8 May 2021

8.05.2021 Global experts unable to avoid catastrophic impact of Android!

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Saturday 8th 47-57F, sunny. I'd better have a walk before I break something.

A walk to the lanes in bright sunshine but a cool breeze. Saw my first warbler of the year. The swallows are still all but absent. I have seen only a single example and two together so far. Similarly, the skylarks are hardly making an impact yet. A racing cyclist went past on a training ride. I heard his tyres roaring before he was in sight! The traffic was light and intermittent.

It is reported that the latest, desperate attempt to stop android.Advertising.con's direct impact has failed. The loss of a real life, to the entire global population, is incalculable. I can't post any links to the advertising [news] paper stories because every single one demands an "internal examination."

Tesla engineers are suggesting that Musk's talking up "self driving cars" is "grossly exaggerated." 

Should've used Android O.S instead?

"Here is a message from your Tesla-Android driver: Thank you for using Tesla-Android.
¨Prepare for immediate impact with a junior school bus at illegally high speed.
But don't panic! Your air bags will keep you and your immature, trophy wife, driver safe!
KEEP ON McSLOBBIN'! There is a McSlobs outlet within easy walking distance of the <cough> accident site"


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