31.07.2020 A White-tailed Eagle pretending to be a gull.

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Friday 31st 53F, bright and clear with variable cloud forecast. The wind has dropped to calm so far. There were thousands of wind-powered gulls back again yesterday.

Yet again, immigrants testing positive for the Jinping Virus, greatly outnumber their representation in society. 60% of new cases are immigrants to Denmark. Yet they number only 14% of the Danish population.

Various theories abound as to the reasons. Language difficulties missing government warnings? Larger, multi-generational families? Socially and economically disadvantaged groups in overcrowded accommodation?  What about "compulsory" religious attendance?

Another morning of hacking the tops off tall, prickly hedges. Then taking the remains to the recycling yard. After lunch I enjoyed an afternoon walk in bright sunshine and 73F heat. The sky was decorated with a few, high, wispy clouds.


A large, white, bird of prey joined the gulls circling aimlessly at about 200'. So I took a few snaps. 200mm at 1/2500s at f7.1. 200mm Micro 4/3 = 415mm at 35mm equivalent. I was quite pleased to have captured it as a first try with my new camera and telephoto lens. My old TZ7 would have made a complete mess of a bird at this height and distance. It has a cycle time of seconds between shots. The G9 can take as many images as fast you can re-squeeze the shutter. Or can be set to rapid bursts of exposures if desired. Assuming enough forethought.

I cropped the best [or rather, largest] images from 5000 pixels down to 1000. So I'm afraid these shots are a bit "noisy." These birds are huge when close up! So it must have been much higher than I had guestimated. I  struggled to distinguish it from the gulls at that height. It has a wingspan of up to 2.5 metres! That's over 8'!

Google would have me believe it is a White-tailed Eagle, in Europe. Or White-tailed Hawk in the Americas. It is certainly not one I was able to identify unaided. I call all white birds of prey "Goshawks." Which only goes to show my complete ignorance. Though I know the Goshawk has "pointy" wing tips this bird had very obvious "fingers."

It was hunted to extinction in the UK by the early 20th century. Where it was the largest bird of prey. Later, successfully reintroduced. A fish and carrion eater. It was often blamed for the deaths of lambs on which it was seen feeding. When the lambs were already dead and the eagle simply taking advantage of a free meal. Much like the Red Kite. Another carrion eater which was blamed for economic losses.

The new, Scarpa boots are coming along nicely. I hardly noticed I was wearing them for much of the time. I call that a success.

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30.07.2020 These boots are made for walking!

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Thursday 30th 55-66F. Bright start but cloudy. Fast moving from the west. It is expected to be breezy again today. I woke up early dripping with sweat. Very unusual for me. Fortunately I haven't [completely] lost my sense of smell. Yesterday's headache has gone too. I probably shouldn't spend time on the field tracks after spraying. But that's also true for my walking, or cycling, down the roads between the fields.

There really is no escape if the toxins are airborne. We both spend hours outside in the garden each day. Surrounded by grain fields in every direction for miles. We were warned not to drink the well water early on.

It was cloudy so I spent some time loading the trailer with vicious hedge clippings. Then twice unloading them again at the recycling yard. Which has a large concreted area open all the time for dumping garden waste.

My replacement boots have arrived in the post. The next size up from the first pair. Which were far too tight in the toes area despite being my normal boot size. Now in a previously, unheard of, size 47. I was still given a nice discount because the 46s, on special offer, were too small.The picture is badly posed. They really are not that much bigger than the Eccos.Though they are deeper in the body of the shoe.

The new pair were so immediately comfortable that I took them for an after dinner walk for nearly an hour. Even climbing the hill of the newly harvested field to get some elevation for different viewpoints. I wanted to exercise them a bit more than simply clomping along the smooth road. With its fairly gentle slopes.

I am very pleased with the comfort levels so far. The previous Eccos crippled me from the first trial! I was clamping the folds of the ridiculously thick, leather tongues in G-cramps in a desperate bid to flatten them! The Scarpa boots have a thin, bellows tongue. Which gave no problems at all.

The Eccos squeaked all the time and have now cracked across the base of the toe caps. They never did settle down to provide the desired level of unnoticed comfort. Though they remained completely waterproof to the bitter end. Which was better than both pairs of Salomon Discovery GTX. Very comfortable in the foot. Though the first pair were replaced under guarantee when they became leaky. The second pair soon lost their waterproofness too. Even when just crossing the dew covered lawn. This is at odds with many of the reviews. Which praise them for their Goretex GTX waterproofing.

If you think my choice of walking boots is overkill then you haven't seen the steep and branch littered fire breaks I regularly climb and descend in the forest. Nor all the untamed, marshy tracks, where the weeds often reach up to my knees and beyond. My boots are worn [almost] every single day of the year. So I am lucky to get a couple of years out of a pair of boots.

Most boots are only exercised at weekends. Or much less often if the owner likes the distant mountains. Better to ask those who literally work in their boots. Rather than the once a year, signposted, gravel trail walker. The same goes for clothing. Nobody willingly works all day in a tailored, bin bag. Which is what many man-made waterproof jackets and trousers represent. Proofed cotton breathes out your sweat even when wet on the outside. It also survives being dragged through scratchy forests and brambles.

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29.07.2020 Dugh!

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Wednesday 29th 57F, bright start, quickly overcast and becoming windy. The wind is supposed to peak around lunchtime. 9m/s with gusts to 17m/s. Equivalent to 20mph base with 40mph gusts.

A walk up to the woods to practice poor, new camera technique. 300 images, few of which were worthy of a second glance. I was trying all sort of settings and this resulted in major errors of both exposure and focus. Must try harder. 😏

Later I was back up the ladder hacking prickly, boundary hedges down to ten feet high. It was windy for most of the day. I am going through yet another saga on walking boots. The Eccos are now on their last... er um legs. Finding a pair of boots in a wide fitting is proving quite a battle. Dozens of online reviews. Most of which stink of hard selling but no mention of broader toes. So I ordered some pretty boots in a 46. When they turned up they were far too tight on the toe. Haven't the manufacturers heard of online sales? It's the latest thing since people couldn't visit the compulsarily closed shops for a fitting in person! Why didn't the manufacturers say these boots were only for people who were born toe-less?

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I'd like to nominate the anti-mask brigade in the USA for a [shortened] Lifetime Darwin Award. We must all thank them for their diligent efforts to eradicate the "educationally challenged" from the local gene pool. 

I'm calling the movement "Trickle Down." The first, known example of Chump [ever] sharing anything. [Except blatant lies of course.] In this case drizzling an extreme lack of the smarts down to "his people." 

What malevolent generosity! I'm all for mutual dumbing down. As long as they only hurt themselves. God's Own Country? Is that the one built on genocide of the native peoples, land theft, mass superstition, institutionalised racism, inbuilt system corruption and centuries of vile slavery for personal profit? I think I'd have chosen a [much] better god. Wouldn't you? But, hey, what The Hell?

Do you want to hear a topical joke in very poor taste? Republicans sociopaths are worried that giving away taxpayer's money, to support the forcibly unemployed, will undermine the US, slave wage economy. Meanwhile every billionaire crook is lining up to fleece the Jinping support funds. But hey, [again] that's okay in the land of opportunity. [For the 1%, tax-free, offshore mafia.] The rest can go hungry.

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28.07.2020 Boris' cycling intitiative will struggle in the UK.

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Tuesday 28th 66F, windy and cloudy with some sunny periods. A walk to the lanes with the wind keeping me cool. Though it was a bit noisy in my one good pathetic ear before the turn to put my deaf ear upwind. The verges are looking bountiful.

Several birds of prey went over looking for breakfast. Yesterday's [literally] thousands of gulls were absent today. Slightly odd. The traffic was very light. With a solitary Tesla amongst them.

Further to Boris' announcements on bicycle use: There will be a £50 allowance for basic repairs to bring a bike back into a use. The bike shops claim they will be able to cope once they get up to speed.

There will be more emphasis on cycling promotion rather than always languishing in the gutter. [Sic.] With public transport now considered high risk there is the great danger of more cars rather than more bicycles. 

Will new cyclists put up with the same levels of pollution, bullying and pig ignorance by retarded motorists as was the norm before the pandemic? There is a massive education programme required to back up any hope of cycling becoming accepted. 

Planners still think in terms of billions for a few yards of pointless motorway. Rather than a few millions to expand the entire local cycling network. Holland is probably unique in providing a whole picture of what is possible. Cycling doesn't have to be reinvented from scratch. Though I guarantee Gravely Blighted's "road experts" will pretend it is. Until the pitiful, new funds run out.

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27.07.20 Boris' campaign against obesity is a big fat zero.

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Monday 27th 62-70?F, bright start but then the sky turned white. More blue now but very little. No walk yet. Too busy so far.

The poor old car has to be inspected. Which means contacting a workshop, in person, with the car. Just to see, yet again, if it is worth the expense of hanging onto it for another couple of years. The car may be old but it has always been reliable. Repairs to keep it going have been just affordable but far cheaper than a replacement car.

It is impossible to calculate the value of always having a car ready for use. Even if it hardly ever moves. Buying another, secondhand car is always a complete lottery. Even with a brand new Test certificate! 

Now there are all sorts of potential problems with increasing numbers of pandemic carriers in society as a whole. Anyone offering a hands-on, public service has lots of contacts. One in seven infected people show no symptoms at all. You do the maths.

Fat Boris' promise to do something major about obesity amounts to a big fat zero. Fortunately, for him, it doesn't really matter because most fat people are poor. There is to be a ban on advertising junk "food" before 9pm. Yawn. Stricter rules on calorie marking for takeaway chains with a multi-billionaire in charge and lots of slave wage workers. "Buy one meal get one free" deals are to be looked at again by [say] 2120. So, not much to talk about really.

A walk to the lanes after lunch. Rain is forecast.

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26.07.20 Fat Boris to fight Gravely Blighted's flab.

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Sunday 26th 61F, heavy overcast, very windy and all day rain forecast. That means I have to go for a walk in the wind and the rain.Fortunately I timed it to perfection and went as soon as the rain stopped.

Though, foolishly, I wore a tailored PU sealed jacket. Like wearing a bin bag but only slightly more flattering. It belongs strictly in the mobile sauna bin. Only 63F today but I was already sweating by the time I had reached the gate. It all comes <cough> flooding back from my youth.

Tomorrow, Fat Boris [The Commons Circus Clown and Token Ringmaster] is to announce new measures to combat obesity in the UK. Or perhaps just England? Bits of England as a cheap trial? Home counties? Bits of central London as a cost cutting exercise? Whatever. Expect nothing of the politicooze classes and you will never be disappointed. Taxation on sugar? You must be joking! A ban on advertising sugar-laden crap? Nonsense! It will never happen!

Two thirds of UK adults are now obese. There were warning headlines to the US about their obesity pandemic right back in the 1950s! That is 70 years ago! It went on getting [much] worse and they weren't ready for the JPV either! Statistics make the obese [including Boris] at far greater risk from the JPV [Jinping Pandemic Virus.]

Let's say the second virus wave arrives with vastly more infected out in society and newly relaxed social distancing. Party 'til you drop!

That's 2/3 of new cases who would all need ICU and respirators. Just because they are fat!  Even if the health service can cope [unlikely] that means well over 250,000 deaths.

Boris readily admits that he had a bad case of Jinping simply because he was overweight. A euphemism for being fat. Obesity is already a well known cause of many chronic and often terminal, health problems. Heart, lungs, cancer, etc. etc.. [You know the drill.] The JPV has just brought it into closer focus. i.e. It looms much larger. The problem is that you can't shed all those tons of lard overnight. Not even within a year in most cases.

Let's say they get a vaccine this year. [Again unlikely.] Will the obese be first in line for the jab? To improve their chance of survival. Isn't that major genetic engineering to conceal an already deadly, genetic trait? [Obesity!] Or will they have to narrowly target limited, vaccine supplies? Keeping it strictly for the slim and the young [and the rich and the good looking?] Protecting those who are far more likely to survive without major intervention in the nation's genetic [cess]pool.

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25.07.2020 FAIR TRADE chocolate sociopaths using child, slave labour to maximise their profits.

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Saturday 25th 61F, very cloudy! Shortened walk due to a broken toenail. A mostly cloudy day with rain in the evening.

It is reported that commercial sociopaths are using child, slave labour to maximise profits from "FAIR TRADE" chocolate. The Ivory Coast farmers are using child slave labour despite all the supposed safeguards. Which are meant to make you willing to pay extra. To salve your conscience and to give you a nice warm glow inside. 

Remember to give a FAIR TRADE bar of chocolate to your obese kid to take to school. As a reward for your deliberately making them die young from dozens of preventable diseases. All directly resulting from obesity and your being a callous "feeder." 

Don't give a second thought to the skinny 8 year old in the Ivory Coast. Labouring under a hot sun to make your FAIR TRADE luxury purchase possible, for mere pocket change. Not only do you deny them their youth but the education which might have lifted them out of poverty. Or even found a safe and easy cure for our obesity. Or a way to stop "FAIR TRADE" sociopathic billionaires from ruining our world for their, corrupt, evil profit.

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24.07.2020 And there it was, gone!

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Friday 24th 60-66F, heavy overcast, a stiff wind and rain. I was lucky on my walk to the lanes. Not least for seeing a female Kestrel being mobbed by tiny birds. It eventually gave up and moved away in the direction I was headed.

I watched through my binoculars as it hunted over the newly harvested and freshly baled prairie. After hovering for a while the bird shot away, across wind, to search elsewhere. Hundreds of gulls were soaring in a cloud at the top of the hill. I wonder if anybody has seriously considered the risk of them carrying the virus away from a Jinping infected mink farm? The mink shit is spread on the fields. So that is another avenue of potential contagion. Our vulnerabilities are countless when you think about it.

Soon after that, I reached my halfway point. As I turned I could see the rain coming across the landscape as a white mist. It took another 200 yards of walking to finally reach me but then I seemed to be moving in a fairly dry bubble. So that I reached home only slightly damp despite the rain being highly visible in horizontal sheets out across the fields in all directions.

A rather pale, buff and untidy bird of prey, resembling a Red kite, was hunting near home. It had the long V-tail but none of the usual strong colours. Nor were the familiar, distinct patterns visible. I thought it might be a juvenile but the images online show even sharper colouration for young birds. Another mystery. Or just my ignorance of the huge variety of birds of prey in Denmark.

Have you ever wondered what future [or alien] archaeologists will make of the human race from what we left behind after an erasure pandemic? Imagine these scientists looking at a random concrete slab beside the road.

They wouldn't have a clue that this was where milk churns were left for collection in years past. I doubt most younger people of today would know what they were used for.

The speed with which abandoned roads are hidden by weeds and trees can be quite a shock. If the council didn't come along regularly with their tractor mounted trimmers the hedgerow trees and shrubs would soon take over. Orphaned stretches of road, left behind by new bypasses, are soon unrecognisable for what they were. Old rail tracks often require some very serious "weeding" to become useable cycle paths.

I was reminded of this by the total clearance of a wide and wooded verge. From where a small, roadside field was sold off to a prairie scale farmer. I worried about the loss of habitat and hideously bare bank instead of the soaring trees and deep shade of former decades.

My worries were unfounded. A couple of years later the bank is bursting to the seams with new growth. Probably up to 20' tall in a few places. Warblers and other songbirds have been very busy inhabiting this stretch for most of this year. The view across the prairie, beyond, is now all but lost to the densely packed foliage. There are probably more nesting sites per square yard than entire, huge, old trees once provided.

11.40 and the rain has stopped. With even a few bright intervals as the sky races across from the west.

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23.07.2020 Exercise is not something to be avoided! Except in Ecco boots.

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Thursday 23rd 56F, bright start but already very cloudy. I saw a Red kite at the turning point of today's much later walk to the lanes.

There was rumbling and heavy engines on the air but I saw nothing in the fields. The traffic was about average.

I wore my old trekking sandals. Just for a change from the heavy Ecco walking boots. Which are cracked at the fold at the base of the toecap. Luckily they remain waterproof so far. Despite almost daily use in all weathers for what must be several years now. They have sometimes been very uncomfortable indeed. Particularly from new. I would never risk buying another pair and suffering the same problems all over again.

https://pedal-trikes.blogspot.com/2018/03/26th-march-2018.html

https://pedal-trikes.blogspot.com/2018/03/14th-march-2018.html

 https://pedal-trikes.blogspot.com/2018/03/28th-march-2018-giving-ecco-boots-their.html

My first pair of Ecco boots were bought from a charity shop for £5 equivalent. I don't remember any complaints so bought new and EXPENSIVE Eccos after two pairs of Salomon GTXs failed to last.

Before the present Ecco boots I had two pairs of Salomon GTX. These were very comfortable from new but both pairs soon leaked even on short, wet grass. You could feel the cold water coming in just crossing the lawn!

My daily walks are often on marshy ground, knee high weeds and in snow. The second pair were replacements under guarantee! These boots are very popular. Probably for their comfort. I remember saying that they were like wearing slippers.

They claimed Goretex waterproofing but that was no recommendation in both of my examples. They have a reputation for being too warm. A quick check of my blog showed the Salomons were as waterproof as blotting paper. The second pair lasted no time at all before they leaked. And squeaked! Hence the purchase of the Ecco "concrete wellies." Waterproof, but all too often, torture devices.

I have just read some "Best walking boots of 2020" reviews and not one of them agrees. Not even the same boots, nor even the same makers, in their top tens! This is ridiculous! How am I supposed to know what to buy next? Independent reviews? What about completely random reviews?

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22.07.2020 David Lewis, CEO [Cleaner Extra Ordinary] to clean Tesco Head Office toilets.

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Wednesday 22nd 51-67F, bright but cloudy. No walk yet as highly variable cloud quickly crosses the sky from the west.

Later walk to the lanes. Did a tour of the harvested prairie to capture some different viewpoints.

Then I went for an 11 mile, hilly ride. Going well enough despite the cool, westerly wind. Saw four birds of prey flying in the same area. There was a short, sharp shower after I returned.

David Lewis, the CEO [Cleaner Extra Ordinary]  at Tesco, is keen to start cleaning the Head Office toilets under "other work" arrangements. 🥱

No doubt his expertise at Unilever will give him fast track promotion to Head Toilet Cleaner Extra Ordinary at Tesco's Headquarters. This coincides with Tesco laying off thousands of outside cleaning staff. Tesco is obviously desperate to gain economic advantage over competitors during an unprecedented boom in sales during the Jinping Pandemic. 🥱

CEO David Lewis is also keen to point out that the pandemic's extraordinary demands on specialist cleaning staff are easily met. By employing ad-hoc, casual, staff rota, untrained, toilet cleaning arrangements instead. 🥱

Further, this will will not undermine Tesco's penny pinching attitude to customer safety during the potential Second Wave of Jinping Virus. Which is expected to break over Boris' self-trimmed, glistering locks anytime soon.

Meanwhile, Boris the Clown is said to be planning to clean the toilets at No10. Just to show [off] how just about anybody can do a thorough cleaning job, without training, during these difficult times of rising infections. As he says: If he can, then just about anybody can be prime minister. No qualifications required except a taste for propaganda and fantasy. 🥱

We must all pray that both men wash their hands thoroughly before tucking into their Tesco's corn beef and boiled egg sandwich lunch. Sliced and served fresh off their local, Tesco's meat delicacy counter. Enjoy!! 🥱

Tesco asks staff to clean shelves, floors and loos - BBC News 

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21.07.2020 Gimme da money!

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Tuesday 21st 56F, bright but cloudy. Just more of the same. A walk to the lanes in light traffic. Several birds of prey were shopping for breakfast. A day of sunny periods, sometimes overcast and occasional, black clouds.

The EU has agreed to hand hundreds of billions of taxes to the mafia to be laundered. Expect luxury property prices to rise even further.

The courts have decided that the monopoly US tech giants have no need to bother their silly, little, ogre's heads with taxes. That would be unfair on the [untaxed] 1% who own them. Whatever.

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20.07.2020 Tramp-tramp-tramp-tramp.

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Monday 20th 58-68F, bright overcast with more promised. Or not. Depending on which snake oil salesman and seaweed fondler you prefer. Keep accepting the adverts! I could not believe that genocidal CroakaCoalugh has their copyrighted swastika emblazoned all over the London Eye big wheel. 

There is no escape from the vile immorality of commercial sociopathy. It is so close to fascism as to be indistinguishable in its effects. Except that there are far more victims as these degenerate scum fight for sales hooks into the brain-dead young. Perhaps the young [and old] need something to wash down the drugs? Which they deem so essential to enjoying surviving modern life under the advertiser's bloody jackboots?

A huge fraction of the population is on prescription happy pills. The rest on the illegal kind. All victim's of passive advertising. The constant exposure to propaganda for products they will never be able to afford.

The constant conditioning that you are unworthy. Simply because you cannot afford every single piece of ephemeral tat that crosses your innocent path. You must go deep into debt to afford the tasteless and utterly worthless, Chinese relabelled, slave wage, thrown together, no returns, worthless guarantee, built in obsolescence, unexpurgated crap.

All pretending to be something it isn't. Because the "respected name" from a century of worthless toil has been hijacked. For the price of a new Audi to the last "satanic mill minder" looking for a quick and dirty profit.  

It may be an afternoon walk after I stayed at home this morning. There was constantly changing cloud cover and even a sprinkle of rain.

A row of swallows had a rest on our roof. While the garden was full of butterflies, bees and hover flies when the sun came out.

I went out for a half hour walk to the lanes but ended up taking an hour and gathering a lot of photographs.

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19.07.2020 11.00am = sunshine!

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Sunday 19th 63-76F, heavy overcast with a southerly breeze. Expected to be even warmer today but with only a little sunshine. It feels very warm and humid.

A walk to the village in quiet traffic. It has reached 68F already by 9am. I was about to photograph three Moorhen chicks by a garden pond. When a dog started barking at me. The chicks immediately vanished into the undergrowth. Grr?

A short ride to the lake to photograph the Great Crested Grebes.

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18.07.2020 To the Far Woods.

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Saturday 18th 60-75F, heavy overcast with a light breeze. I'll have to avoid the usual routes because the fields have been sprayed. So I had better head for the distant forest if I want a proper walk.

I set off down the road and then took an exit where a track continued between the fields. There were some strange smells but  nothing reminiscent of agricultural spraying.

It felt far warmer than the thermometer might have suggested. Two dozen flies hitched a ride in my thermal. They are not obviously territorial unless they were taking turns. The woods were shady but I still took the next exit back to the road.  To have continued would have added three quarters of an hour to my perambulations.

Traffic was about normal and mostly too quick. Lots of birdsong. Swallows and dozens of Wood pigeons tootled back and forth. A whole cloud of Sparrows moved between hedge and the nearby, grain crop. A harvester was parked up in a quiet corner. The results of its trial run around the edge of the field clearly visible. A strange race track with no competitors. No sunshine, to speak of, but the sky held a lot of blue between decorative, motley clouds.

Warm 75-76F in the afternoon with some sunshine. July has been unusually cool and this trend is expected to continue after a pleasantly warm weekend.

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17.07.2020 Rule of Thirds.

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Friday 17th 57-70F and still, with bright sunshine. Somehow we both added a day to the week to arrive a day early. Well, that's Twirlies for you. Most days are very much alike in rural, Disney wonderland. 

The picture is of a heron deliberately avoiding The Rule of Thirds.

I wonder how many will sue when they discover they have been infected by Sly Pandemic on their visit to the tasteless and crowded, papier-maché [money printing] facade?

Talking of the truly ephemeral: A few of the 1% had their accounts hacked on Infantile Twatter. Since they didn't hack Retardus von Chump's account may we presume they thought him unworthy of their attention? Or are they just Retardus Von Chump supporters? 

The Third in Line to being crowned the King of the Mafia [after Sly and Pootin] has hidden the numbers of US infected by carpet bombing those responsible for reporting his victims. Meanwhile the erstwhile Pretend King of the Mafia has decimated long standing environmental laws. This is to ensure his investments in oil pipelines don't go any further south.

If he isn't careful he won't be able to afford a vast team of tame "ambulance chasers" when his time finally comes to face his crimes against humanity. Fat chance! He and his cronies are Untouchables. They couldn't even get his tax returns to show how the deluded showman is endlessly fiddling the books. Or "Doing a Fred" as it is more popularly known.

Afternoon walk because I missed having one this morning. Completely different from my usual time. The light, the heat and the racing traffic all combine to give a very different atmosphere.

Talking of which: China, Japan, assorted Asian countries and Sicily are all suffering from catastrophic flooding. Falling [sic] on top of the Jinping Pandemic this couldn't have happened at a worse time.

Wuhan has been particularly badly hit. The production and supply of masks and other emergency medical ware has halted. It makes you wonder whether they haven't blocked the natural drainage of the land with so much building work, countless dams and superhighways.

Supplying the pandemic ravaged USA with desperately needed kit is now very unlikely. Babbler Von Chump must have been psychic when he took on responsibility for massively under-reporting deaths from his "only a slight cold or flu." Meanwhile India and South America are racing to catch up with the USA's losses. Africa is still a huge unknown.

So, what's next? The Californian Supervolcano blows and fills the atmosphere with sun blocking dust and gas? Massive earthquakes destroy major US cities? A New Ice Age? Global collapse in crop yields? McLardys goes bust? A deadly flu pandemic on top of a second, winter wave of Jinping?

The Jinping mutates into something even worse? Pootin invades Poland while nobody was looking? A tidal wave of hundreds of millions of refugees head north. To try to escape the pandemic, year long heatwaves and their corrupt and tyrannical leadership?

Unforeseen plate movement causes the world's largest rivers to completely change their courses? Flooding vast areas of countryside and denying water to half of the world's population. Weak and unstable leadership destroying belief in existing forms of government. Corruption riddling every walk of life. The church constantly losing its power to prop up the falling sky as yet more perversion is exposed or followers succumb to education.

What about: A real "Mother Ship" crushes the White House and most of Washington? While trying to land its county-sized, planetary, rescue craft. After an onboard outbreak of insanity causes the crew to take over the ship.

We do seem to be reaching a tipping point on numerous fronts. AI/robotics soon to decimate employment for billions. Sea level rise to decimate established property values around the globe. Most of the entire world's wealth in the hands of a very few sociopaths. Global US tech monopolies completely free of taxation. As they undermine global commerce to feed their own insatiable-sociopathic greed.

Global population decades away from stabilization. Global starvation rearing its ugly head. A few sociopaths clearing the last of the Brazilian jungle to grow soya and beef. Northern polar regions enjoying unprecedented, tropical temperatures. Massive ice loss could cause runaway affects previously dismissed. CO2 continues to compete with ever more methane to cause who knows what?.
 

Whatever. Keep taking the money. Party on! 😎

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15.07.2020 Bin-bin-bin-bin. Bin laden!

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Wednesday 15th 53-63F, bright overcast. After some sunny periods it eventually turned grey. No walk today.


Thursday 16th 60-65F. Overcast. A walk to the lanes amidst speeding traffic and a vast crop sprayer on the nearby field.

The Danish government's plans to have its citizens sort their rubbish 10 ways is becoming an argument over expense. The government says £5 [equivalent] while the commercial bin men claim it will cost £130 per year, per household!

Who is right? Those who do the job? Or those who only talk about having a meaningful job. So that, being vitally important, during a historic pandemic, they can fly back and forth over tiny Denmark to have photo ops. When they still have a ministerial car and full time chauffeur. I want that job! Then I can work on reducing Denmark's CO2 mass production [ever so slightly] by 3130 as promised in the election! Nice <cough> work if you can get it.

What is absolutely certain is that the streets of Denmark will become bin alley. Or bin laden if you prefer. Take four black bins out to the edge of the road by law? That's right! Every single house and flat will have to place four black bins on the pavement, parking space, cycle lane or cycle path, private or shared drive, or verge, once a week. AND, every house and flat will need somewhere to store at least four, black, wheelie bins. That is when they are not actually out on the verge, pavement, parking area, cycle lane, cycle path or drive waiting for collection at an indeterminate time. How does that work for tower blocks? Don't ask.

Better get your sorting right too! Or the bin men will leave your full bin and hang a card on the handle to say you are not doing it right! Leave a postage stamp sized piece of sticky tape on a single piece of cardboard packaging in the bin and it will not be emptied. Take my word for it. It is no longer paper waste but plastic waste! So now you have a full bin and nowhere to put your waste until the next collection. Give a bin man a little card and he'll take a mile!

The irony is that my wife [The Head Gardener]  has been diligently sorting our rubbish for literally decades. She even re-uses bread wrappers as bin liners for her paper sorting. Empty milk cartons become pots for Her seedlings. Detergent bottle tops become cane protectors in Her garden. Colour coded too!

Then there are all the plastic food trays. Which can be recycled endlessly in the garden and workshop. There's the largest compost heap on the planet. Visible from the ISS. Or so I have heard. There's the fruit and veg eating wormery... The list just goes on and on. A bit like me really.

No doubt these 30 odd millions of new <cough> recycling bins will be made in China and shipped to Denmark like everything else. That way Denmark avoids claiming the CO2 burden with a clear conscience. Meanwhile the unprotected, Chinese, forced labour workers can all die from all the toxins involved. Think of the savings in Danish health care compared with making the bins themselves! It's a sure fire vote winner for the next round of blatant lies. A  nice little earner for the Chinese mafia masquerading as the politicooze.

We have to drag our heavy wheelie bins 100 yards along the drive [and back afterwards] or they won't and don't get emptied. Perhaps I can get social services to send somebody around to do the job for me? I'm 73 you know and this is supposedly an authoritarian, socialist country! 🤣

Is it bin day? Or am I twirly? Can I have large "off road" pneumatic tyres on my new bins please? These solid tired wheels are such hard work on rough ground! If I live much longer I may have to ask for tow hooks to be fitted to all of these bins. If we still have a car by then.

Despite the pandemic and continuing lockdown we are expected to take our 1990s car to the garage. To have it fettled before taking the official [fit for use] biennial test. Does having a mechanic in and out of the car, for a couple of hours, inside a closed workshop sound like social distancing to you? Thought not.

Keep on sortin'! ®

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14.07.2020 Fascist Jackboot advertising!

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Tuesday 14th 58-63F. Heavy overcast with rain.  A walk to the lanes, in light rain, to be compulsorily sprayed by most passing vehicles. Only a few gave me a wide berth. There was no escape to the verges because they are knee or waist high in weeds and sopping wet.

Advertising companies, masquerading as online newspapers and magazines, had better find another source of income.

Advertising is now so all-pervading, throughout streaming and online media that it can't possibly survive. 

Trying to open any online "news" story about the coronavirus, which could [potentially] save lives, is now completely blocked if the browser has an ad blocker. 99.9999999% of the time the supposed "news" story is simply copied from elsewhere. Then fitted with a catchy "scare story" headline to capture the reader's attention. Imagine the UK Daily Express spread thickly across the entire Internet to get an idea of the pure swill in circulation.

Unwillingness to allow full access to cookies and to suffer mind numbing dog shit, smeared in your eyes and ears, makes for a very thin news reading experience. 

YouTube is now repeatedly interrupting videos to show its audiovisual dog shite exploding all over our living rooms. Though what can you expect from Google Sociopaths.com?

Nothing I do, except switching off my device, will halt their universal dog shit spreading. This is advertising by jackboot!

It uses the same increased volume techniques that the independent TV companies have used for half a century to sell stinking, commercial, dog shit in a box. 

It is my solemn promise that I shall never, ever, so long as I live, buy any product which has been advertised without my express, prior permission. 

If I visit a sales website then that permission is granted within strict limitations. Everywhere else is egregious, premeditated assault!

Tracking my online behaviour is deeply offensive stalking. No human being should be subject to such an obscene invasion of privacy. By what right do you stalk anyone? 

Do you hang around in junior school toilets recording and filming everything in the hope of pushing specific product to these "consumers?" Yes, of course you do. You are paedophile sociopaths.

Commercial advertisers SHOULD NOT enjoy the same intrusive and invasive powers as a sociopathic, communist dictatorship or fascist regime.  

Wording your own commercial behaviour, as if it was in my interest to be subject to your evil rules, is an excruciating example of commercial fascism and totalitarianism. Your stinking behaviour makes "1984" seem almost benign!

Our private lives and the right to be free of intrusive advertising and stalking, matter!

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13.07.2020 Rock dust and CO2.

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Monday 13th 55-66F, overcast. Another grey day is forecast. A longer walk today. An hour and a half up and down dale. Through knee high grass and waist high brambles. Those years of training at The Ministry of Silly Walks pays off when you need to travel the overgrown woods and unkempt tracks. I expect the North Koreans would excel in the bramble, goose-stepping Olympics.

I saw four deer, two hares, two pheasants, lots of birds of prey, a heron and several hundred juvenile ducks. I climbed up to the forest and on through the beech woods. Around the fields full of untidy crops. Past the marsh. Where there was not a single adult duck to be seen. While a whole raft of young mallards pottered around in a brown, relaxed convoy. To congregate on the other side of the pond in a massed flotilla while they decided if I was a megalomaniac. Just when I thought I'd seen them all, a new group left the undergrowth on the bank nearest me and wandered off to the far shore. Why don't hunters use telephoto lenses and camera instead of guns?

A short ride before lunch to photograph the water birds on the small lake.

The only good news on CO2, in decades, is that spreading rock dust on the soil will absorb billions of tons of CO2. The rock dust is a waste product of mining and building work. Spreading it on agricultural land needs no new technology and will also improve the soil. Leading to greater crop yields.

No doubt the 1% are already buying up mining waste tips to ensure a fat, tax-free profit from their offshore monopoly on supply. Expect armed farmers holding violent protests right around the globe. Because they are not being rewarded enough to save the world from the 1%.

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12.07.2020 Donny "Da" Dunce loses election over missed "D" mask opportunity.

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Sunday 12th 52F, bright start but already overcast at 7.00am. A walk to the lanes under an overcast sky with a cooling SW breeze. Several birds of prey soaring low while looking for breakfast. Including a Red kite up towards the beech woods. More shovelling and wheelbarrowing of gravel. Followed by hacking back a 20' tall hedge of fiercely thorny blackthorn.

Donny "Da Dunce" Chump [US immigrant and self-styled rapper wanted for serial tax evasion] must be absolutely kicking himself! 🤡

He missed the perfect chance for vote-catching publicity. All "Donny Da Dummy" needed to do was insist on a big gold "D" be printed on every pandemic mask sold in the USA. After copyrighting the "D" of course, to ensure [tax free] income for life from the license to use it.

You know, like he insisted on all the government bail-out cheques being "signed" by him. What an an Infantile Twatter! 🤣  Most of these cheques went "offshore." So were never seen except by foreign bankers in tax havens.

Now it is much too late. He can't be the the Second Saviour now. His "D"ullard followers are "D"ropping like flies. Simply [sic] from following his mask free <cough> pig ignorance bravery in the face of the Jinping Pan"D"emic. "D"ugh! 😷

Shame "Da Donny" [rapper and serial tax evader] hadn't shown the same "bravery" when he bought a license to avoid the draught from his tame quack, back in the day. In hindsight, all he had to do, back then, was admit his qualifications weren't worth the used toilet paper they were scribbled on. Because he bought those with "D"addy's Money too. 😎

Land Of The Free? Not quite. Provided you have shed loads of money you can be free of any prosecution. Free of any conscience. Free of the "D"raught. Free of any risk. Free of any exam. Free of taxes. Free of arrest. Free to talk utter bollocks to your "D"oting followers. Who are all just "D"ying to follow him to the grave. "D"ecades before their time. Ironic? Not really. They brought it upon themselves for having the wrong "D"ummy genes. "D"ogh! 😂

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11.07.2020 Danish cycle lane? Don't be daft! It's serial landfill!

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Saturday 11th 53-65F, bright sunshine but cloud promised. A very large, brown, bird of prey has just landed on top of a building in the garden. I tried to snap it with my camera but it saw my movement at the window and flew off.

I enjoyed an afternoon walk around the block. With just enough wind to keep me cool. Then I shovelled gravel for an hour.

Mayors of Danish regions are doubtful about the the government's [empty] plans for extending the cycling network. I suppose it makes minor headlines in the absence of any other commitment to reducing Denmark's mass production of CO2 [slightly] by 2930.

A once in a lifetime chance to get people out of their cars? Yeah, right! Let's spend the money on Danish designer furniture, Danish modern daubs and refitting slaver's palaces to make them suitable for local government employees private offices.

Cycling deaths continue to rise  [in <cough> "cycling friendly" Denmark] as driver deaths drop. The problem is always the very low priority of public money for cycle paths. Many of which have been designed and approved for building but have lain completely dormant in the pipeline for years. This despite the intended routes [or, more often, mere painted lines] being on particularly dangerous stretches of busy main roads.

So, yet again, it's move along please! Nothing to see here. Just another empty grab at thin, hot air. Compared to the Dutch approach to cycling, Denmark looks very 3rd world!

Even legacy cycle paths are never swept. Certainly never repaired. I have ridden for tens of thousands of miles beside absolutely, pristine roads. As smooth as billiard tables after the latest addition of flawless asphalt. As I had to weave continuously to avoid the debris swept constantly onto the marked off [piss poor relation] cycle lane in the gutter.

Very often a road was resurfaced to perfection. While the ragged edge of overflowing asphalt was left completely untouched in the cycle lane. Now that is serious and deliberate ignorance on behalf of the workers, their own supervisors and the [registered blind] local council overseers.

Leaves, twigs and whole branches fall on the cycle network and remain until they rot. Or are eventually washed away by the rain. Gravel, stones, scrap metal and thick mud are just left to erode over time. Agricultural vehicles routinely and illegally use the cycle lane. It is all so commonplace as to pass completely unnoticed by illegally speeding, often-subsidized drivers.

Not so much a Danish cycling network as Danish, serial landfill! Never mind the lying, politicooze mouthpiece. Listen to the cyclists. You want proof? Just use Google Earth Street View to look at the painted-off cycle lanes on the Nyborg to Odense main road. Much of it unrideable without a suspension mountain bike.

Or the Fåborg road from Assens and Hårby. Often they couldn't even be arsed to spread the perfect asphalt another meter wider to cover the cycle lanes. 90% of the time the ancient, dashed white lines are crumbling and as lumpy as hell. What about the countless sunken drain covers in the middle of the cycle lanes? Even when they do resurface the cycle lanes they are too bloody lazy to do the drains as well.

What about all the cycle lanes which suddenly come to an end? Pushing cyclists straight out into the speeding traffic lane. Where the danger is coming from behind where the cyclists are completely blind! Just like most drivers.

Talking of which: Why aren't completely blind, rural corners given a painted off lane to protect pedestrians and cyclists alike? Instead of just providing yet more asphalt for the 100% of speeding drivers taking a "racing line?" It is no wonder you never see pedestrians walking out in the countryside! Except for me of course. Taking my life in my hands every single time I venture beyond the end of the drive. 

You want to hear the perfect irony? The Danish news has been recounting how an English speaking asphalt worker is offering to do people's drives on the chap with leftovers from the roads. What a shame he doesn't offer to resurface the cycle paths for the local councils on the cheap. Now that would be perfect irony!

As for the new government emphasis on cycling? The same old, same old, lying crap as last time.

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10.07.20 Mostly cloudy with light rain.

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Friday 10th 54F, heavy, grey overcast with a light, northerly wind. A walk to the lanes to be bemused by circling groups of honking geese. Who have all seemed to have lost their compasses. Later a large group were travelling NE in a neat echelon. So they may have got themselves organised. Several birds of prey crossed the fields on either side of my route.

We are trying yet another, newly discovered, online supermarket. That is five now. Each providing different items we used to buy regularly but are now, not universally available. 

Here is just one image of last night's amazing sky:

The Jinping Pandemic tracing app in Denmark is not likely to reach the desired number of users to be useful. Mainly because it uses the latest Android and IOS operating systems. Many users cannot update older telephones.

Or the manufacturer's won't support updates for commercial profiteering reasons. To ensure their latest phones must be purchased to enjoy the latest frills and thrills. Rather than enjoying a simple upgrade. A massive DOS [denial of service] attack on the Danish public in Jinping Pandemic terms IMO.

I suppose we ought to add this to Chump's and Ballsarenarrow's tally for deliberately impeding the global avoidance and recovery from the Jinping Pandemic. One can but hope that both face increased charges when their time finally comes to face the international criminal courts. For it is certain that neither will ever admit that they are genocidal megalomaniacs. Along with their bosom buddies Sly Jinping, Pootin and Fat Baby Kim.

After paying massive damages over their criminal, diesel testing software, VW has given up making diesel and petrol cars. [In their SE German factory] It is all electrically driven cars from now on. What is almost certain is that the entire world will be watching carefully. Just to see whether VW starts cheating/advertising empty claims of impossible range per charge. I wonder how many of us will live long enough to buy a secondhand, EVW rustbucket with a worthless battery? 

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9.07.2020 A pleasant walk and ride in the glorious Danish countryside.

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Thursday 9th 53-63?F, cloudy and expected to remain so all day. There were some sunny periods.

A longer walk today. Along to the marsh and past the almost empty pond. Only a single pair of mallards. Then onto a more distant lane where new trees have been planted to replace the heavily depleted and ageing avenue of Hornbeam. I skirted the edges of the fields and walked a loop back home.

Well over an hour, in all and 59 photos. Saw a lot of birds of prey. The buzzards may be nesting in that area. Quiet hilly fields and a quiet lane with tongues of forest and copses provide peace and security.

Redpolls and Yellowhammers were perched on trees, nearby, as birds came and went to their nests in stacks of tree trunks. Which are left to dry in the sunshine for several years at a time. A large, brown deer watched as I approached until the last moment when it bolted for the woods.

Later I had a hilly ride coming back through the forest on the way home from the village. I felt surprisingly fit. With hardly any panting while climbing the steep hills. Probably about 10 miles altogether. Quite a gentle wind today made it all the more pleasant to be out. 

The clouds this evening are spectacular! Long brush strokes over wispy, high altitude feathers.

World meteorologists are now saying that the world will exceed 1.5° above recent historic norms within the next five years. So much for the bullshit.

If the wealthy and powerful in US, UK, Europe, India, Asia, Africa and others, are all cheating in their exams. While blatantly purchasing their exclusive education at the expense of the lower classes. While the universally corrupt, sociopathic, communist scum, in China, routinely cheat on their exams. Then is it any wonder that the world is so utterly fucked up?

We always get the second rate failures at every level of society from presidents on down, right around the globe. Meanwhile, those with the most promise are relegated to jobs servicing the pampered, tax avoidance cheats. Or having to work to support their education costs. Simply because they cannot afford the education they so richly deserve. The wealthy scum even ensure that outdated text books must be bought new from the publishers each time. All to ensure their exclusivity in their education, money-laundering scam.

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8.07.2020 We have another Darwin Award Winner!

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 Wednesday 8th 52F, It has clouded over after a brighter start. At least the wind has dropped. Plates of cloud are crossing blue skies.

It became steadily cloudier until the sky went dark at one point. I decided to go for a walk anyway. The hare was still holding the flood plain down. Traffic intermittent. Not much birdsong today.

A fuckwit masquerading as a president is wanted for genocide in South America. Still denies existence of the pandemic as he tests positive for "a slight cold."

Which other deranged psychopaths do we know like this? Will they enjoy the world's finest health care? Or will they suffer the same as every other pleb in their nation's shithole of their making?

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6.07.20 I'm weathered!

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Monday 6th 55-?F, becoming cloudier and windier by the moment. Yet again the forecasters are at odds. I think we should stop encouraging them. By fining them for every wrong forecast and even taking away their seaweed for abject failure, of the weather, to fulfil their fantasies.

The weather gods obviously disliked my criticism of their high priests. A promising start on my walk to the lanes with wind roaring in the trees and brief periods of brightness. Then, after only half a mile it started tipping down.

I returned, walking close to the wrong verge. To enjoy the shelter of the roadside trees on that windward side. While keeping an eye and dull ear out for traffic approaching from behind. Fortunately there were very few vehicles and all gave me a wide berth. There was a period of sunshine before torrential rain and hail. Cabin fever returns.

Tuesday 7th 56F Bright sunshine to start. Cloud and rain forecast for later. Walked to the lanes after it became overcast.  A bird of prey was hunting on the wind. Making C-shapes over the fields by flying in arcs with a twitch of its long wings. Possibly a Red kit but I couldn't be certain. A solitary hare was lying flat on the winter flooded area on the fields again. 11.30am and still no rain.

We have just received our first order for shopping from a third online supermarket. Which [fortunately] has recently extended its delivery range to include our home area. All seems well so far. It makes a valuable addition to our previous, two, home delivery services. Which regularly lacked the most basic items.

12.30 and now it is pouring down and blowing a gale again!

Wednesday 8th 52F, It has clouded over after a brighter start. At least the wind has dropped.

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3.07.20 "Missed Opportunity!"

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Friday 3rd 57-63F, a bright start is slated to become cloudier. A walk to the lanes. The traffic was heavy and most of them speeding. Horses let out of the stables. Bolting for the other end of the field. The freedom of the road with unseen barriers. Until they crash into them. Like a train hitting the buffers.

I am calling this picture "Missed!"

Thought for the day? I'll think of something. It will [almost certainly] be very silly. Perhaps silence really is golden? Golden, like high fruit content marmalade. Our last jar which had been sitting on the shelf. When we tried to open it we discovered some evil scumbag, at the factory or supermarket, had loosened the lid and then replaced it. There was jam all around the screw thread for the lid. Not worth the risk. So now we have no marmalade when we thought we had one jar left.

Saturday 4th 58-60F, gales and rain. Four days of it is forecast! It is barely 7 o'clock on the first morning and I already have cabin fever! I am going for a walk. I may be some time. Misty, heavy drizzle and a SW breeze meant a return to my winter coat. Which was thoroughly wet [on the outside] by the time I returned. I was glad for the hood as I plodded into the wind driven rain at halfway. Traffic was light at first but quickly increased.

There is now the threat of some sunshine between the showers. Though it seems highly unlikely so far. It rained hard and blew the trees around all day! No sunshine at all. The forecast was only for 1mm of rain per hour. It looked more like 12mm per hour continuously, hour after hour! However, a quick check of the containers left out to collect rainwater for plant watering showed they were probably right. Though it seemed extremely wet outside there was only between half and 3/4" all day. 12-18mm.

Sunday 5th 61-65F windy and wet again. The rain is expected to continue until after lunch. A walk to the lanes. The misty rain descended at half way. Before redoubling its efforts into proper rain with a following wind. It soon became sheets of rain crossing the fields for hours on end.

A group of over 200 scientists claims that the Jinping Virus can float as a fine aerosol for a long time in still air. Which obviously means transport and wherever people meet socially or at work. The WHO [A wholly owned Jinping.com subsidiary] denies it.

This news comes just as the world's corrupt scum  politicooze relax the rules which have only half prevented major loss of life so far. With the death toll still climbing rapidly by record numbers each and every, single day, the loonies really are in charge of the asylum.

As idiocy is piled upon idiocy we don't even need a second wave. The first wave will do the job nicely! Meanwhile another raving lunatic and wealthy hypocrite is standing for US president "to bring the US back to some [demented] religiooze delusion." His party trick will be appearing on stage after passing through the eye of a tacky, gilded cardboard, imitation needle. So, not so much a scrum as a three way scum fight. The US idiocracy had better kiss its sorry arse goodbye while it still has a chance! Another major crack has just opened up! "Shit and fans" has just taken on whole new meaning! Only in gawd's own hellhole. 🤣

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2nd July 2020 Idiotic musing on idiocy:

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 Thursday 2nd, 58F, bright start but cloudy. Expected to become more so. Walked to the lanes. Alternating between overcast and blue splodges all morning.

You cannot legislate for idiocy.  Idiocy will always find a way. Idiots lead where others fear to tread. Idiocy is the only thing which keeps advertising from bankruptcy.

Idiocy ensures that idiots will always think themselves smarter than all the other dumbasses. Idiocy makes the world go around. Idiocy is addictive and always terminal.

If idiocy was a commodity, then Chump would be a trillionaire: Instead of a dumb, tax evader. If it were not for idiocy there would be no political parties. [At all] Voting is the absolute proof that crippling idiocy is rife. More people die from common idiocy than in all the wars, famines and pandemics combined.

Idiocy rules. Idiocy attracts. Idiocy is sexy? Idiocy is all pervading. Idiocy keeps the hospitals busy. If idiocy could be eliminated there would be no need for prisons. Idiot with lots of idiot children to support: Give generously. Idiocy is not a  disease: It is nurtured. The scientist who cures idiocy will be dead within minutes at the hands of those he hoped to save from themselves.

Few are born idiots: It takes endless practice and constant coaching. You cannot separate an idiot from his idiocy. Idiocy is like gravity: It drags all of us down. Idiocy is absolute proof that no god exists. Drugs and idiots go hand in hand [surreptitiously on street corners.] An idiot and his money are soon parted. Idiots can always be found in orbit around much bigger idiots.

Overpopulation is best left to the idiots: They have managed it fine so far. Crazes are pandemics of idiocy. Cults are concentrated idiocy. Idiocy is best served cold. Idiocy can easily be distilled from alcohol: It is its most commonly found container. You cannot keep idiots down: They rise like the scum they are. Free lessons in idiocy are always the most popular subjects at schools and colleges. Idiocy and respect for others are equals and opposites.

Idiots are like magnets: They are always drawn to each other. If idiocy could be cured overnight: They would refuse the jab. Encourage idiots not to wear masks: We will all gain in the end. Idiots and guns are joined at the hip: That's how they shoot their own toes off! Idiots don't need our respect or sympathy for their plight: After all, they weren't born that way: They accumulated idiocy by repeated failure until they achieved success. Only an idiot expects a different outcome which bashes in the face of science.

Gambling and idiocy are consenting bedfellows. Idiots pack so tightly together that they can never see the cracks. If you could roll idiocy into a ball you would have invented spectator sports. Do not pick on idiots: They will always do that for themselves. Idiocy works at the quantum level: Chump has only to share a fantasy from Fox News and it instantly becomes a universal fact amongst his followers. Doubt the idiot who proclaims his individualism: While wearing his team's latest jersey.

The shortest distance between any three idiots is measured in "fashions." Dares cannot exist in the absence of idiocy. If idiots were really supposed to inherit the earth, then the monkeys must still be the pinnacle of intelligence. Idiocy and belief walk hand in hand: Into a blazing, car wreck. Only idiots believe they can fly, unaided. Idiocy constantly walks a tightrope: Stretched slackly between fantasies. Only idiots believe that weather forecasts and Marvel Comic characters are real.

An idiot in free fall can never exceed his terminal idiocy quotient. The displacement of an idiot in water increases when they inhale. Idiocy and racism are inseparable partners, for life. Idiocy and reality are like matter and antimatter: They are mutually exclusive. If you could accelerate an idiot to the speed of light, what would you see? A dull flash in the pan. AI has already, greatly surpassed idiocy: They still haven't caught on. Idiots carry chips on their shoulders: Because their hands are already full.

Idiocy always expands to fill all the space available. Nature abhors an idiot: Because idiots abhor nature. Idiots believe that litter is self-destroying: Instead of soul destroying. Idiots believe that graffiti is real art [innit, eh?]

You can take an idiot to knowledge but you can't make him think. Women are rarely as idiotic as men. They just pretend they are. To avoid continual embarrassment. Extremists and idiocy have no need of social cohesion.

If you smash random idiots together with great force.. what do you get? Football supporters. If you wanted to surgically target idiocy for elimination: Just nuke the takeaways. How do you really, really, really upset idiots? Cancel all the soaps. Only an idiot believes that the advertising blurb is the technical specification of a product. Only idiots are still buying VW diesels. How can you tell an idiot from a piece of wood? One of them could be useful.

Idiots are to expletives: As BBC English is to dumbing down. If a politician has his/her mouth open: Remember that they are only addressing the idiots. Give a man a little power and he should be regularly tested for idiocy antibodies.

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