15.11.2020 MMGA!!!: Make Meteorology GREAT Again!!!

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Sunday 15th 45-53F another leaden sky day. Cloud with sunshine later? I'll believe it when I see the sunshine! Crows are demanding free yellow glasses for night flying in daytime. They keep bumping into each other in the gloom. My German mate, Donny, says you see it all the time! So it must be true!

Okay! That does it! I'm going to start a new, protest group: MMGA!!! Make Meteorology GREAT Again!!!

I expect there will be millions of cycle helmeted [and properly masked] demonstrators in and on the streets. I will rapidly gain the status of a whining, ex-president.[Aka: Loser] With endless calls for my reinstatement as Senior Local Cycle Lane Inspector General Ist Class.[Retired.]

I shall, of golf gold course, have my vast [tax-deductible] team of ambulance chasers working around the clock to undermine question the local authority's behaviour. In sweeping the roads repeatedly onto the cycle lanes. Turning these lanes into impossible [US: impassable] moraines of filth and danger. While the roads are so clean that if you threw MacLardy's packaging on them. Instead of onto the cycle lane. Then everybody would notice and change their routes. Just to avoid the embarrassment of sharing the roads with such filth.

If we ever get snow again, in these globally heated times. We shall shovel all of the snow, which they dump onto the cycle lanes, straight back onto the roads. With full backdating!! That'll learn them! We shall have a GREAT slogan: "Rage, rage against the piling of the snow!" Dump the waste snow on the gold golf courses, I say! You know it makes no sense! 

BTW: [For Darwin Award, Chump supporters] Meteorology [m-e-t-e-o-r-o-l-o-g-y] means the study of the weather. They use high precision [Chinese] seaweed. Then stare at the sky in disbelief after they make another, bad forecast. Just like Chump did with the Jinping Plague. 

Quarter of a million dead already? That makes the terrorists look like complete amateurs. Why isn't Chump being prosecuted for genocide by endangerment? As he is so fond of saying: "Y'all don't need no goddamned masks!"<spit!> Oh, I forgot. Delusional Paranoid-schizophrenia is a solid defence. Particularly when you have unlimited funds for ambulance chasers.

PS. I must have upset the weather gods because it was already sunny at 10.00! It stayed that way for quite a while, on and off. Though the wind was blowing quite hard from the SE. Which just isn't nice!

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