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Sunday 26th 41F, dark overcast! Our run of sunshine is being severely rationed today. There is even a hint of some rain next Wednesday!
The picture is of a bunker on the Chumpo Golden Danish Golf Resort. He couldn't buy Greenland for his next golf resort. So he bought Denmark instead. [With signed, personal, Pandemic Relief Cheques.]
I had a longer walk today. Down the road, along the track past the marsh. Then across the fields via the dusty, spray tracks. On to the woods and then the steep climb up the next field. With a final leg via further fields. Sixty two pictures is unusual for an overcast day. Sill no sign of the promised sunshine.
Fat Boris, the official Favourite Clown at Gravely Blighted's Flying Circus, is making a career comeback by <cough> popular demand. Though he is not looking so much like a clown after a "bit of a bout" of The Jinping. No doubt he hopes to rule for life with the sympathy vote.
Wacko Chumpo is said to be alive [and as well as can be expected] after downing a quart dunk of disinfectant on live TV. This was at his last news briefing before storming off "for good." Open microphones are said to have recorded him mumbling "I'm not playing nice any more!" "My next three re-elections are at stake here!"
This follows the only honest journalist in America being banned from the Weißes Haus [US: White House] on Jinping Pandemic grounds. The problem is that nobody knew who she was. No honest journalist could be found anywhere on US soil. Not unless they were an unregistered immigrant looking for work as a toilet cleaner. All the other "journalists" are just minor employees of advertising agencies.
Meanwhile, the "willfully educationally challenged" [Aka: retards] are expressing their concern for their civil liberties [to be retards.] Mass protests in the streets are being attended by Wacko Chumpo his-self following his warm praise of their activities on Infantile Twatter.
His security is said to belax relaxed thanks to his being surrounded by such toothless zombies. Each protester is said to be carrying a token dunk of disinfectant and an AK47 with several magazines of armour piercing rounds.
This follows the only honest journalist in America being banned from the Weißes Haus [US: White House] on Jinping Pandemic grounds. The problem is that nobody knew who she was. No honest journalist could be found anywhere on US soil. Not unless they were an unregistered immigrant looking for work as a toilet cleaner. All the other "journalists" are just minor employees of advertising agencies.
Meanwhile, the "willfully educationally challenged" [His security is said to be
There is no real new news about Fat Baby Un, the Genocidal NK Clown after winning the Annual Eat The Baby Contest.[Again] This follows the disastrous collapse of yet another harvest under the genocidal, personality cult. The NK elite are said to have turned to cannibalism following previous, officially sanctioned, mass starvation events.
Dying of starvation is the only legal means of escape from Hell on Earth. [Aka:NK] Rumours that Fat Baby Un burst his skin at the event are being [automatically] denied by South Korea. [A wholly owned subsidiary of NK.com. and The Sly Jinping Cartel.com]
I had better go for a morning walk before I say something serious. Wish me luck! I hear the Danish police are <cough> policing the social distancing rules from balloons now. 😉 The writing on yesterday's balloon means "The Jail!"
Dying of starvation is the only legal means of escape from Hell on Earth. [Aka:NK] Rumours that Fat Baby Un burst his skin at the event are being [automatically] denied by South Korea. [A wholly owned subsidiary of NK.com. and The Sly Jinping Cartel.com]
I had better go for a morning walk before I say something serious. Wish me luck! I hear the Danish police are <cough> policing the social distancing rules from balloons now. 😉 The writing on yesterday's balloon means "The Jail!"
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