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The EU and Danish politicooze are discussing ways to get hundreds of millions of electric cars onto the roads before it is [far] too late. The cost is likely to run into the hundreds of billions and must be raised from somewhere. The statistics tell us that the vast majority of car journeys are within walking distance. With only the driver seated in the vehicle. So why build electric cars with five seats?
Meanwhile, the climate scientists are piling on the misery of "tipping point" effects due to atmospheric CO2 unleashing tens of millions of years worth of naturally stored methane. Anthropogenic CO2 is still increasing. So it now looks highly unlikely our grandchildren will be able to survive out of doors over much of the cloudless globe. It will be completely impossible at temperatures that ensure the complete eradication of anything living on the surface. Except nocturnal ants? The seas will be long dead. So don't bank on a fish diet to replace your guaranteed, forest clearance burgers.
Just in case you thought that was bad: iOgre Google does not recognise "anthropogenic" in its US Inglés spelling checker. Only the UK spelling checker recognises the "anthropogenic" in AGW. So you can safely kiss your 160 million, fat butts goodbye. As you sit in your 1950s gas guzzlers. With your uprated suspension springs sagging. While completely out of your skulls on prescription opiates and riddled with measles. As you try to treat the pain of the constant queuing in the drive-through of your local McLardy's only 25 yards from home. Or so the statistics tell us.
The American car: The socially acceptable face of owning a massively oversized, ridiculously overpowered wheelchair for the deliberately, self-handicapped. Golf bags with wheels? Are you serious? Golfers with caddies? Slaves for the obese, self-handicapped. Golf carts? Electric wheelchairs for the obese, self-handicapped who are afraid of the sky falling.
And, those UK readers at the back can stop sniggering! You're close behind the US in national obesity rates. 🙊 When I were a lad.. nobody could afford to be fat! There were only a couple of fat kids in the entire school and they never stopped eating sticky sweets force fed by their fat mums.
London Transport is banning advertising of junk foods and beverages from their premises. The overpaid fat and sugar laden, sociopathic lobbyists are incensed but need not worry. The ambulance chasers will be along any minute now to reinstate the genocidal wholesaler's advertising of wholesale misery. It is a basic
It was 50 yard mist on my walk. Which, quite literally, meant nothing was visible beyond 50 yards. Nowt, nothing, bugger all. Not even car headlights. Not that this affected driver behaviour one iota. They were as dense as the fog. The hedges on the opposite side of the road were visibly softened by a white haze but they could all still drive at an illegally high speed. Do they really believe they have "special powers" like the comic characters on Netflix?
Only one car had a rear fog light showing. Which, almost miraculously, increased their visibility by another 10 or 15 yards. While those driving with normal tail lights were completely extinguished long before the body of the car vanished into the opaque whiteness. Several drivers were running only on side lights. Which is illegal in Denmark whatever the road conditions and should receive a compulsory, mental health warning. And a full medical and driving test before being allowed to have their joke shop license returned.
What is the answer? Sociopathic laziness of thought and action? Imaginary anonymity from driving an identi-box? Familiarity breeding contempt for the law and basic common sense? A
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