14 Aug 2023

14.08.2023 Heatstroke photography.

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Monday 14th 10C/59F. Bright and almost clear. Some speckled, high cloud to the south. Up at 6am. 

No walk. I drove to the builder's merchants to see if they'd offer a "members" discount on a new mower. A sour faced prune offered a £2 discount on a £400 machine! Despite my having spent a fortune at their emporium over the years. Their competitors were asking up to £60 cheaper! I declined and told them I was going to their competitors. Only to discover online that both "names" had quietly joined forces. Yet another pair of shared monopolies become one!

 I bought the mower elsewhere anyway. The poor old Bosch Rotak is knackered and won't cut low, or wet, or longer grass. The new mower has a much wider cut. Which should save hours of trundling back and forth in narrow strips. Particularly on the drive. The batteries showed they were flat out of the box. So I have them on charge. I am hoping to get a lower cut in. Hopefully before the next rain. The opening of the new collector box/bag is wide open and full size. I like that.

 The Rotak collector box was an absolute pain to empty! It was heavy when full and had to be tipped back and forth endlessly. Just to get the damp grass out of the small opening.

 The designer of that atrocity should be made to wear the collector box over their head for the rest of their life! Nothing less is adequate punishment. For the torture their design has caused countless owners! 

 17.00 The lawns and drive have been covered again. At half the height this time. I even had a go at the verge on the main drive. The new mower gets all excited when it detects increased resistance. It speeds up. Like the roar of an afterburner! 

 Now I have a suitable mower I ought to start on the space behind the felled chestnut. Acres of rolling turf as far as the eye can see? Or not!

It would be pretty major undertaking now. Barren earth has become wilderness. Unknown creatures are swinging from tree to tree. There is the crash of heavy bodies launching themselves back into the ponds. Huge birds circle high overhead calling plaintively. There are strange cries at night! YouTube influencers sneak in to capture strange, alien lifeforms. 

 The picture was taken through the balcony room windows. It was 32C out there and I had to be quick or suffer from heat stroke. You can see the problem! Stop laughing at the back! It's not remotely funny! 😏

Dinner was something they serve in the mess. Aptly named in this case. If I don't blog tomorrow you can blame the week old eggs! Both yolks broke as I turned them over in a firmly stuck pan. I gave it all 20 minutes. Just in case any of it had gone off.


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13 Aug 2023

13.08.2023 Thirty Yellow Jerseys?

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Sunday 13th 15C/60F. Rather dark overcast and quite breezy. A mostly dry day with a SW breeze. Up at 6.30 after another restless night with long, weird dreams. 

 Grubbe Mølle. Grubbe Mill. Near Fåborg. A historic water mill and Dutch style windmill on one site. Both are fully functional. Conducted tours cost 50kr. About £5 equivalent. There is a very atmospheric yard with old buildings and the mill pond. Lying on a curved, tree lined lane off the main road from Millinge. The lane continues on to Horne. Where the main road leads to the Bøjden Ferry terminal to Germany.

8.15  It is brightening up with blue patches now. I need a suitable goal[s] for a ride. There are four, Sunday flea markets I haven't visited before. All in the same, SE direction, down towards the sea. I need to do more grocery shopping. So that can be easily managed where appropriate. During what should be a pleasant ride in beautiful countryside.

9.00 Morning coffee. The e-bike is fully loaded and prepared. 

1.45 20C/68F. Returned from an 82km ride. [~50miles] Loads of effortless hills were climbed or swooped down. Spinning at up to 110rpm. Visited half a dozen flea markets. Quite a lot of sunshine between the clouds. I detoured to a supermarket but they were closed for stocktaking! Weird!

The GPS tracking shows I rode two, long, snaking routes, almost parallel, but with three crossings. A thoroughly enjoyable ride. I saw lots of cyclists. Including a whole peloton of around thirty, club riders. All in yellow, enjoying the climbs around Håstrup.

 A large, flooded sand and gravel quarry. The plant in the foreground was unavoidable. I was perched on a narrow ledge of sand. With a steep drop beyond! I visited this quarry years ago, to buy gravel, when it was still dry.

 A farmer, in his pickup, confirmed his criminal insanity. By passing me, about a foot away, at 80mph. Just as the only car for miles, on a long straight. Passed me going in the opposite direction. 

 Later on, a Mercedes driver reversed out of his drive without even bothering to look. Missed me by inches as cars were overtaking me. Leaving me with no chance of swinging wide. I expect this one was as pissed as a farmer too. They eventually overtook me at twice the [lowered] speed limit for a built up area. It seems this is allowed. Provided you have an expensive [Bmw-audi] German car with posh, alloy wheels.

Some light shopping in the village. Before returning to a 4" high lawn! Which had been far too wet to attack with the mower. I made a late lunch and then went into zombie mode. Falling asleep at the keyboard. In readiness for my afternoon nap. Which typically overshot from the approved 40 minutes into a full hour. It seems I am suffering from LOGS. Lazy old git syndrome.

17.30 70F. Enjoying a suitably belated, afternoon tea and a toasted roll. With a digestive biscuit of course.

19.30 66F. I have mowed all the grass including the drive. Both batteries are flat and on charge. There is still lots of work to be done requiring the hedge clipper[s.] My wife's flower bed is solid with colour. Nothing large of flashy. Just lots of small flowers and spires. Mostly pinks through to purples. Too many thistles are coming up and will need to be chopped to the ground. There are loads of apples and pears this year. Despite the trees not being clipped. Or because of it? 

 I am going for an easy dinner. Chips with fish fingers. It doesn't need to be tended. Nor even monitored.

 There are rumours flying all over the Internet that I have been cheating. The recent lack of images was used as evidence that my culinary skills are not all I might claim them to be. So, I have made the effort to prove my ability. Hey presto! Oven ready fish fingers and chips from my own fair hands. With two freshly washed <cough> fresh tomatoes. No AI image shenanigans involved either. So there! 😇


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12 Aug 2023

12.08.2023 Burp!

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 Saturday 12th 62F. Heavy overcast and misty. With lighter winds fiddling with the top branches of the garden trees. Rain and showers. Possibly heavy, with thunder, is today's forecast. A large area of rain is sliding north-eastwards on the radar. With my location just outside the ragged western boundary. 

 I had no suitable image so here is an image taken tomorrow. Of an old, half-timbered farmhouse. Typically four-sided around a square yard. With animal sheds and barns on the other three sides. Because it was built on a steep slope, the house itself was constructed on a raised platform of field stones. To provide a flat foundation and floors.

 The corrugated, asbestos-cement roofing is very typical of Denmark. It took over from almost universal, rural thatch, from around the 1950s. Though it was developed earlier at the start of the century. It was light enough to be laid on new roofing battens. Without needing new trusses or rafters. 

 The low, narrow portal to the interior of the yard became a very serious handicap. As farm mechanisation required much larger machinery. Than the traditional, horse drawn implements. Harvesters in particular became much taller and wider. Sometimes a whole length of building would be demolished. To allow easier access. At other times the farm would be sold off as a previous generation of farmer retired. Usually sold to a larger holding. 

 A pattern repeated through the centuries of farming. In Denmark the generation taking over a business has to pay taxes to buy the property. The farmhouse and its attached buildings would then usually be sold off as private households. Or left to rot if beyond repair. Or the farm was left without a successor. Known as a Dødsboer. [Dead persons property.] Some such buildings were an eyesore as they steadily decayed. Often in the middle of a village. The number of active farm businesses continues to shrink. As others grow ever larger. Modern farming requires huge investments in machinery. Which, in turn, demands very large fields to make farming economical. Leading to the loss of trees, hedges, footpaths and outdated properties.

 There are still countless examples of these old style, farm buildings in many Danish villages. As well as huge numbers out in the countryside. The almost closed square would have large doors closing the portal as required. In harsh winters this provided shelter within the yard. At other times the portal would be opened. To allow a draught from the wind. To help with manually handling the harvested grain crops. 

 A farm is called a Gård in Danish. Meaning "yard." Engl. Pron: Goard. Usually with a prefix to suggest an earlier owner or some aspect of its situation. e.g. Elmegård. Elm Farm. These names avoided confusion between which farm was being discussed. Just as the English used many different names for its farms. e.g. Cherry Tree Farm.   

A rather restless night. The new [recycled] bed may now be firmer than before but was not uncomfortable. Merely different. Up at 7.00. My back is not quite so bad this morning. A walk would be a good idea. Despite the forecast.

 I have to dump the old, sprung mattress at the recycling yard. They open at 9.00. Some shopping to do afterwards. As my larder shelves are gathering dust. Leaving me with few options for dinner.

  9.00 65F. Just back from my walk and enjoying morning coffee. My walk was a grey affair but dry. Apart from the spray from my shoes on the backs of my calves. The roads were very wet in places. My back pain was much less obtrusive today. I will try not to make it worse while manhandling the old bed base. So I'll bring the open trailer as close as possible to the door. Thereby taking advantage of the height of the steps to avoid unnecessary lifting. 

 10.00 The mattress has gone. Light shopping to follow. I also bought some compost. For planting out the buddleias and a water lily for the carbuncle pond. 

   13.00 21C/70F. Still heavily overcast. Returned from a failed mission to find a better mattress at ever more distant charity shops. The lanes were full of harvesters. So large that the huge wheels, or tracks, used both verges. Without even touching the tarmac at times. They were breaking branches off roadside trees. As were stretched trailers, piled high with big hay bales.

14.00 A huge wodge of heavy rain is advancing on the country. It won't miss me this time. Should arrive by about 16.00.

 16.20 The inclemency was, in truth, a bit late. Though it still manged to put on a good show. A very soggy thrush was obviously completely mesmerized. By the heavy droplets splashing onto the water surface of Carbuncle Pond. It remained fixated while standing on the hideously raised edge. Oblivious to all that was going on around him/her/it/*. Even remaining blissfully unaware of the variation in level across the perimeter. Of the foolishly oversized, plastic dish. [* Insert a suitable pronoun of your own choosing.] 

 For dinner I fried diced chicken and mushrooms. Boiled potatoes and added a couple of halved, fresh tomatoes to the plate. Sadly no photos will be forthcoming. So I have no evidence of its creation. Nor its consumption. You will just have to take my word for it. Burp! Will that do? 😄

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