17 Nov 2020

17.11.2020 Nero Von Chump Leads Great American Die Off!

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Tuesday 17th 48F, heavy overcast, gales and rain. Just a walk to the lanes to get some fresh air. The traffic was so light on the way that it was like "last man standing." There were lorries, buses and cars as I was coming back again. I saw lots of mink gulls, two Redwings and a Goldfinch. Only a hint of rain in the air and rather breezy.

The "Danish Farmers Rule" party [and other Chump admirers] are trying to win votes and gain attention. By questioning the authority of the government to safeguard the people from The Jinping Plague Mink Mutation. Meanwhile several hundred workers at furriers are now confirmed positive. Which means a huge headache tracing contacts.

Between rounds of golf and talking utter bollocks on Infantile Twatter, Nero Von Chump is <cough> leading The Great American Die Off. The one thing we can guarantee is that he will win this year's Darwin Award for Being The World's Worst Sociopathic Liar.

Lifetime dictator [and world's richest man] Slyme "Plague" Jinping is jailing citizens who reported local conditions under his "man-made" plague. You know, the one the evil dictatorship tried to hush up until it reached the US. Leading to countless, unnecessary deaths under The Great Boaster. While China surged ahead with Slyme's plan for world domination.

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