28 Mar 2020

28.03.2020 Day 16. Jinping Pandemic Darwin Award: Fox/Faux/Fake News.

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Saturday 28th 28-51F, clear at first but thick mist by 8:00. What do we want? We want our promised sunshine and we want it now!

I walked across the fields up to the woods in thick mist. Then back along the marsh track as the mist thinned. There were even a few brighter moments as blue patches appeared overhead. It was sunny until mid afternoon. When cloud crossed from the north.

The Head Gardener roped me into sawing large, upward growing branches from the hideously thorny hedges. I stabbed my hand with a thorn, right through my leather gloves and now it hurts like hell! Just like I've been hit with  a hammer. After a quick change of uniform, The Head Nurse has applied a drop of Tea Tree oil to the almost invisible wound. Which is Her all purpose snake oil disinfectant in these moments of major, medical crisis. We must hope that a full frontal lobotomy is not vitally necessary for a full recovery. Mine, not Hers.

In further medical news: Dr. Chump Von Quack, the self-styled, world's leading vitriologist, is having General Motors make respirators. So far, have the mighty fallen! Do you ask a farmer to make medical masks? Do you ask a chain of pet shop owners to make virus test kits?

Is there no remaining, manufacturing business in the whole of the USA who could rapidly convert to making lots of respirators or virus testers? The answer is obviously no. So he must call on a failed car maker instead. Particularly if it has a "messy woman" at its head. One whom can be bullied without the right of reply. Mind you, she did want a billion dollars and five years to start making respirators in bulk. Or so it would seem, from what passes for the news these days. I might just have lost something in the translation from US Ingleesh, Googul Mews.

Fox/Faxe/Fake News reached a new, all time record high with the sacking of another of their  Chump [Fake News] Mouthpieces. She had somehow forgotten that Chump [the immigrant] had completely changed his tune once desperately needed voters actually started dying like flies. The US now has far more cases than China. That 's what Dr. Chump [the world's leading vitriologist] calls: "Making America Grate Again. By loudmouth denial of reality. Another win for drooling idiocracy! 😷

How do I know? More American's now believe in Chump's qualifications as the world's leading vitriologist, than don't. Spooky!! Now we're all strictly in the Twilight Zone! Wooohoo!

Let's see if I have this right: So, no, Jinping Virus is no longer as completely harmless as last week's flu, fake news. Which causes lots and lots of deaths BTW! No, that was Chump's previous message. And, no, Chump's patented and copyrighted, Infantile Twatter bullshit is not a miracle cure for Jinping Virus. Not even with a shot. That comes next. When he starts the "laying on of hands." They'll really <cough> lap that up <cough> according his previously recorded bragging scriptures! It's no wonder guns are so popular with him on the loose! 😏


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