24 Sep 2016

24th September 2016 "He never inhaled!"

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Saturday 24th 50F, 10C, calm and bright. 19 miles.

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Obituary

Since I am having such a problem keeping up with other pensioners on their [electric] bikes I'm just going to have to develop asthma symptoms. A few injections of steroids before major "races" should easily fix their speed margin. Glory will be mine again! Provided I stick to organic honey on my sandwiches I can still claim I'm riding "clean." Not much chance of any gold medals, but hey, winning is the best fix there is! Just ask St. Bradley Wanker. <spit>


Cycling RIP. †


No bløødy flowers!






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