The binmen have the [voluntary option] to empty the bin with a reminder to us of our mortal sins, but they didn't. There is absolutely no mention inside the bin lid instructions on not binning black plastic. We had dropped a couple of small, organic tomato trays in on top of the rest. That was enough to warrant corporal punishment and another fortnight with a full bin.
Ironic, considering our lifetime's green credentials. Just as the Danish <cough> Environment <cough> Minister takes his leave with a fat, lifetime pension and allowances. His high point, in having faithfully served the intensive, big prairie, big-chem, big-agro, under his false title pretenses? The shooting of a fully protected, solitary, wild wolf from the safety of a car as it crossed a distant field. So proud were they of their [piss poor] skill at hunting their elusive prey that a video surfaced of the exact moment of bloody carnage. It wasn't even a kill shot but the beautiful animal obviously suffered if only briefly.