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The largest manufacturers of rubber gloves in the world are shutting down production. Their dirt cheap, immigrant labour, work force has proved even more susceptible to Jinping Plague than mink. They too were trapped in small cages with no escape.
Ironic really, because it is already, very difficult to obtain rubber gloves. The quality of the disposable/surgical gloves we have obtained is absolute crap. Barely surviving long enough to be put on for the first [and last] time. This story, during a global pandemic, reminds me of the foolish billionaires. Who routinely put their own children in the charge of the cheapest labour they can [regularly] lay their hands on.
The Hammer Horror remake of "Camalla" is still completely off the rails. The Wicked Stepmother and her Stepsisters are still insisting the glass slipper fits all three of them perfectly. While Prince Charming has been literally locked out of the palace by Ye Olde ex-King Donny Von Fuckwit. Who continues to refuse to accept that Camalla is the rightful wearer of the glass slippers.
Meanwhile the Wicked Queen [and Stepmother] constantly screams "off with their heads" at the sight of any child with a hint of being a non-US citizen. Particularly while illegally selling matches in the snow outside The Great White House Electrified Fence.
All the while ex-King Donny simultaneously and deliberately ploughs up the White House Lawn for a Russian oil pipeline. This was in exchange for Pootin's Mafia loans to stave off imminent bankruptcy. Which would have completely ruined any chance of ex-king Donny sneaking into the White House by the back door last time around.
Shares in McLardys crashed on the news that Prince Charming may have found a way to buy off ex-King Donny. With the immediate closure of his local, white trash, dietary outlet. By the promise of immunity from prosecution for treason. Though Donny is still on his own on the countless charges of money laundering, property racketeering and tax evasion. There are even rumours that ex-King Donny has been stashing Russian gold bars in his golf course bunkers.
It gets worse: As the White House Trash "First Family" nears compulsory eviction, Prince Charming and Camalla will face a hefty bill for redecorating. The ex-King's offspring are said to have left graffiti, empty beer cans, Coke bottles and McLardy's takeaway packaging all over the place!
They have also run up huge bills at many upmarket, designer outlets for their favourite red-neck clothing. Which posh garb was required for their frequent fancy dress balls entirely at taxpayer's expense. Where they would pretend to be Olde Money. Instead of the white trailer [mobile home] trash everybody else instantly recognised.
"Insiders" talk of knife marks, blood and vertebral bone fragments on the desk and chairs in the Oval Office. Presumably from the daily backstabbing episodes for which "The Familiars" became rightfully infamous. Though only professional, media-cynics, moving overpriced product, would repeat the lurid stories: Of overt vampirism amongst the younger looking members of the First Family. However, their real age remains a complete unknown. Since none of them can actually lay their hands on a valid US birth certificate. Nor even a tax return apparently.
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