4 Jan 2020

4.1.20 "And don't call me Sauron!" 😊

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Saturday 4th 40F, dark grey, blowing a gale and raining. Some sunshine is promised in a late update. It may stop raining at 10 or it might stop raining after lunch. Eany, meany, miney, mo.

The laden leaden sky started to break up during my walk. It is now sunny with rapidly thinning cloud.

Coyote "AWOL" Morrison is getting heartily sick of whinging fire victims going on global TV. So he has sent in 3000 army reserves to help the unpaid voluntary firefighters. Some of whom have lost literally everything, including their own lives, while fighting other people's fires. Many firefighters have not received any wages from their regular jobs while firefighting.

Coyote "AWOL" has also set aside $10m of coal laundering money for hiring water bombers. And, as a great personal favour, even given special permission for the planes to be temporarily housed at forces airfields. 

Now we just need to hear that the Ozzy insurance companies are refusing to pay out on fires because the firefighter was not present to extinguish his own flames. Or, their favourite get out clause: The fires are "an act of god." I'm pretty sure even "AWOL" would deny he's that important. Except to himself, of course. What a way to run somebody else's country! 

"And don't call me Sharon!" When asked the name of climate activist, Greta Thunberg, on a panel show, a clueless actress went completely blank and answered "Sharon." Never mind, Greta, at least she didn't call you "Sauron!" We'll leave that to the corrupt dictator of pro-coal USA. Or even the corrupt, pro-coal, gas and oil, dictator of Proto-Soviet Russia II. 😉

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