3.10.2020 Hydroksy.. hydro.. hydrocyklor.. damnit! Just gimme bleach!

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Saturday 3rd 56F very heavy overcast and windy. Gales is a better term. North-easterly and occasionally fierce. A walk to the lanes to see vast swarms of fidgety gulls, clouds of Wood pigeons, flocks of Chaffinches and distant starlings. 

The gulls kept rising on rumours. To disperse in their hundreds from their familiar, overnight roost on a freshly tilled field. Only the brief, white flash of their wings allowed me to identify the Chaffinches. Otherwise they were invisible against the soil.

Sicko von Chump [German immigrant, wanted for major tax evasion] is said to be doing well. As he floats like a hippo in a large, heated, solid gold bath of swimming pool disinfectant. He suggested this special treatment for himself as the rich daddy's version of his "Chump's Own Patent Medicine." [Instead of getting a backstreet abortionist's $50 shot of cheap, supermarket bleach.] What he really meant to ask for was a bath of hydroxychloroquine. Tragically he couldn't pronounce it properly in his heavily accented, European, mafia boss's, fake, Southern drawl. 

No news on The Lady Melania's progress after her recently publicised attack on illegal immigrants. Some sources said she had suggested that [other] immigrant women should: "Get their kit off, grab themselves a f***ing billionaire by the balls and don't ever let go!" This sounds like useful advice coming straight from the [pedigree] horse's mouth. It's not all bad news though. At least her security staff no longer need to protect her from Impotus. 

 

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2.10.2020 Chump pulls a sicky in a desperate bid to catch the late sympathy vote as postal voting threatens to roast him alive.

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Friday 2nd 58-60F, very heavy overcast and expected to be windy all day. It was spitting with rain but with barely a breeze as I plodded against the speeding traffic. I took to the verges with each passing to avoid a free "car wash." 

The foul stench of death hung on the air from all the dead rats splattered on the road. Why so many? Have they caught the Jinping Plague from the mink farms? 

A fully self-entitled, Scottish MP has travelled to London to speak in The Houses of Parliament while knowingly suffering the symptoms of Jinping Plague. Meanwhile PM "Boris The Clown" Johnson's father was unmasked while shopping. One rule for the entitled. Another for everybody else? Of course.

Cycling continues to grow in popularity. With new,  but still miniscule expenditure being invested in cycle routes. Previously, the selfish barstewards, who insisted on sitting in comfort in endless traffic queues, could control cycling. The vast majority of new cyclists are previous public transport commuters. So the selfish car drivers still prefer to drive incredibly slowly, right up to the door of their workplace. It was ever thus. Climate change? Feel my chromed tailpipes!

Chump and his current spouse have a "slight case of flu which will soon be over." The number of dead and dying he leaves in his blood-soaked tracks will never be truly known. Chump's chumps [followers] need not worry though: The Devil prefers to have his minions doing their worst well into ripe old age. Though if The Devil knows the outcome of the coming election he may well decide to "retire" his loyal servant. Has Biden been infected by Chump during their recent screaming match? The Devil only knows!

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1st October 2020 Not a lot.

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Thursday 1st October 56-60F, overcast and windy. Some sunshine is threatened. A brisk walk to the lanes with barely a hint of the sun breaking through. A few gulls to admire from a distance. A string of noisy geese went over. I made a tile out of three of them. China "flying ducks" used to be a popular wall decoration when I was a child. That was back in the last century. [BC: Before Chump] Traffic was mostly light today.

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