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Monday 25th 32F, thick mist, almost calm. Possible sunny periods later. Or quite possibly no sunny periods at all. Take your pick. Walked to the lanes and was roundly scolded for returning too early for morning coffee. Not one vehicle was showing fog lights and some had no lights on at all. Until they braked half way around the blind bends, of course. A speeding Audi driver miserably failed to run me over. So has booked himself into a top spa and therapy centre to recover at taxpayer's expense.
It seems the entire outpatients list of chronic, elite, asthma sufferers is to congregate in Denmark for something called: The Tour deFrance Asthma. It has already been announced that [asthma drug advertising sponsored] electric motorcyclists carrying red flags will ride in the peloton carrying spare oxygen bottles. Just in case any rider should become breathless while trying to keep up with his fellow sufferers in the vicious crosswinds on the sea bridges.
The Tour deFrance Asthma is considered far more important than the Tour de Denmark because it actually makes money. From obscenely overpaid TV sports journalists staying in posh hotels and dining at 5 Michelin star restaurants. So the race gets special dispensation from the politicooze to <cough> race cross the motorway, sea bridges in front of the world's slowest, motorcycle cameras.
In "cycling friendly" Denmark the most important, annual cycle race globally [for elite asthma sufferers] must not allow any ordinary motorists to wait for more than 20 minutes, for once in their lifetimes. Just in case they need emergency treatment for PTSD.
There is a minimum, one year waiting list for psychiatric treatment, here in benign, socialist "Soylent Green" Denmark. So the politicooze dare not upset the motoring lobby. The Tour of Denmark isn't allowed to cross these bridges. Because it is a net, domestic, tax loss maker. With no chance of stashing any of the proceeds safely offshore.
The sea bridges were never fitted with cycle paths nor pedestrian pavements. They didn't want [just] anybody crossing the bridges without requiring a paying [and polluting] vehicle. Luckily, after Fat Baby Kim and Fat Baby Chump come together, to exceed the critical mass for unstable, narcissistic sociopaths in one place, the world as we know it will end. Then [just] anybody [left] can tricycle across the bridges precisely when they feel like it. See you there? 😉
It seems the entire outpatients list of chronic, elite, asthma sufferers is to congregate in Denmark for something called: The Tour de
The Tour de
In "cycling friendly" Denmark the most important, annual cycle race globally [for elite asthma sufferers] must not allow any ordinary motorists to wait for more than 20 minutes, for once in their lifetimes. Just in case they need emergency treatment for PTSD.
There is a minimum, one year waiting list for psychiatric treatment, here in benign, socialist "Soylent Green" Denmark. So the politicooze dare not upset the motoring lobby. The Tour of Denmark isn't allowed to cross these bridges. Because it is a net, domestic, tax loss maker. With no chance of stashing any of the proceeds safely offshore.
The sea bridges were never fitted with cycle paths nor pedestrian pavements. They didn't want [just] anybody crossing the bridges without requiring a paying [and polluting] vehicle. Luckily, after Fat Baby Kim and Fat Baby Chump come together, to exceed the critical mass for unstable, narcissistic sociopaths in one place, the world as we know it will end. Then [just] anybody [left] can tricycle across the bridges precisely when they feel like it. See you there? 😉
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