30.04.2020 Day 48+1 of self isolation. No parcel or risk the coronavirus?

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Thursday 30th 47F, heavy overcast, with light drizzle and an easterly breeze. 

How do I count our 48 days of very careful isolation now? When I had to break mine [and ours] yesterday to collect a parcel. 

Rain stopped play today. There was no walk. Then I broke my self-imposed quarantine again to collect another parcel by car.

Two parcels have to go back. So I shall have to take further precautions to return them to a packet posting center. Today I wore disposable gloves, safety glasses, a little-used waterproof jacket and a dust mask. There was nobody else in the village shop at the time. Except for the jolly, lady shopkeeper of course.

A number of parcel delivery services and online dealers are showing zero customer care in this pandemic. If you pay for home delivery then that is what you should get. Not having to risk your life going to a shop, supermarket or petrol station. Where you have to queue just to collect a package in a peopled situation because nobody really seems to care about the death toll.

Once home, the parcels and the items were treated as highly suspect until wiped down with soapy water. Plenty of hand washing to follow. We are both feeling a little unwell again. With headaches, sore throats, general tiredness and malaise. No shortness of breath though.

Our symptoms seem come and go at random. It could well be agricultural spraying. We go outside all the time. So could be recontaminated with toxins at intervals. Farmers never give a damn about spraying in a gale. Or close to homes and schools when everybody is there. This is probably why they closed all the rural schools.

I have witnessed dozens of cases of farmers spraying in gales. Even right beside a packed, coastal holiday park. With hundreds of children playing on the other side of a low hedge as the spray visibly blew across the entire park. As an octogenarian lumbered around in his rusty old tractor with the spray bar 3' above the crop. There is no requirement for them to have a large noticeboard on their spraying machine. Clearly stating which [possibly] illegal substance is now on the air. They are constantly finding residues of substances in the drinking water which were never licensed for use in Denmark. I was often sprayed while out cycling. I would round a corner to find a huge machine spraying  right right up to the verge.

We had another, large, food parcel delivered from a distant, online supermarket. My wife washed everything, where it was possible and put it all away. Items with a long shelf life, which cannot be washed, are stored on open shelves. Hopefully to lose any likely contamination before use. Not sure how well that works . Particularly given the news about the Jinping virus still being found in the air and on surfaces in Wuhan.

We are limiting ourselves to once a fortnight orders with this online supermarket company. With more regular online shopping from local branches of another national chain. The one which uses "personal shoppers."

A fresh bag of our favourite, organic carrots was white with mold when we opened it. When you can't just "nip down to the shop" any more, that makes a huge dent in our diet. We tend to have carrots instead of boiled potatoes these days. Organic potatoes have been the size of grapes recently. Which is far more work than they are worth. We used to eat a lot of organic lettuce too but it has not been available for well over a year. Not even when I was still shopping myself. Finding an edible cherry tomato in the supermarkets is all but hopeless. They always taste rotten from day 1.

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29.04.2020 Day 48 and I broke my isolation.

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Wednesday 29th 47F, overcast with a light easterly breeze. I had better have a walk before I say something I will later regret. Only a walk to the lanes. Where I captured yet more pictures of yellow fields covered in oil seed rape flowers.

Later, I rode 8 miles to collect a parcel which should have been a home delivery. Any excuse for a ride but it broke my careful isolation! Naturally I was very careful and the village shop was empty. Apart from the lovely lady who runs it. Always as cheerful as her father before her.

A damp day with some rain. Having distributed assorted plant pots to collect the same, The Head Gardener expressed Her considerable dissatisfaction with the quantity and quality of the precipitation. I hope the Danish weather gods are listening. Some wars cannot be won!

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28.04.2020 Day 47. Let's have a minute's silence for the sick UK politicooze!

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Tuesday 28th 40F. It is trying for a bright start but is just too misty at the moment. The landscape was briefly bathed in a strange white light. A cloudy day is expected later. NO walk today! 

https://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-52440641

Despite repeated warnings from their own experts the UK government chose repeatedly not to stockpile PPE in case of a pandemic. Personal Protection Equipment involves simple items like gowns, gloves, visors, swabs and masks.

Mere back pocket change when it comes to buying a few more weapons "just in case they are needed." But then there are no free foreign holidays, rounds of golf, posh meals and 5 star hotel stays for the politicooze responsible for buying humble medical clothing.  

But hey! Let's have a minute's silence for all the incredibly brave, front line, medical staff who died completely unnecessarily because the UK government chose not to value their lives when it REALLY MATTERED!

The UK politicooze had a decade to get its act in gear. There were several epidemics and potential pandemics during this period.

From now on, do remember this small detail whenever you hear a bullshitting politicooze praise the NHS. It is just more of their hypocritical bullshit!

There are still not enough gowns. So they are being washed for reuse.  With all the extra risks that entails.

The UK politicooze mouthpiece say they have it all in hand. I'd call it a backhander across the face of every NHS worker. But never mind. The families of every doctor who died completely unnecessarily at the hands of the uncaring politicooze are being bribed with £60,000 to shut them up. So that's alright then. Do they have to sign a no fault, no claim for compensation clause? Or forego the taxpayer's generous gift?

https://www.bbc.com/news/uk-52450138

Let's hear it for the brave clown who fought on the front line against his own vacuous hypocrisy.
I wonder if those who looked after him were specially equipped for treating His Entitlement?

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27.04.2020 Day 46 of self isolation. "She made me do it!"

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Monday 27th 43-60F, heavy overcast and breezy. I have been keeping fit by more hedge cutting. Which may explain all my aches and pains. Using branch loppers for hours on end is hardly a natural act.

I walked to the marsh pond to see if there were any interesting birds. How does a total of two drakes [male] mallards sound? Not even a coot? Or a heron? I did see several Chiffchaffs at very close quarters in roadside hedges. It wasn't very warm today! My eyes were watering in the breeze.

Where do I start letting off today's surplus steam? I suppose I could complain about the weather on behalf of the farmers. Despite a very wet winter/early spring, record levels of drought are now reported. There has been about 1/15th of normal rainfall so far. The scars from winter flooding remain on many fields. Thought this hasn't hindered the annual carpet bombing campaign of pig's diarrhoea. 

Each morning we go outside to have our heads blown off by alien moon levels of ammonia. Lightly disguised as lemons. Laced with industrial levels of dirt cheap scent. That's not my Jinping cough. It's my living in the "fresh air " of the Danish countryside. 

Boris will not be enjoying his "second coming" resurrection. He is under heavy fire for not opening up Gravely Blighted to further commercial exploitation. His own MPs [who are mostly owned by big business for paying their <cough> "expenses"] are getting it in the neck from their real employers. It is impossible to tell whether their new-found concern for the inalienable freedoms of society isn't just a very ugly mask hiding the real "offshore" tax-free economy.

Pootin is complaining that Wacko Chumpo's subsidies to Greenland are an act of war. He claims he had first dibs on the Danish protectorate's valuable, natural resources. Because, he claims, rusting bits of His New Soviet Russia are slightly nearer.

The problem is, he has completely drained the economy to feed his insatiable private greed. Besides, there are simply far too many judges, police chiefs and prison warders to pay off. So there were no funds left to buy off Denmark.

Despite his having forced through multiple, undersea pipelines, nobody wants his "weaponized" gas and oil. It is far too easy for him to throw a "Wacko Chumpo" and simply close the taps whenever he needs to assert his corrupt authority. The world is dragging itself, achingly slowly, onto a new course of  climate control. So this is the very last thing he needs right now. If he can't continue to pay his "outgoings" to remain Stalin MkII, his life expectancy is proabably nil.  Expect further tantrums!

We had a smidgen of rain today! The Head Gardener had me doing the rain dance. So you can hold Her responsible. "She made me do it!"  We also had a little sunshine after lunch before it clouded over completely. I have no idea who's fault that was.

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26.4.20 Day 45 of self isolation. Not another distraction?

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Sunday 26th 41F, dark overcast! Our run of sunshine is being severely rationed today. There is even a hint of some rain next Wednesday! 

The picture is of a bunker on the Chumpo Golden Danish Golf Resort. He couldn't buy Greenland for his next golf resort. So he bought Denmark instead. [With signed, personal, Pandemic Relief Cheques.]

I had a longer walk today. Down the road, along the track past the marsh. Then across the fields via the dusty, spray tracks. On to the woods and then the steep climb up the next field. With a final leg via further fields. Sixty two pictures is unusual for an overcast day. Sill no sign of the promised sunshine.

Fat Boris, the official Favourite Clown at Gravely Blighted's Flying Circus, is making a career comeback by <cough> popular demand. Though he is not looking so much like a clown after a "bit of a bout" of The Jinping. No doubt he hopes to rule for life with the sympathy vote.

Wacko Chumpo is said to be alive [and as well as can be expected] after downing a quart dunk of disinfectant on live TV. This was at his last news briefing before storming off "for good." Open microphones are said to have recorded him mumbling "I'm not playing nice any more!" "My next three re-elections are at stake here!"

This follows the only honest journalist in America being banned from the Weißes Haus [US: White House] on Jinping Pandemic grounds. The problem is that nobody knew who she was. No honest journalist could be found anywhere on US soil. Not unless they were an unregistered immigrant looking for work as a toilet cleaner. All the other "journalists" are just minor employees of advertising agencies.

Meanwhile, the "willfully educationally challenged" [Aka: retards] are expressing their concern for their civil liberties [to be retards.] Mass protests in the streets are being attended by Wacko Chumpo his-self following his warm praise of their activities on Infantile Twatter.

His security is said to be lax relaxed thanks to his being surrounded by such toothless zombies. Each protester is said to be carrying a token dunk of disinfectant and an AK47 with several magazines of armour piercing rounds.

There is no real new news about Fat Baby Un, the Genocidal NK Clown after winning the Annual Eat The Baby Contest.[Again] This follows the disastrous collapse of yet another harvest under the genocidal, personality cult. The NK elite are said to have turned to cannibalism following previous, officially sanctioned, mass starvation events.

Dying of starvation is the only legal means of escape from Hell on Earth. [Aka:NK] Rumours that Fat Baby Un burst his skin at the event are being [automatically] denied by South Korea. [A wholly owned subsidiary of NK.com. and The Sly Jinping Cartel.com]

I had better go for a morning walk before I say something serious. Wish me luck! I hear the Danish police are <cough> policing the social distancing rules from balloons now. 😉 The writing on yesterday's balloon means "The Jail!"

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25.4.2020 Day 44. Just more hot air.

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Saturday 25th 37F, with a bright start but cloud expected later.

Here's what happens if I stay at home instead of taking my usual, morning walk! [Right]The Head Gardener denies knowing any balloonists. A rare sight indeed in Denmark! They were almost a daily occurance at one place we lived in Gravely Blighted. Rumours have it that this is a prison warder's balloon, but stolen by escapees.

 

Wacko Chumpo wants to buy frigid Greenland from Denmark. "To safeguard its people." This by the <cough> leader of the same country which "safeguards its own people." By cutting off their water supply when they cannot pay their bills during the Jinping Pandemic. And by not ensuing all their people have ready access to free on demand, health care. No even during The Jinping.

Presumably Greenland has resources which Wacko Chumpo's owners want for themselves. From his recent performance, Wacko's owners are wrestling violently over ownership of the hugely [sic] popular, TV puppet's strings.

Any suggestion that Wacko Chumpo is a sock puppet. Or that his owners are fighting over their entitlement to direct, rear [back door] access, never came from me. 🤣

A short afternoon walk but no birds of prey today. Though a pair were busy circling our garden. Over and over again at below 50 feet! Possibly looking for a nesting site? Something must have put them off because they eventually moved away. They were last seen heading for the forest. I don't blame them! I would too if I was looking for a new home.

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24.04.2020 Day 43. Do not ingest Wacko Chumpo's Jinping cure!

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Friday 24th 42-57F, bright sunshine from blue skies. Cloud promised for later this morning. And duly arrived before its expected ETA. Still pleasant at 57F. More hedge clipping.

I went for an afternoon walk because I missed my usual, early, brisk stroll. Whereupon I was treated to five minutes of a bird of prey looking for dinner over a roadside field. If I could identify it I'd tell you but it defies my humble skills at bird watching. Long and very slender wings and a mess of colours. Certainly not a Red kite. Nor any of the other common birds of prey I see so regularly. I am tentively going with Marsh harrier as the nearest likely bird. Perhaps a juvenile?

It was slightly odd to be sitting on a big rock  beside the road. While I watched this bird swoop repeatedly, low over the crops. As it covered the entire prairie under my watchful gaze through my binoculars. Finally it approached the road just as an idiot with a sporty exhaust on his identikit-Euro-box revved his engine right behind me. The bird spotted me on my rock and wheeled away into the distance. The light is completely different in the afternoon.

I can't close without adding Wacko Chumpo's latest idiocy. Now he suggests they inject disinfectant into people to end the Jinping Pandemic. All the major disinfectant manufacturers are now having to put out warning notices against ingesting such drooling idiocy. Remember the "willfully educationally challenged" Chumpo voter who killed himself [and nearly his wife] by ingesting aquarium cleaner? Why? Because Wacko Chumpo suggested it. 

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23.04.2020 Day 42. False advertising on claimed delivery times!

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Thursday 23rd 37-65F! Another sunny start to the day but with cloud forecast for later. It wasn't much and it became very warm in the afternoon.

I rode to a post box about four miles away. Cycling seemed effortless without fatique in my legs. No shortage of breath on the hills and soon recovered.

There seems to be a breakdown in the supply of goods to online businesses. Website delivery times are now pure vaporware. Claimed 1-2 days delivery is now a fortnight!

How can one trust any of these businesses again if they have become mere "dodgy dealer" box shifters? Keep taking the money! You can always get a taxpayer handout to hide your immorality. 

Failure to provide the service promised on your website is false advertising. Anybody would think they were Danish supermarkets. They couldn't supply their heavily advertised, special offers for two whole decades prior to the Jinping outbreak. Snake oil salesmen! Keep taking the people's money!

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22.04.2020 Day 41. And don't call me "deer!"

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Wednesday 22nd 43F, bright sunshine, easterly breeze. A repeat of yesterday's weather. A longer
walk up to the forest. Where there was a flock of twelve to fifteen, large deer. All quietly enjoying the beech woods.

A stag with a huge head of antlers was sitting stage center. Most of the others were unseen until they suddenly fled to a denser part of the woods. You can just see him, or rather his antlers, between the trees.

I saw a pair of Coal tits at the entrance to the portal to the woods. Returning home via the spray tracks provided more photos.

I keep wondering how much longer I can hold out without mentioning "you know what." Perhaps I can talk about its effects without criticizing the transparently guilty?

A spokesperson for the supermarkets said they have enjoyed their worst drop in customer footfalls in history. 

So, you might well ask: Wouldn't this be a perfect moment to provide home deliveries? Perhaps to recapture all the loyal, elderly and terrified customers hiding out at home? Or, would it be so much easier just to take taxpayer handouts to offset their losses? Like the tax-free, offshore, multi-billionaires queuing up in the USA for welfare handouts because they feel "entitled." Or priests demanding the virus welfare checks of their [willfully educationally challenged] congregations. Just so they can afford a third Bentley or second Lamborghini.

Any talk of "flock immunity" is years or even decades away. Which means that billions of customers must still have access to food and essentials. Without ever going out. For quite possibly YEARS TO COME!  Perhaps hermetically sealed, hazard suits and masks will become the norm for outdoorsy wear? Like Levi jeans were compulsory in the 1970s?

Or must we wait until a proven and safe vaccine has been developed? Then applied to 7 billion complaining bods. [Despite all their stone age rituals and utterly insane superstitions.]

There is no proven record of immunity once smitten and the appearance of a full recovery. Second and third waves can easily decimate all that has been done to protect the population [or not] so far. The 1918-20 flu virus killed more in the second, winter wave than the first.

How does 50 million dead [and counting] sound compared to the present few, tens of thousands? Remember how it killed more people than fought to the death in "the war to end all wars?" That war and the following pandemic changed society forever.

Imagine if there were not enough people left to do all those "essential" low paid [modern slavery] jobs? How would society function then? Would that mean even more multi-billionaires having to be bailed out? What if the market for mega-yachts and private, tropical islands collapsed? Wouldn't that be awful?

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21-04-2020 Day 40 in self isolation..

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Tuesday 21st 41-61F, clear blue skies and bright sunshine. A short walk to the lanes and back. Lots of birds in the hedgerows or singing in the trees. I saw a Siskin and a Yellowhammer within a few yards. With at least three robins singing around the garden. Quite a gusty, easterly breeze but not cold.

The farmer has been planting yellow flowers in his fields. Which is nice. Not quite fully open but you get the picture.

Another long, sunny day spent at home. There is still no rain in the forecast. Rainfall is already very low this year despite a very wet spring. It could be another drought in the making. Like 2018 here in Denmark. From one extreme to the other.

In one of those bizarre moments The Head Gardener decided to wash her entire stock of old, winter socks. These were ceremoniously hoisted, like small flags, onto the rungs of a tall stepladder. As if to celebrate our 40 days of virtual confinement. I suppose everybody needs a hobby in these trying times. Mine was eating birthday chocolates to extinction. This is becoming a bit of a habit. I'm 73 you know! 👶

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20.4.2020 Day 39.

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Monday 20th 35-59F, another white, overnight frost on the grass. All day sunshine promised again. 120 hours already recorded for April. There was a bit of cloud yesterday but not enough to spoil things. I keep forgetting to check the day's highest temperature. If I post an arbitrary figure it makes a complete mockery of my recording local, daily temperatures.

Who knows? Some future Internet archeologist might dredge the last, dying electrons to discover my humble blog. Lying beneath countless layers of complete and utter tripe about fashions, ephemeral communications electronics, cat videos and some medieval, contact sport called "football."

What will they think if I couldn't even manage to note each day's temperatures correctly? It might be the last remaining dregs of data on this largely unknown time. Before the plague really took hold and human  society collapsed back into the ways of the jungle. Only to claw its way back to the same complete mess it started with. Unconvinced? Suit yourselves. 🧐

A longer walk today: Up  to the forest, where I did a loop over an untrodden route. The woods were packed with birds  busy doing what birds do. I had paused by the entrance, where the field track reaches the wall of trees. To be rewarded by a gaudy woodpecker oblivious to my presence. I ambled up and downhill as I followed long forgotten forestry tracks.

Two large deer were grazing by a drainage ditch. Pausing to watch me intently between mouthfuls. I saw them again later. As I circled the edge of the woods by a steep, rough field.

Then it was back along the familiar track past the marsh pond. Which was devoid of visible water birds but for a solitary swallow. Which swooped back and forth across the water catching breakfast flies. It was getting quite warm as it had reached 53F as I plodded along the busy road heading for home. 

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19.04.2020 Day 38 of self isolation.

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Sunday 19th 40F, bright sunshine again but with an easterly breeze. Some cloud is coming rather quickly from the northeast. My kneecaps have stopped hurting.

A walk to the village and back. Traffic very light. Lots of small birds. Including a Greenfinch wheezing by the church. The whitewash painters had been in despite the lack of services. Their lives made easier by a mobile, hydraulic lift. Where once they would have scaffolded the entire building. Two cats raced across the road as if their lives depended on it and probably did.

The news is no different to every other day. A distant, virtual roar of idiocy, misery and suffering. The corruption and obscenity of all the evil old superstitions persist and fell the deluded. Thankfully it hardly affects us here in our isolated, rural bubble. The [mostly] quiet routines of getting another day, month and year ticked off.

Except that we must always remember to maintain the hygiene rules for everything which comes through the gate. We wear gloves while every item of delivered groceries is washed where practical. If not, it is set aside and left for as long as possible. You would no believe how brown the water gets just from wiping down half a dozen milk cartons!

Any post, newspapers and advertising material is treated as highly suspect. Brought in and checked while wearing disposable gloves. Then left for as long as possible before it is handled again. The internet provides all the news and advertising one could possibly resent. The same old transparent lies, twisted truths and total bullshit.

I have no idea why we don't just notify the advertising delivery service that we are tired of their pointless leaflets piling up unread. You can't even use it for lighting the stove in winter. Which might have made it superficially useful rather than just more landfill.

I passed an open doorway in the city, years ago. A messy mound of advertising newspapers four feet high and deep was spread over the entire entrance hall floor of a multi occupation building. Why, on earth would they keep delivering the stuff? Not to mention the potential fire hazard.

I have washed my hands so often that my knuckles are sore. Some relief is afforded from traditional greasy, zinc, baby cream. Others and supposed moisturizing oils, had absolutely no perceivable effect. I wonder how many other people wash their hands properly?

It used to be all but impossible to get nurses in ICU to wash their hands after toilet visits. I had family working in the intensive hospital wards and they kept on and on about it. Why would you ever have to ask a grown adult whether they had washed their hands? Did they have no running water where they were brought up?

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18.04.2020 Day 37 of self isolation.

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Saturday 18th 35F, cold overnight but bright, sunny and calm. My knees have been hurting badly. Probably too much ladder work clipping high hedges. I tend to lean my knees against the rungs while using both hands for lopping thicker branches. The same goes for using the hedge clipper, of course.

So I avoided a walk today and rode around the block for three miles, on my trike, instead. I kept the revs well up to avoid loading my knees. Oddly enough my knees feel much better now. I might just sneak a walk in later too.

This strange cloud was hovering almost overhead. It looked a bit like a glass but is still rather odd.

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17.04.2020 Day 36 of self isolation.

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Friday 17th 32-52?F Another white frost on the grass. A gorgeous robin was perched high on the topmost branch of one of our garden trees. Glowing like a lantern in the bright sunshine and singing his little heart out, forty feet above the ground. I love the sound of their tiny, tinkling bells, song.

As I have said many times before now, they are shy creatures over here. In the UK they are very tame. They often perch on garden implements. Right beside you, while you are gardening and will readily feed from your hand.

The Internet went off for an hour. Restarting the fiber optic router brought it back to life. Odd.

A walk to the lanes. A pair of birds of prey crossed the road at low altitude just ahead. A bright Yellowhammer sang his sweet song unencumbered by the noisy Chaffinch today. Two pheasants required several toots from a Mercedes before they would let her pass.

The silence between vehicles was strangely full of sound. Distance is not always enough to quieten the roar of traffic. Even my being partially deaf is no barrier to hearing traffic before the appear and long after they have gone from sight. A single car carries a circle of tyre noise over half a mile in radius. A lorry probably twice that.

I often glance behind me on my walks. Fully expecting to see a vehicle approaching from behind. Only to realise they are really on the other side of the field. The rural roads and lanes, on my usual walks, are rarely parallel. Even a low, intervening hillock cannot completely block the sound.

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16.04.2020 Day 35 of self-isolation. Parcel delivery tyrants during pandemic!

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Thursday 16th 45F, early cloud clearing to blue skies and sunshine but rather breezy. A walk to thelanes under variable cloud.

A robin was singing in a garden tree. A shy bird in Denmark. Tame as any pet bird in Gravely Blighted. I actually spotted a Chiffchaff today. I could hear it in a roadside tree but could not see it.

Then it moved and I could follow it about in my binoculars. It called all the time it was moving. Perhaps as a location signal to a mate? A solitary Swallow was sitting in the same tree. The first I have seen this year.

The traffic was intermittent but much busier than recently. Another food parcel has arrived from another online supermarket. The pleasant young chap in the van knew the proper drill about social distancing.

Unlike the driver of a household name in parcel delivery: The driver entered the garden and insisted I personally sign his machine! I refused and kept backing away. I have asked him several times on previous occasions whether he had heard there was a pandemic. He had made no response to my question.

He gave up in the end and I was told to apply for a legal waiver, online, or there would be no more home deliveries! How did he know I was technically competent enough to do so? I suppose all pensioners in their mid-70s are fully conversant with computers and filling out PDF forms in a foreign language?

Guess what? The PDF I downloaded from their website was not authorized for manual entry of my details. I needed a PDF license from Acrobat to fill it out! So I did a screen grab, entered the details in image handling software and saved the result as a JPEG image.

Which I then sent back to the company attached to the email replying to theirs. Which had said the PDF I had sent them was blank! It wasn't blank when I sent it! They did not bother to respond to my email to confirm acceptance of my renewed application for a legal waiver of their responsibilities.

Then several days later, they left the legal waiver in our newspaper delivery pipe. The stiff, card, security envelope was bent in half and stuffed in the open pipe at the far end of the shared public drive! 60 yards from our home and our legally required post box on the outside of our garden gate! How did they know, as a member of a high risk group, in self-isolation, that I would risk leaving the safety of my detached rural home? Just to check for private mail left illegally in our newspaper delivery pipe?  

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15.04.2020 Day 34. King Chump demands Jinping Cartel's freshly laundered, US funds, back from WHO!

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Wednesday 15th 43F, heavy overcast and breezy. We are promised sunshine by both competitors. Still none at 10.15! Where do I queue for my refund?

A much longer walk today. About an hour and a half. Up to the forest and then a long loop via rough forest tracks. To finally emerge on the road for the walk back against the traffic.

I saw and heard hundreds of birds. Including a dozen jays, half a dozen woodpeckers, lots of nuthatches and yellowhammers. To name but a few.

"Pot calling the kettle black:" HRH Old King Chump blames the Jinping Pandemic on the WHO! 🤣

Serial, sociopathic liar, HRH Herr Doktor Chump, the world's leading virologist vitriologist, tries to shift the blame for his own, repeated denials of the Jinping Pandemic threat, onto the WHO. 

The WHO [a wholly owned subsidiary of the Jinping Cartel] is used primarily as a shell company for money laundering US cash handouts. HRH Chump, the self-anointed King of America, now wants his Jinping Cartel laundered cash back. To save His private, commercial empire [The USA] from His Own Grateness. As the US descends into poverty, division, mass graves, concentration and then extermination camps and eventually, the chaos of civil war. Or, to quote His Majesty's, posthumous memoirs: "Just a mild case of flu and soon over."  

My wife and I are now officially members of the Danish OAP COV[ert] HEROES. The leader of the Danish health authority claims we [as an age group of 70-80s]  have saved the country from a Jinping fate worse than, well, pandemic death.

Our selfless sacrifice in staying at home and not congregating in our usual haphazard manner avoided mass infection and major loss of life. We left the congregating to the younger idiots. [i.e. Those with absolutely no self discipline and rabid desire to die young.] Whereas, we were suitably terrified and did as we were told for our own survival.

Denmark is allowing younger children [up to the age of 11] to return to school today. There will be an emphasis on distancing and hand hygiene. Possibly their first lesson on the subject since birth in some cases.

Denmark was one of the earliest countries to close down which limited the Jinping Pandemic's effects. Naturally there are widespread fears that the children will bring the virus home with them. Perhaps to infect family members. With grandparents at most serious risk should they contract the Jinping Virus. Some smaller shops may be allowed to open in the near future.

 

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14.04.2020 Day 33 of self-isolation. Taxpayer subsidised, habitual drunk drivers.

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Tuesday 14th 30F, dead calm and bright sunshine with a white frost on the grass. I walked up to to the woods and across the fields by the wide, spray tracks.

An incredible number of birds about today. Lots of birds of prey, mostly unrecognized. Nuthatches beeping at a large woodpecker in a dead tree. A plover, cormorants and geese flew over. Masses of gulls sharing the smooth, recently sewn, fields with many fewer hooded crows.

A pig's muck spreader worked menacingly over a distant hill. It's brown and leathery, dragon wings outstretched as if for flight. The traffic seemed completely back to normal today. It is always difficult to judge because it is normally intermittent even during the morning rush hour. There were vans, lorries and loads of cars. Where, until today, there were so few it was eery. Complete silence had become the norm between seldom seen cars.

Not today! There was even the driver of a coffee-metallic, 2-seater Mercedes. Wearing dark glasses, despite having his back to the sun as he headed north. He obviously wanted to increase his roadkill tally after the traffic pause. He quite deliberately brushed closely past me with no oncoming traffic. Just another sociopath testing the limits of his perceived entitlement. He probably has his very own "ambulance chasers" on speed dial. Perhaps he is one himself? That might explain how he can afford such a smart car, in Denmark, with its massive, car import duties.

Or perhaps he is one of those tens of thousands of sociopathic, drunk drivers. Still driving after  multiple bans, endless small fines and without a valid license for years, as they tot up hundreds of charges. The only thing they understand is an [incredibly rare] prison sentence. Even crushing their latest car is brushed off as collateral damage. As they continue to drive badly as if by divine right.

There was one on the Danish news recently. A habitual drunk who seems completely invisible to the police despite being repeatedly banned from driving. After drinking with his fellow drunks, he gets into his car and uses the footpaths and cycle lanes to limit his time on the roads.

The TV journalists followed him as he ran over pavements and cut off a child cyclist. While making erratic changes of direction without indicating. It must feel wonderful to feel empowered by being so completely untouchable. Despite having no license, insurance, nor presumably need he bother with road tax or regular vehicle tests. Cheap motoring? Let's call it taxpayer subsidized driving, shall we?

Chump had a meltdown at a lengthy press conference intended purely to praise his own image. He is directly responsible for countless deaths because he repeatedly played down the Jinping Pandemic. Chump's denial has cost countless lives. It really is as simple as that.  He even had his brown noser staff make false videos and then lies through his teeth in front of the press and the world.

He knows he is lying but assumes nobody notices because he is due for automatic re-election by his crony Pootin. What a chump! Pootin claimed there were no cases in Russia. He lied and people died. Jinping's Cartel tried to silence those who warned of the coming Jinping Pandemic. Is there a single leader today who can look themselves in the mirror and say they did their best for their people? Rather than suppress the hideous truth to protect their own image? Keep taking the money! 

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13.04.2020 Day 32 of self isolation.

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Monday 13th, 35-47F, wall to wall sunshine. Breezier than yesterday.  It was windier and much colder than expected once I left the shelter of the garden.

I was going to do my usual walk to the lanes but the bare, dust dry, spray tracks beckoned. So I lopped around the prairie and back home. The traffic was even lighter than recent times. Only three cars in total. All seen from afar.

The supermarkets which still do not offer home delivery must be seriously wondering why not by now. Supermarket sales have fallen dramatically during the lock down as shoppers avoid hanging about. Particularly while the "willfully, educationally challenged" [Aka: retards, village idiots and peasants] cough open-mouthed over all they survey. [As usual.]

Boris Johnson has left hospital full of praise for those [foreigners on low pay] who saved his life. His routine "leader's call" for "all pulling together" to get through the pandemic crisis, did not ring quite true. Not given the massive inequality and very real poverty for millions now living in Gravely Blighted. Ironic that the health service has been starved of cash for years. As nurses and doctors left in droves.

Only to be blackmailed into coming back again! "To save the country." [But only for the offshore rich.] Even doctors can't afford to live in most large cities today. As all the property is bought up by foreign money launderers, drug cartels and speculators. Often hiding behind shell companies. The sociopathic bankers are aiding and abetting the theft of countless trillions in taxes. While the poor are bullied or taxed out of their meager pittance. Or hounded into worthless jobs. Often paying less than paper rounds.

Margrethe Vestager is worried about the Chinese buying up vital European companies on the cheap. Not only for the big names [labels] but to gain fast track access to countless patents. Plus all the hard-earned expertise. Which has often cost billions and decades of investment in research and development.

Meanwhile Chump is losing popularity again. As he tries to cover up his earlier and now proven lethal, indifference to the pandemic. His paranoid schizophrenia, fragile vanity and blind ignorance are boiling over again. His "not as bad as flu" went right over the heads of many of those who have since died completely unnecessarily. A prosecution for genocide would not go amiss. Preferably before he fires more essential staff. To fill the posts with more, tame, cowardly, inadequate and usually temporary, brown nosers. It must be empowering to be completely untouchable.

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11.04.2020 Day 30 of self isolation.

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Saturday 11th 32-44F, white, overnight frost but warming. Bright but overcast. Expected to remain cloudy all day.

The sun was visible but veiled as I walked to the lanes. Traffic intermittent but not absent. Chaffinches filled the air with their rather repetitive song. Goldfinches brightened my day. Interesting wave clouds but were too soft and fluffy to register properly.

The field flooding has dried to cracked mud, from 3' of water, only a fortnight ago. There was a story in the news about the damage and losses to farmers. Two years ago was a record drought. This year was record wet. Despite a dead calm and the wind turbines all standing still, it was slightly chilly on my bare hands at 42F. There was a lot of hedge trimming today.

Sunday 12th Day 31. 46F, bright start with sunny periods promised. A walk to the familiar lanes. A pleasant day of mostly sunshine and very light winds. There is still a lot of hedge trimming going on! The Head Gardener is tireless in cutting back overgrown hedges. Monumental efforts which would have me put on a caution for "overenthusiastic hacking."  It's no fun being a Junior Under Gardener under such tyranny! 😒 There's no room for a nice bit of creativity! 😉

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10.04.2020 Day 29 of self isolation. A ten mile ride!

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Friday 10th 32F, A bright start after a light frost has left the grass whitened. Expected to be rather cloudy today. Thin, high cloud was thickening as I walked briskly to the lanes. The lowest traffic count yet. As only three cars, in total, passed by. That, in the time it takes to walk a mile along a [usually] busy, rural main road. Well, busy by Danish rural standards.

Today is normally a bank holiday and people have been told to stay at home and avoid unnecessary journeys. I saw two joggers!! No obvious connections as they were going in opposite directions. So safe, social distancing was being maintained.

Celebs are reeling from criticism for their elitist, indifferent and totally selfish behaviour in the pandemic. They move themselves and their families from their sprawling town mansion in Millionaire's Row. To their sprawling, luxury, second, or third, home in the countryside. Completely against the advice of their government. Just the price of entitlement.

Then they complain of it being "like a prison" in their sprawling billionaire's mansions. As the poor try to survive the lock down in a one bedroom flat. With assorted, squabbling and snotty children and an abusive drunk and/or drug addict for company. Which makes me wonder how many infections will occur through the drug trade? Not enough? Not nearly enough!

South Africa has so far avoided the expected explosion in cases. The strict lock down may be responsible but for how long? New York alone has more cases and deaths than any single country. No doubt that will be the Chump Effect. Even his loyal brownshirts, in the Republican Party, are beginning to question how much longer he will safeguard their lifelong, gravy train lifestyles. All he has to do is keep talking and talking and talking, complete and utter bollocks. It makes him popular with his electorate because they talk exactly the same bollocks all day long.

The only thing I have heard from Chump, which makes any sense, is about the leader of the WHO. Has anybody checked this chap's offshore bank account for inpayments from Sly Jinping's Cartel? Little else makes sense to my cynical world view after listening to the same ridiculous bullshit over and over again. For year after year for over 70 years at the last count. Though thank the [imaginary gods] I'm not David Icke! He should stop talking too. As should I. But these "complete nutters" are my isolation therapy. At least, that's my excuse. 😊

I like to think of myself as "the only one in the village." That being the token, tricycling clown. Though there has been precious little tricycling recently. I keep struggling past the trike in the shed. It never gets an outing these days. There is no rule against exercise in the great outdoors. Particularly in the completely unpopulated Danish countryside.

You don't even see the homeless tramps these days. Like we did in the first few years of living here. They would push prams or pushchairs loaded with their belongings along the road. It must be ten years since I last saw one. They used to be almost commonplace and would group together at the huge, annual, outdoor markets.

We used to drive for miles to visit these markets aas they rotated around the country. We'd look for the older things we valued for relatively small change. Sadly the markets changed too. Instead of a huge variety of semi-antique stalls they were taken over by rows and rows of complete tat. Tasteless, mass produced china and plastic ornaments. Or stuff which even the charity shops threw away, became the norm.

I have been monitoring the news about the highest risk groups. I'm probably quite a bit fitter than most of them. Far more so for my age group. Many of whom never get any exercise at all! I choose to tricycle for all the reasons given here earlier in this endless blog. Just as I choose to be a rural, morning walker too. If nobody else walks in the countryside does that make me even weirder as an [almost unique in Denmark] "sporting" tricyclist?

Who cares? I had lots of strangers waving at me from their cars. People would stop to talk outside supermarkets. As I packed my groceries in the latest version of a "saddle" bag. Most were surprised to discover I was English. Perhaps the trike should have been ample warning of "mad dogs and wotsits going out in the mid day sun?"

The sight of me, in my "proper" racing cyclist's outfit, riding down a distant high street, drew far more attention than any super-sports car! You have to be a bit of an extrovert to ride a trike. What other excuse does one need? It is just a bicycle with an "extra" wheel. Not an old man with an extra arm. Nor even two heads! Get over it! Ride a trike! If you can. 🤡

Well, I talked myself into a ride. First I had to clean the mud off the wheels. Which then became a complete wash down and polish with a clean rag. The ride was meant to be just around the block but the village beckoned. I just wanted it see how it was going down there after a month's absence. About as quiet as a Sunday morning. Headwind coming home. About ten miles in all. Going incredibly well. Even dancing on the pedals on every short rise.

The Sigma computer had eaten yet another battery! I should have bought a pallet full of the 2032 batteries to cope. Three batteries in all. One for the head only lasts about a month in winter. Or two if you are lucky and the sun is shining. Then there's another for the cadence and another for the front wheel sensor. No wonder people don't trust electric cars to get them home! Sigma battery consumption is worse than EverReady torches from my youth! And, that was back in the middle of the last century! 

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9.04.2020 Day 28 of self-isolation.Jinping Pandemic Darwin Awards: Manchester UK partygoers.

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Thursday 9th 45-56F, a sunny day in progress if the cloud clears as promised. A walk to the lanes.

Boris is on the mend but still in ICU. 

Danish researchers have built a low cost and compact, emergency respirator, from scratch, in only two weeks.

Failing GM wants $400,000,000 [Four, hundred million dollars] to make some ventilators, some time, or other, down the road.

I wonder if anybody will notice if I make some predictions with 1000% guaranteed certainty of them coming true?

The trillions being put into the global economy will mostly be stolen by corporate thieves and other organized criminals. Guaranteed!

The EU's public funding, for covering losses due to the pandemic, will  mostly end up in the wrong hands. Guaranteed!

Chump has already removed the financial overseer of the $2,000,000,000,000, [2 trillion] tax dollars being handed to the world's most corrupt and greedy individuals on the planet. i.e. His wealthy [offshore, tax free] cronies. 

All the presently failing companies will be given huge handouts to prolong the agony before they officially register as bankrupt. Then blame the Jinping Pandemic as the top echelon retire early to Billionaire's Row.

The familiar supersportscar manufacturers McLaren, Ferrari, Lamborghini and all the other "exotics," will be gearing up for automated, mass production to cope with "unprecedented sales."

The online newspapers will be full of  stories of sociopath's corruption when dealing with public funds for decades to come.

Chump will claim he fixed The Jinping pandemic, single handedly and will be seen to walk on water in his smug, re-election videos. He will appear to be in front of vast, cheering crowds of [virtual] zombies but will never feed the 5000 "due to a lack of funds." 👼

Billions will be available to build a huge, golden statue of Chump to celebrate the "Second Coming."

The Chump Prize will be awarded annually to "celebrities" for looking "decorative" after costly plastic surgery.

Today's Jinping Pandemic Darwin Award: It was a close run thing. With several willing candidates for drooling idiocy in these dangerous times. The police in Greater Manchester closed down not one, not two, not even three, but 660 parties last weekend. All being held against the emergency rules of assembly under the Jinping Pandemic. Is Greater Manchester singularly unfortunate that it should have so many "willfully, educationally challenged?"  Tragically it would seem so. Unless other cities can claim a lower, average IQ? Form an orderly queue, please! And do maintain your social distancing! 💀

https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-manchester-52221688

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8.04.2020 Day 27. Today's JPDA: Thomas "Fuckwit" Modly [retired.]

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Wednesday 8th 42F, a bright start expected to become cloudy with more wind than yesterday. It seems I had missed a day in counting our self-isolation. Now corrected. Not that our isolation feels any different to our normal lives. Apart from a reduction in noisy traffic. Being retired places no obligation on us to go out. Just imagine the fear if you found you had to go to work! With far more infected, or carriers in society, without ever being registered. At least 50-80 times the quoted national numbers of infected according to the the latest wise heads.

The Danish "personal shopper" website system, provided by Rema1000 supermarket & Wigo, is working very well for us so far. This excellent home delivery system provides us with a secure "air gap" between ourselves and the pandemic. We are still extremely careful in handling the shopping on arrival. 

May the supermarket chains which DO NOT provide this service take note: They will not be enjoying our routine custom in future. In this highly competitive and cutthroat money printing arrangement. The writing is clearly on the wall: Normal shopping is highly unlikely to be possible for countless people this year. Nor, quite possibly, the next!

The youngest children are going back to school after Easter in about week's time. This will almost certainly mean a vast and uncontrolled increase in the number of completely unregistered, virus infected "out in the wild." Whether they show symptoms, or not! 

There follows the massively increased chance of infection routes to higher risk groups. The sick, the elderly, smokers, the obese, the pregnant, drug addicts, alcoholics, the unfit, diabetics and all those on immunity inhibiting medication. That hardly scratches the surface of our sickly and elderly society.

How many real people is that? Say, one third of the entire population in need of protection by isolation? Do you see these countless millions beating a path to YOUR shop door in the future?

There is even talk now, in the serious news channels, of reinfection of those who have already recovered from the virus. If this is true, then human society will never be the same again. Whole groups will have to be protected by long term isolation. Or face the hideous reality of their untimely deaths. Only a [guaranteed safe] vaccine will allow a return to normal, human association and former globalized economies.

Many people do not respond well to vaccines! What then? On top of the crippling damage to the economy and society, from lock down. There will be the huge burden of supporting the protected groups by "remote control." Many of whom are not tech savvy enough to remote conference their traditional carers! 

You can't possibly have these huge numbers of people, at risk, attending today's doctor's surgeries or hospital outpatient clinics! What about the home help system? What chance a monthly bath or shower now? Will there be vast "retirement homes" set up in newly deserted factories? With an "air gap" between carers, "meals on wheels" and the terminally vulnerable inhabitants?

We will all be watching China with interest and trepidation. The Jinping Cartel's callous disregard for the terrifying dangers of an untreatable, global pandemic have not gone unnoticed. Nobody believes a single word, or number, coming out of their lying orifices. It is all entirely their own fault. Trust is earned. Not built from the ground up with yet more obvious lies.

Today's, richly deserved, Jinping Pandemic Darwin Award goes to: Thomas "Fuckwit" Modly [retired.] This retarded, but fully, self-entitled fuckwit not only sacked the desperate Captain of the Roosevelt aircraft carrier. As his crew went down with the Jinping Virus. But Thomas "Fuckwit" Modly publicly badmouthed the rightly concerned and humane captain into the bargain!

Was Thomas "Fuckwit" Modly emboldened by Chump's own appalling behaviour towards "his" staff? Whenever The Grate Leader desperately needs another scapegoat for his own drooling idiocy and transparent inadequacy?

 Acting US Navy secretary T. 'Fuckwit' Modly resigns - BBC News

Thomas "Fuckwit" Modly then flew 8000 miles to tell the crew they were very naughty to cheer as their concerned captain left their sinking ship. How utterly, fuckwittingly insane is that?

Were there any natural justice in this world, Thomas "Fuckwit" Modly will never work again. Being a serial brown-noser to Chump is not a qualification! It is a sign of grave personal weakness: That they let their over-wrought ambition cloud their judgement enough to allow them to work for Chump.  How low has the USS Chump really sunk to treat serving officers this way? The message: Fuck The Country but don't fuck with Chump!

 

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7.03.2020 Day 26. Today's Jinping Pandemic Darwin Award: David Icke.

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Tuesday 7th 45-64F, clear and bright with complete calm at 8.15. Lighter winds but lower temperatures expected today. Walked up and down the road in both directions. [Not simultaneously.]

Boris remains in IC overnight. While two "entitled" politicooze consider themselves above any laws for controlling the pandemic.  One Scot has resigned while the other's was not accepted in NZ. Now there's a clear signal to the public that the "entitled" have far more rights than mere plebs. It seems that we must only pray for the entitled.

America's black population is suffering far higher losses than whites. Totally out of proportion in numbers. The black population are relatively packed together and suffer worse health than whites on average. Presumably many of them are uninsured for health care in Chump's "enlightened" USA.

Sweden has dropped Malaria treatments for Covid-19. It made patients symptoms worse and had bad side effects. Meanwhile Chump is siding with his trade secretary over the advice of highly qualified doctors, virologists and health experts. 

Today's Jinping Pandemic Darwin Award: David Icke the professional conspiracy theorist and UFO fan has connected 5G mobile phones masts and the Jinping Pandemic. The YT video has been taken down and YT now deletes all references made between the pandemic and 5G mobile towers. Guess what? There is no 5G service in the cities mentioned in connection with the pandemic.

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6.04.2020 Day 25 of self isolation. JPDA: Where do I queue for this week's Apple ventilator, styling update?

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Monday 6th April, 47-66F, clear and bright but breezy again from the south. It is supposed to reach 19C or 66F today but with 20mph+ gusts all day. Yesterday I was working outside at 44F, but the wind chill meant I was wearing all my usual, winter clothing. Including my old down jacket, long underwear, fleece jacket and trousers, two jumpers, polo neck and gloves!

Just a quick walk to the lanes. Today I was sweating in a T-shirt as I trimmed a boundary hedge to allow free access down the drive. The property next door seems not to attract willing martyrs to hedge trimming so I was forced to intervene.

Talking of martyrdom, We too suffered from the ridiculously wet winter. There being several hundred meters of rain collecting drive. All bunging the run-off down our own, final section. This was apt to play havoc with our attempt to stem the incoming tide with mere gravel. It all turned to muddy mush. With very poor adhesion and an ugly brown mess on the tyres and assorted boots. At times one half expected to see fish in the steady stream coming our way! 

The latest, Danish, government strategy is to slowly upon up society after the successful, pandemic lock down. The number of cases and deaths has so far remained low in Denmark. Though initially I felt they weren't doing enough. The same opinion I held for many other countries. With their leaders in public denial as cases mounted. 

The problem is that modern society cannot exist under a permanent lock down. Somebody has to pay the bills and do all the work which a service oriented economic system requires. The so-called, herd immunity is a long way from reality. It all depends on the number of acceptable losses. The Danes have largely accepted self-isolation and limits on their movements. In exchange they have "enjoyed" much lower numbers of infected and a much lower death toll than counties making headlines elsewhwere. 

Even this has its great dangers. With so [relatively] few cases in Denmark. The disease hasn't yet had a chance to thin out the most vulnerable. There are far too few infected survivors [so far] to have built up resistant antibodies in society as a whole. Even if that were possible without horrendous loss of life.

Opening up now could be catastrophic if it occurs too quickly. Not only through an explosion of new cases and inevitable losses. But by providing a myriad of infection routes to the most vulnerable.

By flattening the curve of the numbers of infected, the Danish health system could still cope. While it geared up to a unique and extremely dangerous situation laid on top of all their normal services. There were inevitable and tragic losses to medical staff though a lack of protective equipment for front line personnel. 

This situation of vital equipment shortages continues. As big name companies try to milk public opinion for future sales strategies. By promising to make vital equipment available, from scratch, using their supposedly advanced design and alien manufacturing facilities. The latter usually occurs in factories abroad in today's remote slavery, technological society.

Spending billions on producing a family of stylistically perfect, rounded corners on a mobile phone casing, is arguably not a vital technological skill. Certainly not one which can be transferred directly to mass producing ventilators in a global crisis! I'm still waiting to hear how Chump wants to limit exporting vital ventilator technology to its global, economic competitors!

Meanwhile, Boris@uk is in hospital being poked and prodded, but said to be recovering.
Update: Boris has been moved to intensive care. Let us hope for the best.

Meanwhile I have a late entry to The Jinping Pandemic Darwin Awards: Waitrose supermarkets management. You know who you are. You know exactly what you are doing. Inhumane behaviour is inhumane however you try to whitewash over it. Modern slavery is alive and well in the high streets of Britain. It can be found at your local branch of Waitrose.   

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5th March 2020. Day 24. Today's Jinping Pandemic Darwin Award: 🤣 5G mast burners! 🤣

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Sunday 5th, 40-56F, bright with thin, milky cloud. This is awful: Today's April "heat wave" could reach 14C in continuous sunshine! A walk to the lanes with a nagging southerly breeze taking the edge off the spring sunshine. Lots of small birds playing "tag" in the hedges.

The day remained bright sunshine but increasingly windy. Even at 55N I was wearing my winter down jacket and gloves! Interesting that our road is being favoured this weekend by sporting motorcyclists on high performance machines. We get them in their hundreds in high summer. Though it is rare indeed for them to be out this early in the year. It could be the pandemic is giving them all a reason to have a ride before they die young. Or just the unusually warm and dry conditions.

Today's Jinping Pandemic Darwin Award goes to: Willfully, educationally disadvantaged, UK arsonists! [Aka: Total fuckwits!] You'll never guess what they did? Sorry, I can't stop laughing.. 🤣 They tried to set fire to 5G mobile network masts! Why? To stop the spread of the Jinping Virus. 🤣 In the UK, no less! 🤣 Though it was in the Midlands. So it is almost understandable. I hear there's "quite a lot of it about" in those parts.

I mean: Do what? 🤣 Bloody Hell! 🤣 WTF? 🤣 Dugh? 🤣 Really? 🤣 Dogh? 🤣 Que? 🤣 Fack me! 🤣 OMG! 🤣Does not compute! 🤣 Sheesh! 🤣 They did what? 🤣 I don't believe it! 🤣Words fail me! 🤣

Surely, everybody knows, by now, that you just need a mask, big enough to go around the antennae at the top of the mast. That would easily stop the Jinping Virus from spreading out. Job done! 👍

Since these people are also highly likely to be "willfully employment disadvantaged" they could get their long term carers to help them set up a GoFundMe: With: "Your message here!" advertising to pay for the cloth. But using stolen sewing machines from all the house break-ins. Do Midlands burglars actually steal sewing machines? They are pretty, bloody heavy, you know! Too much like hard work, I would have thought. 

Nah. There are surely loads of modern slavery, sewing sweatshops in the Midlands. All employing trafficked "illegals" in far better working conditions than the big sports labels sweatshops in Bangladesh. These UK sweatshops have had decades of practice at producing <cough> designer ball gowns for titled [and entitled] debutantes. Some of whom must have been willfully weight disadvantaged. [i.e. Corpulent heiresses having "child bearing hips" and desperate "to be covered."]

So the slave seamstresses could could have done quite a decent job of running up a nice, big, 5G, mast mask. Not to mention doing it in tasteful fabrics for hardly any money at all. Even allowing for the fleet of gold plated Lambos for the sweatshop owner to drive around in. Despite being officially registered as claiming benefits for his "extended family" over several decades.

The above was intended to be mildly amusing. If only to myself. The truth is that Facebook Advertising.com is hosting a group of evil fuckwits bent on damaging the UK mobile phone infrastructure at this critical time for communications. Facebook refused to close the group until the BBC raised the issue. Only then was the group closed down. Until then, Facebook's advertising revenue was far more important than real people's lives.

 Coronavirus: Scientists brand 5G claims 'complete rubbish' - BBC News

It seems their evil fuckwittery has resulted in critical staff being confronted, while on duty, by the deranged, willfully, educationally disadvantaged. [Aka:Non-PC: Retards.] As well as numerous masts being damaged by those of a similar level of drooling idiocy. Which is really no joke at all! Professional Russian activists trying to undermine the UK on Pootin's orders? Who can tell? Except Facebook Advertising.com.  

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4.04.2020 Day 23. Today's Jinping Pandemic Darwin Award: 💀 Pirate "BOYD" Chump! 💀

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Saturday 4th 38-47F, calm with bright sunshine at 7.50 but some cloud. Just a brisk walk to the lanes.

It steadily clouded over as the wind picked up. I saw a low altitude, Red kite looking for breakfast over the fields. It seemed unperturbed by my presence. Rather a lot of traffic today. Saturday shopping?

Today's Jinping Pandemic Darwin Award: 💀 The infamous pirate, Captain "BOYD" Chump for stealing 200,000 masks from the German, front line Police. 😷 The masks were hijacked in a daring raid by US special forces. 😷 Witnesses reported that they escaped aboard Airforce1. 💀 Which had been specially painted black [with Chump's signature emblazoned in giant gold leaf lettering along the fuselage] for this <cough> stealth mission.💀 A "Skull and crossbones" had been painted below the aircraft's cockpit like a wartime, US bomber heading for Germany. 💀

😷 Captain "BOYD" Chump is bravely refusing to wear a mask himself due to his towering vanity and towering narcissism. 😷 Thereby avoiding becoming a fine example to all the other "willfully, educationally challenged" American citizens. 😷 Though he, himself, is, of course, a dangerous immigrant by his own standards and probably an international criminal. 😷

🤡 Another day passes with record loss of life in America to the Jinping Pandemic. You know, the same, Jinping Virus which is "no worse than a mild case of flu" according to the Captain of his sinking, pirate ship. 🤡 As the country suffers yet another broadside of hideous reality. 🤡 At the hands of the permanently, made-up clown in the orange wig. I have a new idea: Put a wall around Chump inside his self-made, circus ring. Then evacuate it! Problem solved. 🤡

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3.04.2020 😷 Day 22. 😷 A veritable Jinping Pandemic of Darwin Awards: 😷

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Friday 3rd April, 35F, clear, becoming overcast. Another windy day in prospect but with slightly more sunshine. If you can believe either of them! A cold wind as I circumnavigated the village church and back. There was a notice hanging on the gate about graveyard maintenance being put on the back burner for the duration. I wouldn't have minded a bit of social distancing from the traffic one of these days. The minimum [social] distance from pedants and cyclists, before The Jinping struck, was 1.5 meters. Now 2m ought to do it, but no. It would be too much trouble for the lazy gits to drive around us.  

Happy Birthday Dave! Stay safe! 😷

There are just, far too many Jinping Pandemic Darwin Awards today. So I'll make a rough list in no particular order of importance. We don't want anybody that dangerously retarded "willfully, educationally disadvantaged" thinking they are remotely important:

Important Note: The term: "Retarded" is not allowed during a pandemic on the grounds of personal sensibilities under Strict Social Control. The Head Editor has therefore, unanimously decided that "willfully, intellectually disadvantaged" will just have to do from now on.

I wanted to go on using retarded for as long as possible. But we have to respect the peasants pedant's wishes. So, from now on, Chump will be referred to as interu interllektjuly wolfully, willfully intellectually disavd divads disadvantaged. And not a fumbling, retarded, sociopathic, self promoting fuckwit.

First JPD Award: The US navy bosses who sacked the concerned captain of an aircraft carrier as the Jinping coronavirus began to spread like HIV through the crew. These same, career, US navy bosses had absolutely no answer to his pleas for help. So somebody naughty leaked his letter to his [alleged] superiors.

No doubt Herr Doktor Chump [the world's leading, immigrant vitriologist] didn't like the captain. Not only for bringing international attention to his grave plight. But much worse: Taking the limelight off Himself as the Coming of the second Mind Messer messiah. [Whatever.]

We got the message already! Forces personnel are always completely disposable at the whim of the Grate Leader. Though not as disposable as surgical gloves and masks on an aircraft carrier. Because there simply aren't enough of those to go around. 

Oh BTW: Avoid nitrile gloves by XYZ. They have the strength of sopping wet, soft, single layer, toilet tissue left outside in all weathers since the 1950s. i.e. Made in the 1950s and still being sold as new stock.

What's next ON the JPDA list? Oh, yes: The utterly, utterly, utterly deluded, Danish "Ayatollah" who wanted to open the churches for services at Easter. Woohoo! This is strictly out there with all the other seriously, Twilight Zone, pandemic stories. Woohoo! Woohoo, indeed.

And no, despite constant rumours to the contrary,  prayer has never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever defended anyone or anything against any risk, large, small or global. That's why priests and churches always have insurance. Get it? Thought not.

Not once in entire human history has prayer altered the course of a detached fly's wing or a single thistledown on a vesper. Proof enough? I think so.

Fortunately the Danish priests rose up, en masse, against their "fiddling Nero." So the Easter church opening idea was quickly "hung up to dry" as it were. On the grounds of religious congress being totally and utterly bonkers during a pandemic.

Or, to put it as simply as possible for their "willfully, educationally challenged" church leadership: The priests didn't want to meet Their Maker quite yet. Life is far too cushy, thank you very much. Besides, just think of the backlog of funerals if the priesthood started dropping like flies?

They'd have to get the excavator driver at the mass graves to say a few words of condolence. Something respectful, like: "Fuck me! That's another, giant, dumper truck load of dead bodies!"

All the while ensuring correct social distancing and wearing a mask and gloves, of course. I presume the excavator drivers of mass graves are considered "essential personnel?" We don't want any "weekend excavator warriors" doing this vitally important job. A zombie pandemic on top of the real one would be unthinkable! [Except in America.]

I have another, very minor JPDA for professional fake news assemblers on the extreme right of fascist idiocy. Your strong, political bias shows how closely related you are to all the other members of your "willfully, educationally disadvantaged" classes. So, May the Chump be With You!

BTW: Anybody who has reached this far should  immediately employ "social distancing" from this daily dose of excessive silliness.  😷 

Let's be careful out there! 😷 Or preferably, not out there. At all! 😷

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