1 Jun 2019

1st June 2019 Only in Denmark!!

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Saturday 1st June. 57-62F and grey again. The trees are moving to renewed, westerly wind. Some sun is promised and a possible 70F/20C. It didn't. A walk to the lanes. It is that time of year when the myriad grasses are all showing off their differences. 

In breaking, Danish National TV, video news: A large, star-like sculpture has been damaged by a fat, naked, presumably male swimmer. It had been put on display over a Danish lake near a festival ground. It is hoped the sculpture can be repaired. Perhaps the sculptor should make allowances for obese vandals in his next design effort?

In another, rather warmer, video news story:  A lady cyclist and a young man stop the traffic to help a family of swans cross a busy main road.  The traffic stops and waits patiently while the pair of swans and offspring waddle across the four lanes.

Right at the end of video a car can be seen illegally using the raised cycle path to pass the stalled traffic queue. I wonder whether the police will be interested in such blatantly criminal behaviour? It is certain that many thousands of Danish viewers will be asking exactly the same question. BUT! What is far, far, far, far more likely is that both video camera owners will now be investigated and prosecuted for publicly sharing images of a crime being committed. Only in Denmark!! Or Russia? Or China?

NOTE: Tempting as it might be, I dare not link to either of these newsworthy videos. Because I would then be guilty of sharing images of crimes being enacted. Which would be against the absolute right to total privacy of all criminals in action in Denmark. [Including mass murdering terrorists.] The national TV stations are [apparently] immune from such prosecution.

Fortunately, I still didn't have a dashcam fitted when I trailered yet more bulky hedge clippings to the recycling yard. The car in front of me was weaving erratically,  back and forth across the village high street until it met the de-restriction signs and left me far behind. Later, the same driver had parked on the brow of a "blind" hump of the main road "protected" by central, double white lines. He had climbed out and was looking in the back of his car. While standing on the offside in the middle of the road with the rear door wide open. I might have suggested he was looking for more beer but I don't like to be accused of generalization.


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30 May 2019

30th May 2019 Shades of grey.

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Thursday 30th 51F, overcast, wet and windy. A religious/bank holiday. No walk! It is only 8.35 and I am already suffering from cabin fever! What a horrible day! The rain and wind never let up.


Here's a moody picture to match the weather.

Friday 31st 55F, dark grey, but calm and dry at the moment. [7.45am] The forecast is mostly cloudy but dry. I had better have a proper walk to catch up on yesterday's almost complete absence of exercise.

A walk to the lanes and beyond in very still but humid conditions. Mist hung over what passes for hills with a clearly defined, lower altitude. A heron went past on its way to the marsh pond. While warblers and chaffinches busied themselves in the hedges.

Talking of which. I attacked the 15' beach hedge with the re-chargeable hedge clippers. I only managed to tame one side. The rest awaits my indulgence.

A young, male cyclist has been seriously injured in the Tour De  Himmelfart, in Odder, East Jylland, Denmark. A woman driver managed to pass the road closure arrangements and collided with the 18 year-old cyclist competing in the Time Trial stage. The young rider is said to be seriously injured but stable in hospital. The race includes classes for all ages from 9 upwards including both male and female riders.

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28 May 2019

28th May 2019 5/9 Blush! 😳

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Tuesday 28th 53-58F, bright but rather cloudy again. The forecast is dry with sunny periods. I may get a short ride in to buy the stuff I couldn't get yesterday due to a lack of supermarket stock. My hedge lopping elbows need a rest to recover.

A private, garden copse and an adjoining field pond borrow each other's growth to expand on their own natural beauty.  The copse hides a large pond and masses of foraging birds.

I walked along the marsh and on up to the woods. The grass was over knee high and sopping wet. As, soon, were also my trousers. Having reached the pond I decided to continue onwards. Only a nervous pair of Mallards were visible on the water and even they made a  swift exit. The densely overgrown marsh was full of birdsong. As was the forest as I skirted along the side of the vast field. It wasn't cold enough for discomfort and my clothing quickly dried as I walked. Light and shadow played on the glistening prairie. As swallows swooped low over the ripening seed heads.

Late morning ride had me returning after a few hundred yards. The temperature was 58F but the wind was blowing right through me! Back to collect a cycling jacket and off again. Not going too badly as I kept the revs up to fight the wind. Only 12 miles.

Wednesday 29th 52F, another bright start with cloud promised. A light westerly wind made my walk to the lanes feel rather too warm on the way back.

There is a rumour, doing the rounds, that the recently abdicated, Queen Bozo of the Amazons is to use her 37 billion, tax free windfall to provide Amazon manual staff a living wage with full back pay. Just more fake news I expect. King Bozo would never allow it! 😉

An afternoon ride to the shops. A bit breezy. The tailwind helped me to 20mph on the way. Back down to 10mph coming home. A past, Danish cycle racer had a few words to say about the senseless way some people drive.. and cycle!

With half a million sports cyclists in Denmark he scolded those who ride two abreast in training groups when they impede the traffic. I have myself often seen the "entitled" cyclists riding three abreast or even with an idiot "outrider." A little consideration goes a long way towards smoothing the way for all road users.

I will often pull into a lay-by, junction or even a private drive to let a bus or lorry pass unimpeded. Many drivers will wave their thanks as I look back for following traffic before continuing. I use my rear view mirror every few seconds while cycling [and driving] to ensure I minimize my impact on the traffic. A trike needs just as much room as a cycle but its greater width often inhibits drivers from overtaking against oncoming traffic.

Interestingly, there was a questionnaire below the cycling, news story. In which I scored a dismal 5/9! I can't even blame the language because I understood the questions well enough. I once made a great song and dance about being repeatedly called a spastic by one driver. Why? Because I turned left without stopping and waiting on the right for the lights to change twice. In fact it is perfectly legal to turn left in one manoeuvre provided one doesn't impede the following traffic. So now I no longer need to feel guilty when I swing left at the lights on empty village roads. [Does not apply to the UK/Japan/Australia where the local rules for a right turn apply.]

One definitely needs a bell on a bicycle. BY LAW! I rarely see bells on racing bicycles so assumed they did not apply to me with my sporting pretensions. [Stop sniggering at the back!]

And finally, the Danes raise an arm with the hand held upright and palm forwards to indicate the cyclist is about to stop. I had no idea this was required by law. Even when stopping at a traffic light. Lessons learned. Must try harder. The comforting message for my poor showing was that I must rarely cycle or I would be in for many surprises. They are probably correct.

I am often surprised at the politeness of many Danish drivers. Even after twenty years here I still find myself expecting the UK's absolute worst [ie. Average] driving behaviour. Conversely, I would imagine many Danes have very nasty surprises if they try to walk or ride a bicycle in Gravely Blighted. If they survive to tell the tale!

Can you imagine a UK driver giving a second thought to a pedestrian crossing a junction? In Denmark it is remarkably unusual for any driver to menace a pedestrian or cyclist crossing a junction in the path of their vehicle. I would often hold back at a junction when I first came here but would be firmly waved on. Nor do the Danes run across the junction. They fully expect the driver to pause for them [the pedestrian AND cyclist] and have been taught to walk steadily at a normal pace.

My memories of the UK roads are "every man for himself" [Aka:Total anarchy] unless several large policemen are actually present. And even then... A UK driver actually holding back instead of cutting off a cyclist crossing a junction? Fake news! It never happened!

Did I tell you how incredibly rarely you hear a car horn in Denmark? Civilization arrived early in Scandinavia but never seems to have crossed the English Channel. I put it down to the corrupt, carriage riding, upper classes making the laws of the road back in 19th century Gravely. Look how they managed to ban road race cycling for over a century. It's no wonder the cyclist and pedestrian are 4th class citizens in Gerrt Briton. Every car owner imagines themselves [en]titled.

You never see a Dane running on a pedestrian crossing. The pedestrian has THE RIGHT OF WAY! God help you if you claim that right in the UK! You'd better know where the nearest A&E is situated. Or pray somebody cares enough to call an ambulance. Probably a foreign tourist? British drivers will lift your limp and bleeding body and dump you on the pavement to keep the traffic flowing! I kid you not!
 

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