

 11.15 I am returning from seeing the ladies off at the village bus stop. As they start their long journey home. It was nice to have visitors. 

 17.00 I found the cause of the second puncture in the rear tire: A piece of metal swarf like a thorn. Try as I might I cannot find the hole in the inner tune. I tried a water bath and washing up liquid on a finger. Held the supposed puncture site up to my nose. Nothing. 

 I know exactly where it should be from the site of the spike in the tire. A few inches from the valve. I'll have to buy a new inner tube. Perhaps a new back tire. Ordered online for delivery tomorrow.

 Dinner was an organic pork chop, mushrooms and boiled potatoes. 

 

 

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19 Aug 2026

19.08.2026 Day two.

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  Wednesday 19th 60F/15.5C [7.30] A rather wet day is forecast. 21C/70F in the room. 16C/60F in the greenhouse. 

 Up at 6.00 after a quiet night. No ill effects from the several glass of red wine with dinner. We had an entertaining and relaxing afternoon and evening just chatting away.

 7.30 Nobody else is up yet. Due to the likely weather the plan is to visit the farm museum this morning. It is difficult to compete for interest with their frequent international travel. Where my two guests are concerned.   

 10.45 It has rained heavily and threatens more.  

 First we visited the farm museum. Then we drove down to Fåborg. Where we enjoyed a meal at a high street restaurant. 69kr for one alcohol free beer! That's over £7! 

 

 

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18 Aug 2026

18.08.2026 The invasion.

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  Tuesday 18th 56F/13C [7.50] A grey day. With rain starting this evening and lasting all of tomorrow. 21C/70F in the room. 13.5C/56F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6.50 after waking earlier and drifting.

 There is still tidying to do. Before the invasion. Expected around lunch time.

 9.30 I have been tidying steadily so far. I am getting very breathless.  Now I have to go shopping. 

 10.50 Back from town. Chatted to a car enthusiast. He was tall and wondered if he would fit in a Morris  Minor. No problem. 

 12.50 My visitors arrived on the bus. We shopped on the way home. 

 Dinner was a cheese and mushroom omelette with salad. Which was excellent. Something to keep in mind for the future. 

 

 

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17 Aug 2026

17.08.2026 Shell's truly sadistic, totally fuckwitted, own goal!

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  Monday 17th 55F/13C [7.30]  Sunny periods and a cool 19C/66F peak. 21C/70F in the room.13C/55F in the greenhouse. It may be time to close the wide open, double doors at each end of the greenhouse. I had been keeping them open 24x7 to keep the goldfish pond as cool as possible during the hottest time of year. When no extra heat was needed indoors. 

 Up at 7am after an unusually quiet night. With more weird dreams. I was developing a skewed plane to represent the difficulty of survival based on parent's wealth. A generalization of course. Since some, with obscene wealth, choose the drugs or booze lifestyle. To compensate for their mental retardation. They lack the imagination to discover anything exciting about their world or their existence.

  9.00 I have been tidying the space outside the main entrance door. In preparation for the invasion. There are now two picnic tables and more chairs. I moved some garden furniture from the greenhouse to go outside the door. The picture doesn't do the scene justice. It really is much worse than it looks. The cream was an experiment from 25 year ago. It was not well liked but it was too late by then.

  Back in the living room: I swear I saw evidence of a dining table. Beneath the accumulated layers of convenience in deposition. After passing that hurdle. The floor should be quite easy to find.

 It took some doing but I was finally able to move the glass display cabinet towards the new glazed door. Its glass sides and front nicely allow the extra light to pass straight through. The sunshine is reflecting off the workshop wall and into the room. What was once a dark tunnel is now full of light. I intend to replace the overhanging roof with clear plastic. After which some white paint on the walls would work wonders.

Years of accumulated bark and wood chips have been cleared from the greenhouse floor. I have moved the various recycled furniture around to no great effect. Always too much stuff! Always an excess! Lean-to greenhouses are supposed to be restful places. I can barely see the floor for junk. 

 The stands and tables were mostly bought for supporting my wife's plants. That was years ago. They hold no useful purpose now. I have surely proven, beyond all reasonable doubt, that I can easily kill plants. By neglect or overenthusiastic watering. I have the proof!

 10.30 62F/17C. I am resting over morning coffee. 

 11.30 The greenhouse is looking a lot clearer. I am knackered but will continue on.

  16.00 Hours later and I am back from the village supermarkets. Where I stopped at the petrol station. Only to have "inclusivity" foisted upon me. The card payment machine threw up a load of illegible turquoise text. When I inserted my card. So I tried again. The same illegible garbage with pink text thrown in for good measure. All having to be read against an upward facing screen reflecting the sky. I could no more read it than walk on water. Not if my life depended on it.

 Whoever passed this utter nonsense for national distribution should go right back to infant school. Nah, way too advanced! Kindergarten. Where they can stay for as long as playing with illegible colours and texts suits all of us. 

 A petrol payment, credit card reading machine is likely to be used. By any nationality you could possibly name. Completely and utterly at random. Even Shell's least retarded and nepotistically chosen executive must have heard of tourists by now? 

 So legibility comes close to being about [say] 99.9999% of getting the job done. Lets say black on white text. Or preferably white on black. For increased contrast in difficult lighting conditions. Of a size which can be easily read by [let's say] 99.9999%. Of those needing to ascertain what the idiot machine is trying to tell them. Because they may have left their reading glasses in the car or even at home. I hadn't and have been recently upgraded with progressive lenses. I can read down to 2mm high text without a problem.

 They [I] only want to buy petrol for [any random] god's sake. Not pass a bløødy colour blind test! One devised by Shell's most sociopathic, predatory, sadistic executive. You know him, the one who is always on his own in the staff canteen. Sharing images of torture and bloody mayhem. With fellow enthusiasts, on the dark web, on his mobile phone. 

 Before rushing home to share the same images on a giant, wall mounted TV screen. With the colours turned right up! He claims to have been blind, deaf, mute and autistic until he was 21. But somehow passed out of Cambridge Business School. Top of his class at only 11½. 

 I was gone for less than 25 minutes but a harvester had completed the front field and was already out on the next. Truly amazing!  

 19.15 The cleaning and tidying goes on. I removed a pile of stuff from the kitchen. Swept, mopped and swept the tiled floor. I haven't bothered with dinner. I might have a cheese roll.

 And did. With halved cherry tomatoes. 

  

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16 Aug 2026

16.08.2026 Cyclepathrager?

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 Sunday 16th 57F/14C [7.30] Bright overcast. A  mixed day with a 21C/70F peak. 22C/72F in the room. 14C/57F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6.50 after a quiet night with strange dreams. The last one I remember I bumped very gently into the side of an enclosed recumbent tricycle. He stopped right in from of me as he crossed the cycle path. I had right of way but he made a great fuss. A cycle path rager? 

 I ought to stay at home and tidy. And did.

The rubble from yesterday's demolition was deposited beyond the carport. Where I am trying to increase the ground level. Without having to buy any materials. Delivery would involve heavy vehicles like tipper trucks. On the gravel parking space. Which I'd rather avoid.

 I filled and then dragged two recycling bins along the drive. 

 15.45 70F/21C Returning from the village supermarkets with three, well stuffed carrier bags. 

 Dinner was extra mature, Cheddar cheese and curried herring. Both, individually, on the smaller, wholemeal bread rolls. I am trying to give my stomach a rest from the endless fried food. By alternating my cooked meals with wholemeal bread rolls. Or something on wholemeal bread toast. 

 Now I may be consuming too much bread! Albeit only ever wholemeal. So, hopefully, I avoid the sugar spikes of white bread. I try to include as many types of fish as possible. Though fish fingers is probably frowned upon. The same goes for the salmon pasties. Which are probably farmed. The salmon. Not the pastry.

 

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15 Aug 2026

16.08.2026 48 more kilometers.

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  Saturday 15th 61F/16C [6.40] A bright sunny day with some cloud but cooler. Peaking around 23C today but falling below 20C for the next week. A northwesterly breeze. There is a drought warning and fire risk for the whole country. A comfortable 23C/73F in the room. 17C/63F om the greenhouse.

 Up at 6.00 after an unusually quiet night.  

  I had my online chat.

 The pedal trolleys parked up on the north side. Of the remaining tracks at the Glamsbjerg crossing. After decades of traffic thumping across the tire polished rails. They have finally removed them and laid asphalt. The tracks could not be lifted. Because the pedal cycles still needed to cross.

 13.50 71F/22C Back from a 48km ride. Variable cloud cover. No change on the new cycle path. Except for a mass of weeds! I foresee a need for regular maintenance. I doubt that there will be enough foot and cycle traffic to clean the surface.

 By deliberately taking various detours I eventually reached a quiet coastal bay. Where once a lot of boats were moored. Until "somebody" decided to kill that stone dead overnight. By charging for mooring. If memory serves. Or greatly increasing the prices. Now you never see a single boat moored there and the once busy carpark is empty. There were never any facilities. They bay lies on the end of a long, narrow lane.

 Quite a headwind coming home. I used Turbo mode to help me along. I ignored the supermarkets as I rode through the village. Intending to shop later. There was nothing I desperately needed. I will probably shop in Assens tomorrow. In the car.

 Dinner was fish fingers, chips and peas. 

  

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14 Aug 2026

14.08.2026 Demolition.

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  Friday 14th 70F/21C [8.50] Full sun peaking at 28C/82F. Quite breezy from the south gusting to 10m/s.

 A picture from yesterday. A huge bulldozer is spreading and compacting wet sand on the new rail track bed. Later to be covered in the typical, large gravel ballast. 

 The height of the embankments, on either side, show how much the ground had to be lowered here. Elsewhere the track is perched up high. On top of similarly huge embankments. Denmark cannot boast high altitudes but is rarely, truly flat here on the central island of Fyn. 

 22F/72C in the room. 22C/72F in the greenhouse. 

 Up at 7.45 after deciding 5.45 was just silly. 

 The water has been brown all day. It went off yesterday. Presumably a digger breaking the pipework. I passed a digger beside the road in the village yesterday on my ride. 

 16.00 83F/28C. It feels like an oven outside! 33C/92F in the fully open greenhouse.  

 I almost wasted the day. Then decided to start tidying. Lots of tools to put away from assorted jobs.

 Then I trimmed back the ragged edge of the new glazed door reveal. The carpenter had cut it back indoors to make room for the frame. Though not with an eye to making good afterwards. I used the vibrating multi-tool with a wide blade. To cut through the ragged plasterboard and the 50mm of insulating foam. 

 The mess left behind the supposedly decorative surface was hideous! Gaping holes and handfuls of cement. Just thrown in behind the insulation. Typical of the standard, or rather lack thereof. Shown in the 1970s modernization of the hovel. 

 I hesitate to think what might be revealed. With the removal of the entire wall of insulated plasterboard! I collected the larger lumps of loose blockwork. To avoid them falling and causing damage. Now I have to decide how best to quickly close and smarten up the reveal. On both sides and over the top.  

 Dinner was tuna on the smaller, wholemeal bread rolls. Which I have for lunch every day. These are firmer and chewier than the larger, softer rolls. Which I have with marmalade morning and afternoon with tea or coffee. I thought the bigger rolls exposed the taste and texture of the tuna rather better. Still, it was certainly worth a trial.

 It was quite dark when a giant baler hove into view on the prairie to the north. Blazing all over with lights. As it turned to disappear behind intervening trees.


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13 Aug 2026

13.08.2026 67km.

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  Thursday 13th 63F/17C [8.45] A fully sunny day peaking at 25C/77F. Light southerly winds. 21C/70F in the room. 17C/63F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7-15 after a quiet night. 

 A good day for a ride? I should be tidying for the coming invasion. Two ladies are to visit for a couple of days. 

 The water went off for about 20 minutes. Though I couldn't be certain when it went off.

  11.00 Going for a ride. 

 15.20 78F/26C. Back from a 67km ride. Hot and tired. 

 I had a nap.

 Dinner was a heap of salad. I had managed to flatten the battery of my phone. So no photographic evidence. Fortunately the phone has recovered from a presumed 0% charge. Perhaps it was the heat in the back pocket of my cycling jersey? 

 

 

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12 Aug 2026

12.08.2026 Partial Solar eclipse.

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  Wednesday 12th 55F/13C [7.40] Overcast. Forecast to be wall to wall sunshine. Creeping up to 22C/72F in the late afternoon. It usually peaks around 16.00. Winds fairly light. Performing a slow somersault. From NW to NE before going southerly this evening. 

 Up at 7am after a quiet night. 

 Visiting my English friend this morning. Or later. 

 Pennisetum rubrum. 

 There is a partial solar eclipse this evening. Even assuming it remains magically clear I have a wood to my west. Thirty years ago it was a wind break. My wife added multiple skyscrapers as tiny shoots. Even the neighbours best attempts to poison some of them did not hinder their final height. 

 Which all means I have to go at least 100m away from the house. Just to see the sun in the evening from the main drive. Providing mains electricity for the telescopes is a problem. My longest extension lead is only 30m long. A daisy chain is possible but not to 100m. The longest drum type, extension cables are only 40m. The sun will be only 6º above the horizon to the WNW. That's a lot of atmospheric thickness to hide the sun with clouds. 

 8.30 I've had my morning online chat. Watered the outside plants. Pulled up loads of Rosebay willowherb. An invasive, head height weed. 

 11.45 I have run the big mower up and down the drive to prepare it for the robot mower. 7 lengths filled the collection basket. Then I sent Euforya off to do its job. It seems to prefer working near the house. While I want it to mow along to the end of the drive. I may have to devise a cunning plan for another zone. Right out to the junction with the main drive. 

 13.20 My friend has just left. I wasn't expecting him and had continued gardening.  

6.45 Waiting for the solar eclipse. The sun is visible through a gap in the neighbour's hedge. Though heading for the trees. There is another gap further along. 100mm Apo telescope fitted with a Lunt Herschel Wedge for eye safety. Sitting on a flimsy Manfrotto carbon fiber, photographic tripod. On a gimbal mount. My bigger astronomical tripods are all very much heavier. Since I may have to carry the equipment so far. I'd rather not struggle with heavy weights.

The eclipse lasts from 19.00-21.00. With the  maximum obscuration of 84% at around 20.00. I am having a large, fresh bread roll with extra mature Cheddar cheese for dinner. With a cup of tea.

 8.20 Back indoors. There was  some cloud around maximum obscuration but otherwise mostly clear. I moved three times to end up at the T-junction with the main drive. I was using a binocular head for comfortable viewing of the magnified sun. 

 I held my mobile phone camera took the eyepiece for 70 snaps taken at intervals. Just carrying the telescope there and back made me very breathless. Even carrying the little picnic chair was hard work! My last snap at 20.04 CET was sheer luck during a short clearing. There were times it was impossible to see the sun through the telescope.

  

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11 Aug 2026

11.08.2026 Through grass darkly.

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  Tuesday 11th 57F/14C [8.00]  Mostly sunny but rather windy. N-Westerly up to 12m/s. Temperature peaking at a rather cool 19C/66F. 

 Up a 7am after an unusually quiet night.

 13.45 Back from a shopping drive into the village. I had run out of basics. Sunny, pleasantly warm and breezy. There were many young people from the nearby school at the supermarket. I added a dark leaved grass to my collection.

 Dinner was a fry-up: An organic pork chop, mushrooms, baked beans and two organic eggs on toast. 

  

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10 Aug 2026

10.08.2026 Euforya.

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  Monday 10th 60F/16C [7.45] Overcast. A cool, 16C/60F, cloudy and wet morning. Followed by a risk of sunshine and 19C/66F in the afternoon. 22C/72F in the room.16C/60F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7am after a reasonable night.  

 Another day wasted online. With a few derisory attempts at tidying up. 

 I have decided to call the robot mower Euforya. The manufacturer's name is Eufy. So it seemed appropriate. 

 Dinner was mackerel in tomato sauce on toast with halved tomatoes. 

 

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9 Aug 2026

9.08.2026 31km to admire sandcastles.

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  Sunday 9th 56F/13C [6.20]  A bright but cloudy start. To what is promised to be wall to wall sunshine. Peaking at 26C/79F. Rather breezy from the south east. Going southerly. I had better water the outside, potted plants. 21C/70F in the room. 14C/57F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 5.50 with cramp in my left calf. Fortunately it soon passed. I start every day with a glass of water now. I didn't used to like the taste but now it seems fine. Not too cold either. As summer heat reaches down to the kilometers of plastic piping.

 11.25 Off we jolly well go. I'll have a tailwind going and headwind coming back.

 13.05. 80F/27C. Returning from a 31km ride. I was slightly light headed at times. With my vision brightening strangely. I hadn't lost my marbles. Nor my balance. So I persevered. I'll take my blood pressure when my lunch has gone down.

 My ride took me up to the motorway and the close-by, new rail route. The raising of the ground to match the raised bridge level is going very slowly. It seems to consist of adding sand in layers. Quite recently there was a huge hollow in the middle of the picture above. The sheer scale of the sand castles is lost in this image. The motorway is just beyond the trees in the background. A blue sign can be seen. 

 There are combine harvesters everywhere.  I have only been caught in the "snow storm" once so far. When a harvester was turning right beside the road. The giant machines were mostly more distant today.

 I ran the robot mower along the drive a couple of times. Washed up while Sunday dinner was cooking. Emptied the indoor recycling tubs and dragged a recycling bin along the drive. So today was not completely wasted. 

Dinner was an organic pork chop, peas, boiled potatoes and gravy. 

 

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8 Aug 2026

8.8.2026 30km.

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 Saturday 8th 60F/16C [8.00]  Bright though a bit cloudy. Peaking at 22C/71F. Lighter, westerly winds. 21C/70F in the room. 15C/59F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7.15 after struggling to sleep last night. 

 Today would have been my wife's 80th birthday. Had she not died of cancer a little over four years ago. 

 I need a ride. Conditions should be fine today. 

 12.30 Back from a 30km ride. It was really quite windy. Regardless of my direction of travel. Fortunately I was feeling fitter than usual.  

 I visited a charity shop and then headed for the quiet, narrow, rural lanes. Where, quite unbelievably, I met about 30 immaculate vintage and veteran cars going the opposite way. Everything you could possibly imagine. Including an original mini and even a perfect Morris Minor. 

 Every one of them had a shine 10 feet deep. I may have missed some of them because I joined their lane from a minor junction. Several cars went past as I was climbing a steep hill towards their route. 

 It became sunnier in the afternoon. 

 Dinner was beans on toast. 

 

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7 Aug 2026

7.08.2026 More lily leaves.

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   Friday 7th 59F/15C [8.45] Overcast morning. Leading to sunshine and a modest 20C/68F. Windy from the west. Gusting to 13m/s or nearly 30mph. 22C/72F in the room. 16C/61F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7.45 after a fairly quiet night.   

 Another day wasted online watching videos. Followed by an hour watching rubbish on Netflix.

 Achievements for today? I watered the plants. Indoors and out. Fed the fish. The water lily seems to be producing new leaves. So I haven't killed it from over watering.

  Dinner was a salmon pasty with broccoli. The broccoli was dropped into boiling, salted water for four minutes. Then dumped into a colander. This stops it continuing to cook. Maintaining crispness. Thank you Google. I think I'll give it five minutes next time.  

 

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6 Aug 2026

6.08.2026 Bob the robot.

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  Thursday 6th 72F/22C. Bright sunshine. A sunny morning but cool and very breezy. Peaking briefly at only 20C/68F. A pleasant 23C/73F in the room. 20C/68F in the greenhouse. Which seems logical. 

 Up at 7.15 after a mostly quiet night.

 I shall be visiting my English friend later. His B&B has been very busy. While his huge garden needs constant attention.

 13.15 Returning from my visit. With shopping on the way home. His robot mower "Bob" is doing a great job on his huge lawns. I think he said it all amounted to 3000 m^2. It was really rather windy at times. It had blown several outside plants over. So I placed the plastic pots in the remaining ceramic examples. 

 I wasted the afternoon by watching endless videos. It rained quite hard later on. 

 Dinner was tuna on fresh bread rolls. 

 

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5 Aug 2026

5.08.2026 Are DeWALT batteries a lottery?

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  Wednesday 5th 66F/19C [7.50] Overcast and breezy. With a whole day sunshine on offer. After early cloud clears. The thunderstorms can be seen moving north eastwards on the radar. Peaking at 24C this afternoon. 23C/73F in the room. 20C/68F in the greenhouse. With a steady, breeze through the open, end doors. 

 Up at 7am after a fairly quiet night. The sky was flashing continuous with lightning when I got up during the night. Though I didn't hear any heavy rain from reported cloudbursts. It has obviously rained in the night. 

 I started feeling dizzy during my morning online chat. So I checked my blood pressure. Three times, as usual. With 5 minutes between each reading. It ended with 97/67.  

 I went back to bed. Waking with a lingering unease at the dizziness still hovering over me. 

 

 I asked Google how many YouTube videos are about DeWALT tool batteries not recharging? Strangely, it could only say thousands. No official figure in the days of AI and total information control for advertising and profit. 

 This is only the very tip of the iceberg. Because countless millions more DeWalt battery owners won't have posted videos. I'll keep digging. I bet the number of dead DeWALT batteries out there run into the many hundreds of millions! 

 I asked an AI and it said there were probably tens of thousands of YT videos about this subject alone. Actual numbers are difficult to obtain because of the dynamic nature of YouTube. With vast numbers of new videos being added every day and night. Yeah right.

 DeWalt must be grinning all the way to the bank. Selling very expensive, but crap batteries. To unsuspecting millions of customers globally. DeWalt offer a limited warranty of three years. Though it seem to exclude normal wear and tear. Trying to repair the batteries is considered dangerous and voids any guarantee. 

 The reason I am questioning this is that I have a large, DeWALT 9Ah battery which refuses to charge. It does not respond to jump charging from a good battery. As the millions of Identikit YouTube videos suggest. YouTube is now the worst possible reference for literally anything. Thanks to the algorithm you have to watch 18 minutes of padding and crap for every nugget of real information. With AI Turds and downright lies being the greatest growth area. 

 The cheapest price for a replacement battery, discounted online, is around 1000 Danish Kroner. £120 equivalent! 2000 DKr or £240 from the nearest builders merchant chain. Do I want to pay that much for a DeWalt lottery ticket? For a vital tool, when I need it, but that I rarely use? 

 I just checked. The battery date is 2017. So I have had 9 years of service from this battery and should stop complaining? Well no, the number of times the saw was used was probably less than once a year. The battery was too big and heavy for most of my other DeWALT tools. The battery has probably died from not being constantly recharged. So having too high expectations. 

 Dinner was fish fingers, peas and chips. The phone battery was flat and had gone into emergency shut down. So no pictures of the unhealthy feast.

  

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4 Aug 2026

4.08.2026 Missed opportunity.

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  Tuesday 4th 64F/18C [8.30] Overcast. Thundery cloudbursts possible. Unstable weather has replaced the recently promised sunshine. Peaking at 25C/77F. It could be sunny later this afternoon. 22C/71F in the room. 18C/64F in the greenhouse. I am leaving it open to cool as much as possible.

 Up at 8.00 after waking earlier and dozing. 

 9.00 I had my morning, online chat. 

 The rest of the days was largely wasted online. 

 I had a chat with the exercise therapist when she rang. 

 Then the lady from the village called just as I was lying down for a nap. I got up so quickly I was dizzy.

 Dinner was poached eggs on toast. 

  

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3 Aug 2026

3.08.2026 Limping through life.

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  Monday 3rd 60F/15.6C [8.00] We are promised full sun all day but it is cloudy. A warmer day peaking at 25C/77F. Light NE winds going southerly later. 20.5C/69F in the room. 16C/60F in the greenhouse.

 Up at 6.45 after a fairly quiet night. I was going to get up earlier but had cramp in my right calf. Which is very unusual for me. I am still limping as it still hurts. Massaging the calf doesn't help. I found a YouTube short video showing how to use a step or stair to ease the pain. 

 So I had no use for the competing videos. Which all ran over 10 minutes. Just to ensure Google had lots of time for stuffing with its shit advertising. The so called Algorithm of Death for YouTube. As more and more talentless, industrial strength, AI Turds irritate their viewers. 

 The EU is introducing new laws about digitally marking all AI online content. It is wonderfully apt that China is suffering from false AI videos. Emphasizing all the disasters which the evil dictatorship denies ever happened.   

 I have watered all the indoor and outdoor plants. Still limping, despite an hour of massaging my calf.   

 17.00 76F/24C. Hot and sunny after a cloudier morning. Returning from a drive to the village for vital groceries. Still limping but mobile. Several arms raised and waving from a veteran, open, British, sports car. They were going the other way. Closely followed by a large, vintage Mercedes. With a more restrained wave. 

 Dinner was the other half of the chicken on fresh bread rolls. Far more appetizing than toast.  

    

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2 Aug 2026

2.08.2026 32km No change.

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 Sunday 2nd 61F/16C [8.05] A bright start to a mixed day of cloud and sunshine. Breezy from the west and SW. Peaking at 21C/70F. The same temperature as in the room. 16C in the greenhouse.

 Up at 7.40 after an unusually quiet night. 

 I might have a modest ride. See if there has been any progress on the new cycle path. Though there may have been a lull due to the summer holidays. All the pedal trolleys were lined up on the track in Glamsbjerg. Just beyond the high street crossing. Where there are no current plans to extended the cycle path. 

 11.00 A bit later than planned. I have been tidying the kitchen and cupboards. 

 13.00 Back from a 32km ride. I almost changed my mind about going. As the sky to the north turned inky black. It remained dry but with a constant headwind. Later I was finding short lengths of wet road. From very localized showers. Even the gravel on the parking space was dark with recent rain.

 There was no sign of any change on the new cycle path. Though the area approaching Ebberup was heavily churned up by horses hooves. Greatly increasing my rolling resistance. I had to engage Turbo mode. Just to maintain forward movement. This wasn't on the finished surface. It was only the mud foundation. It is still four months before the cycle path is supposed to be completed.

 I managed to find a narrow lane. Which I could not remember ever having traveled. It coincided with full cloud overcast. I kept turning right at various junctions. Assuming I was heading for home. Only to emerge at the village I had just left! I had completed a perfect square on the map!   

 I dragged the recycling bin along the drive. There were hundreds of slugs everywhere. 

 I wasn't in the mood for a full Sunday dinner. So I had a fry-up instead.

 

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1 Aug 2026

1st August 2026 A lily by any other name.

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  Saturday 1st 57F/14C [8.20] A cooler, sunny day barely reaching 20C/68F. Possible showers later. A westerly breeze increasing slowly.

 Up  at 7.45 after a fairly quiet night. No back pain today.

  My intended ride turned into a drive. I wanted goldfish food pellets and a waterlily. The nearest dealer is on a fast, major road. Which isn't much fund to ride on. Then I needed the supermarket to stock up on groceries. 

 Back about 12.30. I re-potted the waterlily and added small stones to the basket. Then sprayed the outdoor plants. While I had the hose attached to the kitchen mixer tap.

14.30 I have raked the countless new molehills on The West lawn. The robot is currently mowing the drive but will be sent to the lawn next. 

 15.15 The robot has finished mowing the lawn and returned to its charging station.

 Dinner was tuna on fresh "wholegrain" bread rolls. 

   

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