12 Jul 2020

12.07.2020 Donny "Da" Dunce loses election over missed "D" mask opportunity.

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Sunday 12th 52F, bright start but already overcast at 7.00am. A walk to the lanes under an overcast sky with a cooling SW breeze. Several birds of prey soaring low while looking for breakfast. Including a Red kite up towards the beech woods. More shovelling and wheelbarrowing of gravel. Followed by hacking back a 20' tall hedge of fiercely thorny blackthorn.

Donny "Da Dunce" Chump [US immigrant and self-styled rapper wanted for serial tax evasion] must be absolutely kicking himself! 🤡

He missed the perfect chance for vote-catching publicity. All "Donny Da Dummy" needed to do was insist on a big gold "D" be printed on every pandemic mask sold in the USA. After copyrighting the "D" of course, to ensure [tax free] income for life from the license to use it.

You know, like he insisted on all the government bail-out cheques being "signed" by him. What an an Infantile Twatter! 🤣  Most of these cheques went "offshore." So were never seen except by foreign bankers in tax havens.

Now it is much too late. He can't be the the Second Saviour now. His "D"ullard followers are "D"ropping like flies. Simply [sic] from following his mask free <cough> pig ignorance bravery in the face of the Jinping Pan"D"emic. "D"ugh! 😷

Shame "Da Donny" [rapper and serial tax evader] hadn't shown the same "bravery" when he bought a license to avoid the draught from his tame quack, back in the day. In hindsight, all he had to do, back then, was admit his qualifications weren't worth the used toilet paper they were scribbled on. Because he bought those with "D"addy's Money too. 😎

Land Of The Free? Not quite. Provided you have shed loads of money you can be free of any prosecution. Free of any conscience. Free of the "D"raught. Free of any risk. Free of any exam. Free of taxes. Free of arrest. Free to talk utter bollocks to your "D"oting followers. Who are all just "D"ying to follow him to the grave. "D"ecades before their time. Ironic? Not really. They brought it upon themselves for having the wrong "D"ummy genes. "D"ogh! 😂

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