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Wednesday 22nd 51-67F, bright but cloudy. No walk yet as highly variable cloud quickly crosses the sky from the west.Later walk to the lanes. Did a tour of the harvested prairie to capture some different viewpoints.
Then I went for an 11 mile, hilly ride. Going well enough despite the cool, westerly wind. Saw four birds of prey flying in the same area. There was a short, sharp shower after I returned.
David Lewis, the CEO [Cleaner Extra Ordinary] at Tesco, is keen to start cleaning the Head Office toilets under "other work" arrangements. 🥱
No doubt his expertise at Unilever will give him fast track promotion to Head Toilet Cleaner Extra Ordinary at Tesco's Headquarters. This coincides with Tesco laying off thousands of outside cleaning staff. Tesco is obviously desperate to gain economic advantage over competitors during an unprecedented boom in sales during the Jinping Pandemic. 🥱
CEO David Lewis is also keen to point out that the pandemic's extraordinary demands on specialist cleaning staff are easily met. By employing ad-hoc, casual, staff rota, untrained, toilet cleaning arrangements instead. 🥱
Further, this will will not undermine Tesco's penny pinching attitude to customer safety during the potential Second Wave of Jinping Virus. Which is expected to break over Boris' self-trimmed, glistering locks anytime soon.
Meanwhile, Boris the Clown is said to be planning to clean the toilets at No10. Just to show [off] how just about anybody can do a thorough cleaning job, without training, during these difficult times of rising infections. As he says: If he can, then just about anybody can be prime minister. No qualifications required except a taste for propaganda and fantasy. 🥱
We must all pray that both men wash their hands thoroughly before tucking into their Tesco's corn beef and boiled egg sandwich lunch. Sliced and served fresh off their local, Tesco's meat delicacy counter. Enjoy!! 🥱
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